The Amazing Rando

I heard the original ad campaign for the red PSP was that it would only cost about 24 bucks, but only if it was purchased in 1626.

Jesus: You want some pork? God: No man, I don't eat pork. Jesus: What are you, Jewish? God: We should have commandments for this kind of deal. Jesus: How many up there? God: Oh, like eight or nine. Jesus: That counting adultery? God: Not sure. Jesus: So we could have ten commandments up there? God: It's possible. Jesus: We should have some fucking commandents.

Beth, is injured. This ruined their plans as they can't go back to Trish/Mickie now and WWE is too stupid to hire the many talented and good looking woman's wrestlers in America. Foley, will take the match after Flair threatens to rape Melina. Or say that he wants to make her bleed like a VIRGIN~!

I call for an angle where Vince takes all five members of the SS to a crazy mad scientist to get them morphed into a single super-wrestler. Give the gimmick to a hoss that they haven't had debut yet, and have him wear half ripped SS get up. The Spirited Hulk. Exactly. It's the only logical next step in this feud. Vince can use that Oleg guy. "I'm Peppy. You won't like me if I'm full of PEP!"

I call for an angle where Vince takes all five members of the SS to a crazy mad scientist to get them morphed into a single super-wrestler. Give the gimmick to a hoss that they haven't had debut yet, and have him wear half ripped SS get up. The Spirited Hulk.

well, at least this time he needed a weapon.

...in Shawn's hometown no less...

It's the Spirited Little Bastards!

i missed what was going on...explain.

It'll turn a profit. As a NASCAR fan I have no desire to see it. but you have a brain. If "Are We There Yet" can be number one in this country, if even for a week, then Talledega Nights can at least pull a 3 or 4 it's first week out.

It'll turn a profit.

Just like...what...the last 685 shows?

a GOOD one.

Armando Alejandro Estrada is a pop-punk band?? JJOOOUD I ZTAY OR JOUD I GOOOO?

Flair should have Fig-4'd her.

You mean, booked him like the LADIES MAN~ he is. And he's damn good at it. Some fine work by Randall in the past 3 days. I'll be honest.......if I had to make a short list on the guys in the WWE who I thought were probably legit sexual predators, Randy would be at the top of that list. But, it makes him a really compelling character. Must be why Vince likes him so much.

Nah, it's cause he drinks and answers phones on SNL. Bob Barron wants to fuck him too.

Damn, I really thought it WAS over.

I like that Brooke was going "what happened" at an evilly smiling Randy when he was supposedly walking off in the other direction. She also apparently didn't notice the giant BOOM on the trunk of the car.

Bah, Zack Malibu met him, and Hogan INTRODUCED HIMSELF to Zack. God, that gets more bizarre every time I think about it. I might have laughed in his face.

If they do, I'll be pretty impressed. Guess not. I'm still waiting for your explanation of how Orton is a pedophile. HE FUCKS CHILDREN~!!!!

Well there were only two members of Strike Force, they don't want to just waste the other jacket. He might get glue on it or something.

This match needs Kane and my prophecy will be fulfilled.

Ahem.... KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE~! or... Eugene~! or Orton. ho hum.

Pfff...Lita wasn't even in the match.