The Amazing Rando

Kiss his feet? "Tonight, in this very ring... you're facing...ISSAC YAAAAAAAAANKEM!"

KAAAAAAAAAANE!!

"Tonight...You're Reading... RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN~!"

That is a creepy cover photo.

Too bad it's not a cross between Hell's Kitchen, Twister, and the song "You're The Best Around"

How do you sell sunburn? "BUY MY RED SKIN! IT HURTS WHEN YOU TOUCH IT BUT YOU'LL LOVE THE CRISP FEEL! 9.99!! TWO FOR FIFTEEN DOLLARS!!" ba-dum-TISH

Don't pass your mistakes off on other people. What, do you work for the government?

No, but according to him he CAN do it in 52 different states.

He's going to change his last name to "Buick Open"

That was DDP.

Orton/Masters vs. Carlito/Crazy?

He's a tough SOB from the mean streets of Massachusetts...but damn can he shove his tongue down a blonde's throat.

Nah, he rubbed the skin off and that was underneath.

"Jeff Hardy...WITH A WRESTLING MOVE...beats Shelton!"

"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE THE BROCK WENT TO SCHOOL"

Frat Hazing Vomit Skittles. Taste The Brotherhood. No really, taste it.

Kurt replaced that "I" with "Injection", which also apparently caused Intelligence and Integrity to start getting bitches pregnant and not even callin' em back.

"Look's like someone took a wrong turn at a Madonna music video. He's gonna be wishing he had like a prayer when he hears the choir calling for CRYME TIME"

Murdoch kinda looks like Alex Wright...if Alex Wright ate the entire cast of "Annie, Get Your Gun"

Man Mountain Rock & The Roadie. No.........you're all wrong. The last team is going to be....................... Jeff Jarrett and Kurt Angle. They will start the Invasion. OK now we have jumped the shark. SHARKBOY AND LEAPING LANNY POFFO?!!!

THE Alex Wright...as opposed to the many other Alex Wrights that have plagued Poland since the 1930s.

Man Mountain Rock & The Roadie.

The crowd will go banana when the final team is RVD & Sabu

he's a former tag champ.

Why does Charlie Haas look like a member of Loverboy?