The Amazing Rando

"Crack A Smile" isn't a better pun than "Vince 3:16 says Urine Trouble"

No bizarre level is random nonsensical storylines...wait nevermind It will be the American Males Maria and Al Snow's Head.

Actually...DX should face off two of the roughest managers either have ever had... Jose Lothario & Triple H's Bottle Of Water.

Michael PS Hayes and Gangrel. Let's go! Papa Shango and The Berzerker. Make it happen! Jake Roberts and Jack Daniels. UNDEFEATED in Boxcar Boxing.

Michael PS Hayes and Gangrel. Let's go!

Actually...i'd probably mark out if i heard either Razor Ramon or 123 music.

Vince found a way to write himself off TV and still get his name in every segment.

Only if Edge is on commentary.

Cade Murdoch, All 5 Spirit Squad guys, and finally... X-FAAAAAAACTOR

Jeff Hardy .... now 30% blacker than Jonathan Coachman, and that's not including the paint.

Did it feel uncomfortable?

He's still selling the green paint.

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Cena wins with a one-armed anklelock.

grrr...double post

So THAT'S what that smell is. *sniffs* Smells like FISH it smells like... like...take a deflated balloon and spit into it until it is about the size of a softball while eating buffalo wings and drinking Dr. Pepper. Then take that balloon and put it in a dank garage for about six months. Then empty the balloon and turn it inside out and use it to clean out your boogers. Then eat it.

So THAT'S what that smell is.

"Quick, Cena, run through your promo as FAST AS POSSIBLE"

You've got to be kidding right?

TNA - Where wrestlers go when they retire from pro-wrestling!!

Joe needs to keep having people push him a little bit harder and little bit harder...only for him to keeping coming out on top so that when finally does do the unthinkable and pin him it will mean ALOT. He needs the title before his first pinfall loss though.

"If Jarrett Wins, We RRioTT"

Yeah, I think Sabin was hugging it earlier in the night.

Vince Russo Booking: Konnan handcuffs both Styles and Daniels while one of the LAX members uses a ladder to get the title. Then in celebration award the tag titles to Antino Bandera's. Antonio Bandera's what? Would you prefer Ricky Martin? His name is "Antonio Banderas" ...not "Antonio Bandera" with a plural possesive.

Vince Russo Booking: Konnan handcuffs both Styles and Daniels while one of the LAX members uses a ladder to get the title. Then in celebration award the tag titles to Antino Bandera's. Antonio Bandera's what?