The Amazing Rando

Had I not disappeared from the fed again and had known Devon Walters had a chance at a world title shot, I probably would have showed. I would have lost to ELM in short order, but I would have at least showed for Genesis. Because of that, I still say that I have never actually taken part in a Genesis PPV.

Hey, I lost my first competitive match too, and then went on to win a metric ton of no-shows and got the JL world title in six months, sadly also on a no-show. Toxxic won a ton of no-shows and some championships in his first six months too, if i'm not mistaken, but see...the thing is, kids, the man's got talent. Where as for me, I think my first two competitive victories were over IL (in Mall Brawl) and Spike Jenkins, which was 5 months later in a 4 person battle royal (with Manson Pre-CAPS and Korgath) for a Euro Title shot, against Maddix which he no-showed and then elbowed me in the eye less than two months later. I'm fairly certain I faced Korgath at a point in November that year, that he did show for also, meaning I only won competitively against 3 people my entire JL run, and lost competitively to 3 people also (EngDrag, Royal, and Maddix). A total of 7 competitive matches in a period where I won 2 Euro titles and a World Title, all by no-show. Wooo for me.

I thought it was Vince that slammed HHH's head in the door, which caused the "bleeding like fuck" injury to his ear. I'm sure that isn't what Vince was trying to do, but it looked like Hunter's head sort of dropped a bit too far or he wasn't able to absorb as much of it with his shoulder as he thought he would be able to.

damn, there goes all the awesome merchandising for Vito's world championship victory.

Let's work it out! LET'S GET PHYSICAL!

Yeah, Peace Out.

I said it first. I said it was either Crazy or Nitro with the W.

Carlito is black. He's Puerto Rican.

actually, it would be funnier if he ran out and the production crew switched to random crowd shots just as he appeared and didn't go back to the ringside area with the cameras until he left.

On topic... Either Super Crazy wins, or Nitro wins. That's it.

So you dropped a leather couch, a throne, and a wheelchair on me?

Well, my sister is pregnant... YOU FUCKED YOUR SISTER?!

You know damn well the fans would care more about Kendrick and London if they were giant boobs. Why do you think DX gets cheered so much?

Uhmmm...he used the force?

when he said "big on Crazy", he meant this blonde he met at the Mustang Ranch. She's going to be the next HHH, at least in bra size. Her tits are going to be called "The Hooligans".

I'd rather it be a trainwreck with them all over it.

Carlito, Crazy, and Hardy can be called "Rice, Beans, and Waffles"

Now it's a date rape.

Vince: Spirit, are these your children? Ghost of Johnny Present: They are yours. The boy is Hunter, the girl is Steph. Beware them both, but most of all, beware this BOY!

Vince: Are you the Spirit Squad member whose coming was foretold to me? Mikey: I AM!! Vince: Who and what are you? Mikey: MIKEY!! Vince: Mikey? Mikey: MIKEY!!!!!!! (later) Vince: You want me to go through the window? Mikey: MIKEY!! Vince: But I am Vince McMahon dammit!! Mikey: MIKEY!!!!!

Eventually they are going to be like "The Dudley" but they'll be "The Spirit" and wear chains and screw with Ebeneezer McMahon when he is trying to sleep.

Oddly enough, Maria has a deep knowledge of wrestling history. She's a Smaria.

Perhaps they're saving it for Survivor Series? After being the only one eliminated from his team, Johnny reappears from the crowd, pissed off that Kenny didn't save him (Johnny had run into Kenny on the apron and knocked him to the barricade), he kicks him right in the spirit and then celebrates by himself as he leaves, a true winner.

Or doing what Chris Masters did and bump into Ric Flair and steal a briefcase of money.

"YOUR ASS IS A BIG NASTY BATCAVE AND MARIA JUST SAID SO!!!"