Spaceman Spiff

I dunno, that look she gave didn't exactly scream out "I'M BEING TOTALLY, TOTALLY HONEST WITH MY HUSBAND! REALLY!" She's either lying, or it was a red herring. It's certainly set up for us to believe the baby isn't Jin's.

Props must be thrust upon me.

I thought this was going to be about Real Genius

Stuff on Helms' broken nose, from WWE.com: Here's some pics

Because of me. I roundhouse kicked him, and he became The Czech Republic. The real Chuck Norris is going to turn himself into a bunch of 1's and 0's, jump through his internet connection, route his way to your computer, reform himself into a human being, and roundhouse kick you for sucking at this gimmick.

Ha! They did everything they could to keep it off camera, but the dude migrated towards the middle to get it on the air.

Wow, that brutal street fight sure took its toll on HBK & Shane!

Metal Ed. WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US???

Did they ever resolve that angle at all? I'll give you 2 guesses.

Fuck it. This is pretty cool.

Ashley? Trish's boyfriend owuld have been better.

Ha! Trish's "boyfriend".

Maybe that means he'll die in a car crash after trying to inject himself with something while driving and crashing into an oncoming van. ... Way too much information about a teen drama, dude. Loser. If you're forced to watch something for months at a time, you'd remember stuff you didn't want to as well. At least you balance out the Dawson's Creek w/ some NewsRadio.

This...doesn't make any sense.

I was hoping we'd get a Spirit Squad match tonight

HHH/HBK invariably devolves into 1 big circle-jerk. Add in HBK's usual paint-by-numbers free TV performances, and HHH/HBK wrestling most of the match adds up to "blah". You saw that IC match, right? They screwed up an eye poke. Doesn't change the fact of HHH/HBK being boring. Besides, the guy getting eyepoked gets the blame for screwing it up, not Shelton for doing it (unless he totally whiffs the guy's face).

HHH/HBK invariably devolves into 1 big circle-jerk. Add in HBK's usual paint-by-numbers free TV performances, and HHH/HBK wrestling most of the match adds up to "blah".

Do you want HHH/Shane vs. Cena HBK to go 15 minutes? If Shawn and HHH wrestle 12 of it. Yeah, that's not going to make the match any better.

If it is "B", I demand props. Mad props, even.

Slayer Carnival The Czech Republic Niskie

JBL tried to damage Benoit's hand 1st (the week before, I believe), including doing the same "hand in the steps" spot.

http://www.billywest.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2020&PN=1 Looks like Billy jumped the gun on those rumors. No series.

::bump:: It's back tomorrow night @ 8 PM. Is that Peter Stormare doing those Volkswagen commercials?

2 of my Final 4, and 1/2 of my Finals teams are out. I'm fucked.

Sweet. It'll be interesting to see where they air, though. Fox? Adult Swim?