The Amazing Rando

So I threw in the "unlock all in quick play" code and tried Dragonforce and "One" on EASY... I passed the Metallica but only got through about 40% of TTFATF...again, on EASY. Holy shit that song is insane.

That is not sensible.

son...of...a...BITCH!

Throw him in the pile of debris? like a lawn dart? I'd watch.

All that Santino segment was missing was "What" chants.

the crowd booed like mad when she said "he'll be here next week"

Santino is no Sharkboy.

Oddly enough, Jeff Hardy could be at any given time a bad bounce away from being the Dynamite Kid.

I've just lost all optimism about Jericho returning tonight. Yeah, if they show the video and he doesn't pop up right after...then he ain't showing.

Remember Punk last year? Punk went out of his way to piss those guys off and the shout out to Joe was awesome. "a buddy of mine lost a toe once" was the highlight of that.

or Kane.

Hornswoggle's gonna come out in a mask as "The Yippie Dog"

Welcome to two months ago.

Balls was attracted to Kelly. Murdoch kinda saved Mickie's ass. Two different things, there.

and he can call matches with Jim Ross!

Why use a worked firing on someone that nobody outside of the internet really knows? It would be like doing a worked firing of Seth Skyfire. Stephanie threw a conniption fit that the Jericho return was leaked... But, see, people actually CARE about Chris Jericho. Nobody should really give a damn about Teddy Hart. Jericho has history in ECW, WCW, and WWF/E and was getting huge pops upon his leave of absence two years ago...Teddy Hart isn't even an "indy darling" like a Punk, Kendrick, or London.

he booked himself to win.

I sense Cody Rhodes in the RVD role from ECW earlier this year.

Why use a worked firing on someone that nobody outside of the internet really knows? It would be like doing a worked firing of Seth Skyfire.

That angers the blood.

It's a Philly Cheesesteak shaped like the statue of Billy Penn.

Vince is dressed as graph paper for Halloween

We can't all get the level of poon that you do. Stop rubbing it in, no pun intended. I don't get high quality poon, I simply wouldn't choose to sleep with her. WE ALL DON'T HAVE A CHOICE! Oh, by the way, everyone congratulate me on being engaged.

We can't all get the level of poon that you do. Stop rubbing it in, no pun intended.

Did you miss Candice's bad fall last week in their 2/3 falls match? She won the title at whatever PPV it was before CS. ...no. I was mocking JR for calling her the WWE Champion. She only won the match by DQ after Orton punched her in the balls.