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Two out.....

But he was a closer in Cincy, so it's not like he's not used to working consecutive days. One out....

To: The Red Sox Hitters in the 9th A run or two (or 6) would be very nice in this inning, gentlemen. Sincerely, Red Sox Nation

....How is that even POSSIBLE?

Think we'll see Rivera in the 9th? He's been pitching well, so why not?

He wasn't the guy, he was an "eyewitness" that was sitting right behind the pole looking towards left when it happened.

Ed Hillel - "Objective" Yankee Fan.

Maybe the baseball gods got their signals mixed and sent the wrong ones to Chicago and NY.

Yeah, great move, Grady.

I absolutely loved the part where they talked to a guy who was apparently an "eyewitness" and then when they showed the replay after, HE WAS SITTING BEHIND THE POLE LOOKING THE OTHER WAY!! They gave him the tag "'Objective' Yankee Fan."

Why does FOX INSIST on not starting games at or around 8:00? If you want a pregame show, start at 7:45 or something.

And that ass wasn't bad, either. ........er, carry on.

Can I just remind everyone that my 21st birthday is about a week before the release date?

He pretty much let all the guys who gave the Marlins their first championship in 1995 go for very little in return. EDIT: He even dumped the manager, right?

Um....I'll pass. Hatred of sports teams and other nit-wittiness are what talk radio shows and the Whiner Line were created for.

If ONE GODDAMN THUNDERSTICK gets through the gates of Fenway Park, the seatmates of the offending fan should be able to throw him off the Monster with no repricussions.

I get feedback, but maybe 5% is actually worth a damn. I was going to save it for this week's recap, but here's an e-mail I got regarding Jackie's segment. This is un-edited: I'm sorry, this was just too funny the first time I read that.

The tag title match is coming now.

I almost went to Amherst, but the manditory nightly Breathalyzer and "recite the alpahabet" tests kind of put me off. And the fact that the President's (at the time) brother is a wanted Mob boss on the FBI's 10 Most Wanted List.

It was pretty dumb with all the rioting and such. Geez, it's the ALDS. It was a great win and all, but let's show some restraint here. But of course, the majority of the rioting was done by drunk BU and UMass Amherst kids, so they'd riot if they got B's on their finals.

Not good enough? The season series was 10-9 Yankees. Come on, in THIS postseason, do you REALLY want to be betting the farm on ANYTHING?

That ref better RUN to the back.

Wow.....that was a horrid call. Way to taint this one, refs.

GodDAMN, what a night of sporting events.

*Is finished recovering from near stroke* Best.LDS.Ever. And another fuck you to FOX for the shitty announce team. And showing that collision 30 times. Was the RAW producer in the truck tonight? The Championship Serieseseseseses are pretty much a tossup for me right now.