The Amazing Rando

Kelly needs to eat the barb wire.

They should have pulled back the apron to show Kurt Angle passed out.

By pressing "mute" on the crowd mic.

They can call their tag team "The Remedials"

She's doing Coke with CM Punk.

"CM Punk Does Coke" sign. Lovely on many levels.

If I was an evil person, I'd ask "Why couldn't Stephanie had died in child-birth?" But since I'm not, I'll just ask "Why can't Stephanie just stay at home, be a mom, and not worry about WWE while raising Aurora Rose?" cause daddy never ever takes a day off from work. Daddy never had 8 pounds of human crawl out of his crotch either. Sorry for the visual, but it's true. Hey, we don't know WHAT he does with Candice.

Two sheds are better than one... heh heh heh...

Talk about a swerve.

It's been a long road these past few months. I hated being 23 and still living at home, but didn't have a nice enough job to afford moving out (i also have a fairly pricey car payment to deal with), but today it happened. I found a shithole for cheap with enough easy fixes that i won't have to dump alot of money in at the get-go to freshen it up, but will still have to save up weeks at a time and slowly eat a way at the cosmetic problems that exist (luckily it's mostly simple stuff for now, but i will have the ability to redo rooms as a whole down the line). I will post some pics as soon as I get them. It's a really small place (i don't need much room anyway), but it has alot of storage space (including two sheds out front). All in all, I should be in the house by the end of August/beginning of September, so if i disappear for a few days, it's just until I can get phone/internet set up. It's been a crazy last few days, and it's only going to get crazier. I'll keep the world updated.

HHH vs. Umaga The Earth is going to stop rotating.

But Shawn plays the Stud.

HBK will be taken off the road for elevated enzymes of the Jesus.

"Look at that little monkey no-sell..."

That needs to go in someone's sig. Vince does NOT walk like Jeff Hardy.

I'm just on fire. I'M ON FIRE?!?!?!?! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! "It's not funny my ass is on fire!" "SAVE ME TOM PRITCHARD!"

I didn't hear a phone ring.

The announcers always say "his son Shane" as if we wouldn't know who he was if they just said "Shane McMahon" or even just "Shane".... JR or King: ...blah blah blah Shane blah blah blah... Smark: Since when does Vince care about Helms? I don't think so.

I'm just on fire. I'M ON FIRE?!?!?!?! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I don't like the cut of your jib, moon-curser. http://www.holoweb.net/~liam/dict/M/MOON-Curser.html

That raises the question: Which was funnier, the Fingerpoke of Doom, or Popcorn bag shots? The latter, because it wasn't one of the main reasons for a company's downfall. Actually, I was referring to the original DX Fingerpoke of Doom. Sorry about the confusion. The European Title probably had more prestige at that point.

Four or so hours of wrestling can do that...especially with a roster stretched thinner than Hogan's hairline.

That raises the question: Which was funnier, the Fingerpoke of Doom, or Popcorn bag shots? The latter, because it wasn't one of the main reasons for a company's downfall. Pop Secret would beg to differ.

They are too busy jobbing on ECW.

"Sir, we found Jerry Lynn in the trunk of your car. He seems to have been pinned to death."