The Amazing Rando

Dama has one of those really nice stereos in his car with like a 200 disc CD changer just so when he gets mad in traffic he can throw his remote at whatever is pissing him off.

"Shane McMahon, Vince McMahon, and an ass"

We hope you will all also check out SWF Afteshoxxxxxx on Friday. It's going to be a doozy.

I dunno about Diesel's, but I know the instruction manual for the game had Luger's Uber-forearm finisher code all wrong.

Isn't it in most QBs contracts to not ride motorcycles (helmet or no helmet) at any time due to the increased likelihood of accidents? Because if it is in his contract and he did it anyway, that could be a breach of contract thing and could cause even more problems. I could have sworn I've heard that before this happened and even moreso now that it did happen.

Wikipedia states "Big Belly Burger" as "the main fast food joint in the DC Universe" http://vu.morrissey-solo.com/moz/perez/jla-a/bbb.htm

I just assumed Zyon vs. Cross was taking place in Toko, while Zyon vs. Akira Ka-whatits was in Tokyo.

Diesel's Caber Toss + Doink's Field Goal Kick > j00 I played the Rumbles as HBK and whooped mucho amoounts of ass.

ECW...now with JOHN CENA~!

If anything says EXTREME...it's a sports coat.

So would about 60% of the roster. There will come a time where Raw is 99% skits. Actually, there was a time. But at that time, they had more guys who could go in the ring...or at least, it seemed like it, and thus the talent was being wasted in reverse.

So would about 60% of the roster.

Cross?

If Cena vs. Edge starts with a lock-up, We Riot.

It's bad because of how many people they have in their roster that have potential coming out of their asses, yet they rarely push them for long enough or hard enough because there are too many people that feel the need to watch their spot and gaurd themselves from those underneath them rather than open their eyes and see the big picture about what could be good for the company IN THE LONG RUN. DX might be good for a while, but it's not exactly a long term solution to any problem. On the other hand, you have the Spirit Squad, of which at least two of them could easily be good enough to go out and jump into the mid-card and make an impact. Does it help that they are out there working main events and working with national-television experienced wrestlers? Definitely. But that gimmick could easily be done with three people (or even more - as there are guys in OVW or even backstage currently that could use the gimmick to hide some of their weaknesses). There needs to be a better balance of experienced top guys doing what they need to do coupled with a midcard that can use their time there to develop themselves so that when those top guys retire, get injured, etc...they will be there to take over and won't be completely shit on. If HHH, HBK, and Cena just up and vanished tomorrow, you'd have a Raw with the top dogs being Edge, Orton, and maybe the Spirit Squad. Those three men are the entire FACE side of the upper-mid-card and main event scene .........and Cena consistently gets more boos than a face (former) World Champion should. What would they do? Would they suddenly push Kane as a face again? Would Edge or Orton somehow turn? Those two (or three) choices are way ahead of what the WWE *should* do, and that is look at who the crowd reacts for and push them. I would say, short term, they would probably need to push Kane as a face, since the fans would easier buy that than Edge or Orton turning face again. Vince's rosters are full of the following three things in great abundance: 1) worthless bodies 2) rookies with potential 3) experienced top guys Sadly, it's a bell curve with big bell being all of the dead weight. Vince has the cashflow, the ability, and the oppurtunity to build the greatest wresting company in the world -- and yet he doesn't. He does shit like what we watch every week. For some fans, it's sad to watch what we used to enjoy fall apart. For others, it's force of habit. And for others, it's that they hold out hope that one day things will be different. Is the internet to blame? A little, of course. But it's a few notches down the list from ego, insanity, and the constant repetition of the same stories that have the emotional depth of the Muppet Babies.

Did she catch you kissing them?

Next week - Spirit Squad vs DX 5 on 2 Handicap Match Gotta save something for Vengeance.

sans the skateboards I laugh at the missing of the word "Two", as well as applaud the reference.

No. Vince fired us months and months ago.

They couldn't even play the old dX music.

JR said "Suck It" with all the veracity of "On Golden Pond"

he borrowed Lita's.

Mitch took that throw like a real (stunt) man.

PILLMAN-IZATION ON THE *NECK*