The Amazing Rando

Kim Fowley?

Sabu looks alot different now than he did back when he was the star of Punky Brewster

They gotta show that CM Punk boy how to work.

"I'm Sabu...and i'm hooked on phonics"

"The Kids *LOVE* RTC... Recieving Teacher's Cock" Seriously dude that is so fucking stupid some things should not be joked about. I'll call Dateline on you and say that you were in Colorado in 1996. Dammit...she told me her name was "Georgia".

"He's given you the Beijing Cocktail...his name.... Jimmy Wang Yang." .... NOT THAT KIND OF COCKTAIL

Next week he's going to hit him with an overhead projector and a reel-to-reel film can containing "Nature's Urges: Dealing with Puberty"

"The Kids *LOVE* RTC... Recieving Teacher's Cock"

Matt Striker stole that tie from a kid he molested.

And for some reason it'll be for contendership to the IC title.

Marlon Brando's house just exploded. That happened quite frequently after he went on one of his chimichanga binges I heard. I'll bet his farts sounded like the screams of a mustard gas victim.

His nose is made out of parts of Jeff Bagwell's hand.

I'm waiting for a shot of Rent-A-Cop Roadkill standing over Shannon Moore as he grimaces, his music plays and he says "Fuck The Police" and then grunts and moans "Oh, Jeffy" for some reason.

It still said "Steven" at the bottom of the screen.

Marlon Brando's house just exploded.

which is ironic, since he usually works stiff.

*Rene pops up on screen* Rene: He'll keep calling me...he'll keep calling me until I come over. He'll bug me...that's it, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go...I...I...I'LL GO! DAMMIT!

I wish the camera hitting HBK could have had video running...that would have been a cool replay.

HIAC vs. Taker.

They have to fight over Torrie first.

This is what I hopd the Invasion would have eventually done to Vince...just total mindfuckery and paranoia.

He would dress up as Lita in the Omega locker room when she was raggin. That's almost as frightening as WP and the weightbench. The weightbench had a white towel in it's right pocket.

WHICH WAY DID HE GO?! WHICH WAY DID HE GO?!

Finlay took that chair like a CHAMP...and Regal took the pedigree like an even better champ.

He would dress up as Lita in the Omega locker room when she was raggin.