The Amazing Rando

This is absolutely positively pathetic.

Wasn't Heenan the first announcer in the HOF? or does he count more as a manager?

I am going to call it right now that the SNME main event is going to turn into a clusterfuck with Chavo, Edge, Foley, Taker, and Mark Henry all getting involved at various points.

ORTON!

Better or worse than the Brock/Goldberg/Austin clusterfuck. And by better, I mean more entertaining for us. I'm not even just talking about HHH/Cena. We also have Rey/Angle/Oron in the "let's see the fans not give a shit about Orton" match, and then of course the Vince/HBK "the one where the fans chant for Bret, he doesn't come out, and they totally turn on the match" match. Did he really say it'll be Ceca/HHH vs. Rey/Orton/Angle? So it takes three SD guys to take on RAW guys? I say it's just so HHH can bury all four guys at once so when he wins the belt it'll make everyone look bad. He can go out the next show after SNME and say "I just beat everyone fighting for the other title because i'm the King of Kings!"

God...Shelton doesn't even get to hold his own belt

After tonight it just might be.

That's different....HHH is going to bury the entire WWE main event scene in one night.

This is Experiment Number Four in the "Can anybody play heel against Cena" test. So far only Edge really got anywhere, and I think that had to do with Cena being a title-chaser for once.

This is what the NWA would have been like if Ronnie Garvin could rap and pump up his Reeboks.

girly cheers and a ominous booooo...and a cheer for HHH!

When Cena walked through the door four years ago, HHH said "who's the douche with the Sting facepaint?"

This is DC. Jericho basically out-popped him during SSlam last year...and Jericho is a much better heel than HHH.

what the fuck shirt is that?!

They should have Mickey on the phone with someone named "Chris" talking about a bet about whether or not she can get in Trish's pants by WM.

Mickie James - Muff Divin' Round The World~!

Give me the Spirit Squad

"Hot Dogs Aren't Cool"

BTW, my parents did buy a plasma, only to have it die a month later during a thunderstorm-induced power outage. The TV was hooked up to the best surge protector they could find, and it still completely fried it. Upon returning it, they heard that at least a dozen others in the area experienced the same thing.

If I wouldn't have heard about it only like two weeks ago, I probably would have bought tickets

Yeah, and aren't they filming SD first? The crowd could very well be deflated after that match and then still have a few hours of stuff left to watch.

There is also a "Not Found" when you try to access Torrie Wilson's diva site.

I'm marginally ashamed that I got the reference.

When I was a freshman, a senior girl was killed in a horrible car accident. Her brother was a junior and about a month later during gym class, another student made a rude comment to the brother about his sister. One punch and the tasteless student was down, and stayed down for about ten minutes. Had I been the brother, he would have gotten more than a punch to the face.

Did you seriously just make a "Lock The Taskbah" joke?