The Amazing Rando

It's all about his machismo.

"Way to go, Bobby!"

Let them go the whole hour.

Bwahahahahaha... what the fuck?

Cole talks about the Sharpshooter "THIS IS A SUBMISSION MOVE!" Yeah, Michael, he could get his legs caught in there.

Benoit could have his legs pinned under a steamroller and could still out-wrestle Lashley. Edit: And I don't care if Lashley was a champion amateur wrestler...he hasn't exactly showed that he can do it on this stage, and don't even try to say "oh, that's not his character"...so what? Remember that bizarre match with Kane where everything went all technical?

so people tuning into Raw at the normal time are seeing the ECW Champ against Smackdown's Chris Benoit with JBL and Cole doing the announcing.

Raw's not in this match.

Steve-O's stoned.

It was twenty-eight seconds!

That was sad.

Well... Balls is screwed.

Val Venis sign!!

CM Punk takes Boogeyman under his wing, and Boogey starts doing the Devil Lock as a finish.

Didn't Downhome say "in a good way"?

Any former world champion can be in this match? I'm sure they'll whittle it down, but could we see a fatal 24-way? Cena will still leave as champ, of course, but that's a given. He did say on the active roster. Which leaves Benoit Flair Kane McMahon Not counting the injured folk. I know I forgot a couple. He said on the RAW roster.

Benoit vs. Cena at Vengeance?!

Ventura looks like he's ready to go on a binge with Nick Nolte.

"King, We just got ERMAC! I mean, WHO?" "That's just a Trillian error, JR, I get that all the time when it shuts down suddenly!"

That's one of the goofiest fucking things I've ever seen. ECW gets Noob Saibot!

The storyline was that Kurt had already wrestled twice that night with Shane interfering on his behalf to make sure he had to keep wrestling. So Kurt was slightly slowed and it allowed Shane to run him in circles for a little while, anyway.

That could work for almost anybody. "Who'd ya pick?" "Yang...Jimmy Wang f'n Yang." "Who'd ya pick?" "McCool...Michelle f'n McCool." "Who'd ya pick?" "Who the (bleep) is Aurora?"

You have a point. Kill him.

You should know what's planned now that Storm is posted. I didn't know *that* was exactly what was planned, but I assumed it was close to what is actually happening.

I never said you were selfish. I was pointing out that you could have easily won the WHC numerous times over the years and didn't. I wasn't even trying to say you were always more focused on the WCC. And it was Tom Flesher that made it a punchline, although he admitted to doing it in the hopes that you'd come back for it. The problem is, currently, that most of the roster is cruiserweight, and so given a choice between that or having a shot at the World (or maybe even the INT) titles, it's not hard to see what most people would pick. Not that I am belittling the WCC. If we had a larger contingent of heavyweights, then it might be easier to see the WCC being more important than it is. It also doesn't help that, at least in this fed, it's all about real competition so it is not impossible for a cruiserweight to beat a heavyweight for the world title or be in serious contention for it. If we made the point that ONLY heavyweights could have the WHC and that the WCC was on the same level, then the WCC would be the most important part of the fed at its current state.