The Amazing Rando

You soil my OAO thread...save it for next week.

...and i'm NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!!

Jesus Reigns? hm... i think i've heard that before.

This is actually just the "best" of SD from the past month and a half. They don't bother showing the full show anymore...cause the Rebound covers everything.

Rosey just killed Fat Lash Leroux!!

Damn...Lash Leroux has really let himself go.

I've thought about it... many many times.

Also.... a Christian face turn after the Edge incident would be... somewhat good.

For Raw Is Rando... I want a One Week Maven victory. He should pull the "Ring The Damn Bell" card.

Xtian's theme song works on many levels... mostly as a warning... Just close your eyes So you can't see Christian's restholds... Just close your eyes Or I know you'll see a headlock... Just close your eyes... The pain is almost over... Just close...your eyes...

"I was in Evolution and it's like selling your soul to the dev..." *ZAAAPPPP* "...i'm sure you'll like it"

Flair is out with a groin injury. Space Mountain is closed for repairs? The technical term is "Space Mountain is currently closed for refurbishment. We apologize for the inconvenience. WHOOOOOO!!" I can just imagine his wife going down there and finding that written on a little hanging sign. Flair's Wife: What's this? " *picks up sign* Oh well, I guess I'll have to go over and ride Dumbo The Flying Elephant... Flair: You don't mean... DUN DUN DUUUUUUNNNNNN... JR: IT'S VISCERA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Christian: Welcome To My Chocolate Factory.

Flair is out with a groin injury. Space Mountain is closed for repairs? The technical term is "Space Mountain is currently closed for refurbishment. We apologize for the inconvenience. WHOOOOOO!!"

JR: And Jim Ross hits the RKO BAH GAWD King: Did you just say... JR: JIM ROSS WITH THE COVER! THREE! ROSS! ROSS! ROSS! ROSS! King: ....... Lita: Calm down, King...it's not wurff tha rithk.

JRKO? HEY (Hey) Boomah Soonah! (ah!)

HHH: SHIT!!! Flair: What? HHH: Wrong black guy got the shirt.... Flair: Fuck! But hey...Coach vs. JR! Everybody drink!!

Writer: Okay, eenie meenie minie moe.......

Rios: ..... Lita: He is saying that he is the beff there is, beff there wahfs, and the beff there evah wah be!

Well, we all know you can't tell by her facial expressions. You won't like me when I'm angry... cause then i'll look like THIS:

Next up, she'll be charged with assault against the English language. -=Mike She IS the Walking Kiff of Deff.

Lita's gotten into Jeffy's stash.

THE JOB OF THE WEEK...FOR 83 WEEKS IN A ROW... The Guy That Lost To Triple H!

I know, it's like the sound Randal makes around Veronica "THIRTY SEVEN!!!"

HHH: Shit, I just gave you sweet loving five minutes ago, who do you think I am...JBL?!