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Take a shot whenever Caray or Martinez talk about losing a ball in the lights or the catwalks. You'll be shitfaced by the 5th.

Walk the bases loaded and then get out of it. Textbook Dice-K and I can't stand watching it.

BAL: 21 (2.5) Chicago Miami Indianapolis (4.5) Detroit (I don't know why I'm doing this) New Orleans (7.5) N.Y. Jets (6.5) Carolina Washington (13.5) Jacksonville (5.5) Dallas (5.5) Philadelphia Green Bay New England (7.5) N.Y. Giants

THURSDAY Clemson FRIDAY Memphis SATURDAY Oklahoma Iowa Kansas South Carolina Kansas State Notre Dame Northwestern Stanford Iowa State LSU Penn State Missouri Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Texas/Oklahoma game? 65 Tiebreak #2: How many passing yards will Missouri's Chase Daniel have against Oklahoma State? 275

Clear your cookies.

That, and they are just terrible on defense. Torii Hunter dropping a can of corn in game 3, the three run single, Kendrick's bobble on a possible DP ball that let the first Boston run score tonight, guys taking the wrong route to balls or diving when they should just let it drop, they just kicked themselves in the ass so much out in the field in this series.

Schedule (all games on TBS, all times Eastern): Game 1: Fri 10/10 BOS @ TB 8:37pm Game 2: Sat 10/11 BOS @ TB 8:07pm Game 3: Mon 10/13 TB @ BOS 4:37pm Game 4: Tue 10/14 TB @ BOS 8:07pm Game 5: Thu 10/16 TB @ BOS 8:07pm* Game 6: Sat 10/18 BOS @ TB 4:37pm* Game 7: Sun 10/19 BOS @ TB 8:07pm* * - if necessary Even though Buck Martinez loves to hear himself talk a little too much, the TBS crew actually gives some analysis and insight and are something different than the typical Buck & McCarver, so I welcome the switch.

Schedule (all games on FOX, all times Eastern): Game 1: Thu 10/9 LAD @ PHI 8:22pm Game 2: Fri 10/10 LAD @ PHI 4:35pm Game 3: Sun 10/12 PHI @ LAD 8:22pm Game 4: Mon 10/13 PHI @ LAD 8:22pm Game 5: Wed 10/15 PHI @ LAD 8:22pm* Game 6: Fri 10/17 LAD @ PHI 8:22pm* Game 7: Sat 10/18 LAD @ PHI 8:22* * - if necessary

They should be.

I thought it was a great episode tonight. Plenty of plot development with Ted and Stella with the Barney/Robin story still lurking in the background ready to be unleashed. Robin's dance of joy in the bathroom was just awesome. Did I catch some Robin Sparkles moves in there?

Good God, what happened to Rosenfels in the 4th?

Neither Howard or the runner going to 3rd had reached the base before the interference occured, so they have to return to their original base.

That's a solid conference win at the very least. Also, beating the Grand Poobah of this thing is something to hang my hat on.

"Scenario #2: He hung himself in his fucking closet." "Update: We still don't know where this fucking guy is."

Yep, Orlando Cabrera hit it.

Also, the rumor is that Dr. Feelgood is the next album release on October 14th. Finally, a video game rendition of Dr. Feelgood that isn't from the Genesis era!

The Angels' power just completely disappears during the playoffs, it seems. Even with Texiera. They had one XBH out of their 11 total hits and I was blown away when they mentioned that the Angels haven't hit a home run in their last 7 (now 8, I guess) postseason games. That's with Texiera added to an offense with Vlad. Wow. EDIT: If my calculations are right, that means their last homer was Vlad's grand slam in Game 3 of the '04 ALDS.

That jacket is fucking puke green.

Don't forget the NBA.

62 saves don't mean shit in October. This game is unfolding almost exactly like last year's game 2. Edit: SoSH just exploded.

Now why the fuck is Masterston still in the game? You really want to put that much pressure on him? Lopez is there for a fucking reason, Terry. EDIT: Who the fuck dresses Craig Sager? I mean, seriously, someone is fucking with us.

I'm not getting Francona's bullpen use tonight. He brought in Okajima a little too early, IMO. That probably leaves Delcarmen and Lopez (for lefties) for the 8th before Papelbon. Of course, he had to do it because Dice-K couldn't get past the 5th....AGAIN!

Jesus, 50,000 people there all with cowbells and I can still hear that FUCKING heckler. Somebody please shoot him.