The Amazing Rando

Since when in the last 7 years has Al Snow not been a pushover?

I'm thinking there will always be about a dozen ECW fans that will be there just to piss Vince & Co off. If they endure a Big Show ECW Title run, they'll gobble gobble gobble up anything. I feel like such an idiot now owning 2 ECW shirts. Regardless of what is going on now, ECW back then is what should be thought of long before what is on your screen currently. Edit: ...nice chant for Test.

We have video proof of Test getting heat once. Orton? Well... Fake Knee Injury? vs. HHH? vs. Shane? WHOOOOOOOOOORE?

I'm thinking there will always be about a dozen ECW fans that will be there just to piss Vince & Co off.

This promotes violence against plants. BIOVIOLENCE!

A PREACHER!! Come on, Sandy!!

and so Vince takes the Physical...Impossibility, of trying to get Philly to give a shit about the Big Show as their champ.

"I heard he was BULLYING YOU! DADDY!!"

If she gives head like she dances, she probably puts the dick in her mouth and gently shakes her head back and forth. And right before she finishes, an indy wrestler runs in and covers up her face.

well, get that out of the way early I guess. kill the crowd before the show can even get off the ground.

well... the crowd *really* isn't into the "safe bet champion" of Big Show

Whether we like it or not, Test will probably be a pushed upper-midcarder-lower-main-event type in ECW. Mainly cause the WWE fans that happen to be at the tapings will boo him and not just sit on their hands, regardless of any hand-sitting they did the last time he was around.

well i'm sure it was probably straight-to-VHS first. It's rare they show something on TV for free when they can sell it and make $$

A Game of Pool is awesome the one with the Nazi going back to the Prison Camp creeps the shit out of me. I also dig "Beyond The Rim", I enjoy it about as much as "....Maple Street"

It would be easier to gain Hulk's trust, saying he wants to train the boy to do a "chinlock"...and if anything will lock up a chin..............

Why doesn't the WWE just say that Randy Orton is a pedophile and really wants Nick.

On "The Science of Superman", they try to explain how Superman, traveling an estimated 100,000+ mph, could catch Lois falling from the helicopter at terminal velocity and NOT kill her. I'm thinking that since he can take a huge amount of force hitting him at one time, that his body simply absorbed the energy of the two colliding, and thus I'm thinking if they were doing the Horizontal Injustice that he would find a way to release his muscular energy in such a way that she wouldn't find it any different than a normal earth male. He apparently has some control over the gravity around him (in order to fly) so he could have himself suspended a tiiiiiny amount above her and the bed and float his body in such a way as to not , ahem, arouse suspicion. I'm also thinking he could probably control any discharge so as to not decapitate his lady friend. That's a hard Hallmark card to find for the saddened parents.

For whomever wanted the GI Joe movie... It was made, but only released on VHS. It was supposed to go to theatres before TF, and Duke was supposed to bite the bullet. But after TF was released and the fans shit all over Prime's death and the movie in general, the GI movie was put to VHS...and Duke went comatose instead of six feet under.

Remember when Kane's blew up in the limo? Just sayin' that's the quality SFX from these folks. this was worse. this was "green pee" worse.

Vince in blackface is more afro-american than Coach.

Fireworks did...NOT...come out of that moonroof. The show "Finders Keepers" had better special effects.

Trish is a fan of my favorite place to shop Hot Top, I C.

I'm getting a Victory Road PPV ad right now.

They should just light Jerry Lawler's head on fire for real.

and now.... CLERKS! It really *IS* 1993.