The Amazing Rando

Except with less charisma and less awesome hair That's two strikes against it already. If Cena is Hogan, does that make Edge the Randy Savage of the group? Except, Edge has at least gotten one pin on Cena, and Savage hasn't pinned Hogan in his whole career.

Maybe if he would have hired both one legged wrestlers, Vince would have tied them together and had himself some mutant heavyweight with two heads. I mean, Vince could be like "If we can't sell out arena's with one headed wrestlers....let's just add another head! Eventually the two heads can split up and feud over the decomposing body!! IT'S GENIUS!!" Laurintis: and you know who can fuck the decomposing body? Vince: KAAAAAAAAAAAANE!! *orgasms* Dunn: We'll start Monday! Everyone: BRILLIANT!!

Oh I hope fucking not. He's fucking red and blue and is a FLAT CAB. I wouldn't even so much care about the colors (no douchey flames though) so long as he was a flat cab. Fuck Michael Bay. Fuck him up his bad directing ass.

Here ya go, Laz

Nah, Khali has to die at the Bash. It's ritual. Umaga loses to Batista, and the Davari buys the services of AAE & Umaga... then, with total originality, Davari, AAE, and Umaga wrestle Taker 3-on-1 at Summerslam and he beats them all with one hand tied behind his back.

Only if the music used is "Life Wasted" by Pearl Jam.

Should've done it from the top rope.

You would think the referee would ignore the Lita-ference (since it's on Edge's behalf) and award the match and the belt to Cena since Edge was near/at submission.

I think the day the Spinner Belt is replaced is the day we know Cena won't be near the main event as a contender for a while...so...the day after HHH wins the belt again.

I like the white ropes. That's all I got.

How could Medical Science cure Poverty?

Uhmm... commercials? Guess what took up about 15 minutes of pointless TV time... during the actual SmackDown broadcast... that wasn't an advertisement between segments. That's right... the Diva Search. Uhmmmmm.... Mark Henry??

Uhmm... commercials?

I wish we would have gotten that main event. Ha. I called it. Where's my damn cookie.

Good times. Probably my favourite incarnation of the Taker, as well. The Uberheel Badass era. He was a heel Badass, but he had that whole "respect" thing going as well, which is why he raised Hardy's hand at the end. One of my favorite Raw matches ever. I was really thinking they might have let Jeff win it long enough for him to lose it to Angle...as an Angle/Brock feud going into Summerslam that year would have been great. No matter what though, it would have taken a HELL of a Undisputed Title match to take the spotlight from the HHH/HBK match. The camera work of the Taker/Hardy match has been rarely matched since, as usually the camera likes to give away if a wrestler is coming up behind another one who is on the ladder, but those last few Hardy climbs just were nothing but the top of the ladder and his face before Taker chaired him out of nowhere. I really thought it was over after Hardy blasted him like three times after the Last Ride attempt.

Summerslam 2002 and 2005 say "hello" Help me out a little. 2002 seemed to place HHH vs. HBK (the first DX "reunion" above Rock vs. Brock) while 2005 had HBK and Hogan in the main event...mainly so Hogan could pose with a giant flag.

Summerslam 2002 and 2005 say "hello"

Stone? Rock? Next he's going to start acting like Val Venis!

It's not about Umaga. It's about AAE. He's the IWC hard-on of the month. Well, that's cause if the hard on lasts for more than four weeks, we have to see a physician. Yeah, i'm sure most smarks can't afford health insurance . Well, we could have if Vince wouldn't have fired all of us.

It's not about Umaga. It's about AAE. He's the IWC hard-on of the month. Well, that's cause if the hard on lasts for more than four weeks, we have to see a physician.

On the Seventh Day, God rested. And on the a very day, God will be a check on it.

Nah, they can't afford Jesus Christ. Mick Foley will probably be there though, he's cheaper.

Eugene got some major points for the specialty match victory (No DQ handicap)

Vince McMahon is so heavy-handed when he jerks off he breaks his pelvis. "I Broke My Pelvis This Morning! But I'm Here, I'm Jumping Around!"

Because the fall would take some out of him... and 7 is more powerful than 6.