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The main event was odd; Bruno throws Larry into every side of the cage and bloodies him before just waltzing out as Zbyszko stands there. Then Larry exits the cage and takes a few more shots before raising Bruno's arm in respect and leaving. I guess the story was Bruno teaching Larry a lesson about respecting one's elders, but it just came off really, really weird. It was a pretty decent show on it's own, but Cole and Mick's commentary make it a classic. I'm probably going to watch it again this week and record it.

So now the Cowboys are getting fined $200K because of Pacman's suspension. I mean, what the fuck? These are grown men who have lives outside of football; teams shouldn't have to be fucking babysitters for them. If a player fucks up, it's on him, not the organization.

It started at the end of Tagliabue's reign, but Goodell has just taken things to the next level of ridiculousness with these fines and punishments.

If you watch it again, Andre landed on his feet first to absorb the impact and then sat back onto Studd. He would have crushed Studd's ribs if he put his full weight on him.

I didn't get that. Just the Studd stuff in the Legends section.

San Diego Carolina (3.5) Minnesota (9.5) Pittsburgh (8.5) Tennessee Baltimore N.Y. Giants (10.5) (7.5) Dallas Houston (8.5) Green Bay (3.5) N.Y. Jets Cleveland Tampa Bay (10.5) Denver BAL: 21

I picked up Lost Odyssey, LEGO Batman and Pure. The latter two are really fun but Lost Odyssey is taking forever to get going. The story looks promising, though.

So are they putting the rest of the HHH DVD up this month? I thought we'd get two more parts with this last update, but nothing.

I enjoyed Cole pointing out all the odd people wandering around ringside. "As the Bee Gees look on from ringside...." Put him in a relaxed setting and with someone like Tazz or Foley and Cole can be a funny SOB.

Well, good morning gentlemen. This is the biggest test for a young team: will they really just forget about Game 5 and just go out and play, or will this loss hang on their heads over the next few days leading to guys trying too much and making fundamental errors (Longoria's bad throw was inexcusable; he had plenty of time to set and throw)? It's all on the starters on Saturday: whichever starter has the best outing, his team wins (yeah, I know, "Thanks, Tim McCarver").

Week 8 Games to Make Picks For THURSDAY BYU SATURDAY Clemson Purdue Wisconsin Maryland Georgia Ohio State Oklahoma Navy UCLA Kansas State Texas LSU Virginia Tech Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Missouri/Texas game? 45 Tiebreak #2: How many rushing yards will Michigan State's Javon Ringer have against Ohio State? 99

So Kazmir is starting Game 5 over Shields. I can kinda see Maddon's rationale here (better Kazmir have another bad outing now than having him blow a series-tying Game 6), but I would throw the better pitcher out in this situation since you have the team on the ropes and you can stick the dagger in.

So Degeneration-X is officially christened as such this week. This Shawn-Bret build up is so weird since the fans don't really know who to cheer for since Bret's been a heel for so long, but DX is acting like such idiots that they don't deserve to be rooted for either so it leads to the crowd basically sitting on their hands. As hard as it is to believe, I think Hunter was being the more annoying of the two at that point because all he'd really accomplished in his career to that date is buddying up with the clique and he's acting like he's the greatest thing ever.

And I was mocked when I said I didn't want him on the postseason roster. I'd love to say "WE GOT 'EM RIGHT WHERE WE WANT 'EM!", but last year there was '07 Beckett waiting in the wings. This year it's Double-Sided Dice-K so he's liable to follow up a damn good Game 1 with a damn shitty game 5 performance. If he can hold them off, though that might not matter since the bats still need to wake the fuck up, there may be something with Beckett and Lester wanting a second crack at the Rays. As far as the broadcasting team, I like Darling and Martinez, but I'm fucking sick of Caray orgasming over a Rays seeing-eye single in an 8 run game like it's a game-winning hit. Plus, his knack of acting like EVERY long fly ball is going to end up in the upper deck is terrible. If TBS gets a new PBP guy, they'll have a pretty good team.

Sometime next year. The commercials are due to the release of the PC version. Actually, it's still pegged for the Fall.

As soon as I saw Lily with oven mitts on I knew there was going to be a throwdown. And that had to be one of Barney's most elaborate hook-up schemes in the series' history.

I'm calling him Drew Cassell from now on. This team is so much like the '02 team: good one week, get slapped around the next. That team also had a lot of defensive guys that really need to think about hanging it up (Bruschi, Harrison). They should switch to a 4-3 since they really only have two good linebackers (Mayo and Thomas) so they can at least try to get a pass rush and help that putrid secondary. Maybe I should wait until Tzar puts up the weekly questions, but is anyone even close to the Giants as far as Super Bowl favorites right now?

This is mostly on Beckett stubbornly trying to bust guys inside even though he has nothing on his fastball right now and they end up launching them into the seats. Kinda reminded me of an old Pedro start. Lester is now the true ace of the staff. I don't know why Papelbon didn't go out for the 11th; it's not like he hasn't gone 2 innings before and there's an off day.

JUST FUCKING RETIRE!

Timlin. Fucking Mike Timlin is in a tied playoff game. See you Monday. EDIT: OH FUCK YOU HOLBROOK!

I really, really hope that Mike Timlin is just keeping loose because he's the LAST guy I want to see in this game. EDIT: Oh fuck that call with a spiked dildo.

Yeah, there was a fix, but it meant opening up the system and voiding the warranty.

If we were playing "Caption This", I'd use: Umpire: "Look, I'd love to explain that call to Terry himself; he didn't need to send the batboy out to argue."

He would have been out. Bay was playing really shallow there. His throw barely hit the cutoff man. It still was the good call. You want to be really sure that the runner has a good chance to score on that play before you send him; Bay's throw was a little off, but he got that ball in fast. EDIT: All right, someone tell the directors at FOX and TBS that the shots of worried looking fans in the crowd was played in '04. EDIT 2: Caray's "The clock has struck midnight on the Cinderella Rays" would have been more apropos if it wasn't the first fucking game of the series!. I pine for Buck and McCarver. There, I said it.

Ok, I think good Dice-K took bad Dice-K into the clubhouse and shot him after the first. His velocity is up and he's hitting the corners like mad. Now if we could have the top half of the inning last longer than a minute we might have something.