The Amazing Rando

AAAAHHHHHHH UMMMMAAAAAAGGGGAAAAA~!!

Umaga knows how to play heel.

Ha, now Cena's > Edge..HAHAhAHAHA LOL~!

Nah, that's Lita.

And that manager.... KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE

I sort of covered that joke. Sort of.

Highlanders vs. SS? They'll do battle at Summerslam for the Jerry Lawler Invitational Jello and Pudding Wrestling Championship. "AYE, LIL DOGGIES!!"

The Highlanders... the winners of the untelevised 1964 and 1966 J Cup. Conner MacLeod won in '65.

You really have no concept of history and impact, do you? I know that did about as much for the legitimacy of Pro Wrestling as having David Arquette win the WCW Title. Guess the answer is no. *shrug* Eh... Way to admit you were wrong, asshole. I was all of 3 years old at the time. I spent most of the time counting my fingers and toes. I bet you got those wrong too.

And the three men will do battle for the Ultimate Pro Wrestling Internet Championship, in an elimination match with the Blue Meanie.

Mick Foley, former Northern Championship Wrestling Inter-Cities Champion

nothing will ever beat "Hitman Bret Clark" Actually, nothing will ever beat "we'll chat later with the new World Champion"

NFL Films Guy For Lead Ring Announcer~!

Somebody needs to use the leg hangman in the ropes.

Cena vs. Umaga should be for the title "King of Deathmatches"

Carlito should go to GAB and wrestle for the CW title...he seems to me his first match on a brand is for a title and he wins it. He could keep the streak alive with the CW title.

Grisham hasn't ever been on Smackdown either...and that's where that belt EXISTS. At least he didn't say it was for the Hardcore, European, or Television Championships...or worse yet...IWGP.

Welcome To Raw IS MIZ!

He gets killed by a thousand mexican CMLL fans.

juvenile?? He must think Hogan is...what...25?

That was a horrible cue.

"Chalk another up for the good guys"

This needs Tony Little.

I like "...and talked about a crown, but then I realised she was really saying clown..."

Jesus: And you know what they call Christianity in Rome? God: They don't call it Christianity? Jesus: Nah, they got guilt. They wouldn't know what the fuck Christianity is God: Then what do they call it? Jesus: They call it Catholicism. God: Catholicism. What do they call Judaism? Jesus: Well, Judaism is Judiasm, but they call it Heresy. God: Heresy? Ha Ha Ha Ha. Well what do they call Islam? Jesus: I don't know. I didn't go into Afghanistan.