Finger paint > spray paint and if you aint down with that I got 3 words for ya
happy lil trees
On the plus side, i'll be able to pre-order The Self Destruction Of Jeff Hardy soon.
They should call it "I'm Melting: The Jeff Hardy Story"
That's the sort of name that would attract emo teenage girls. (eh, and boys)
"Jeff Hardy: I'm Melting."
I say they let Jeff, Matt, and the other Omegas get high and do their own commentary for various old Hardy Boys matches.