Rob E Dangerously

What if Dusty Rhodes joined the UnAmericans? wait... nevermind

read on ---------- [We fade in to the same room as before as we see Leon Sharpe sitting back in a chair. Sharpe is in a Red Wings jersey and jeans. He notices the camera and nods at it.] Leon Sharpe: How are you all doing out there? [sharpe pauses for a response] Leon Sharpe: Good.. as for myself, my last few days have sucked, thanks in part to you fans. You see, I know that out in San Jose, you guys are a bit odd, but you had your hand in defeating me. You see, some little wise guy thought he could turn down a Leon Sharpe t-shirt, and that effected my performance. [sharpe pauses for a moment] Leon Sharpe: Yes, I know you want to know how the things are related, let me tell you about it. You see, in order for me to do my best at this moment in time in your SJL, I have to have all the chips fall right. I have to enter first, I have to sell some shirts, I have to jump my opponent, if I don’t do one of those things, it screws my routine up. [sharpe cracks his knuckles.] Leon Sharpe: You see, it’s called Feng-shei or something of that sort. Basically until I get about 15 matches or so under my belt, I have to get used to the SJL ring. It is different from the ones I am used to. When I get used to it, I can start scrapping Feng-shei, but you see, until then, it’s just superstitions. I’m not gonna step on cracks or do any of that. Just like how Wade Boggs ate chicken, I have my lucky charms. [sharpe gets out of his chair and starts walking.] Leon Sharpe: Let me show you one. [sharpe walks into another room where we see a glass around what looks like a bunch of rocks and all that. Sharpe steps aside and we see a big snake in the glass.] Leon Sharpe: This is Wildman. The snake was named after this one wrestler who I excessively beat in one match. I figured I owed it to him since I powerbombed him on a barb wire chair and all that. [sharpe smirks.] Leon Sharpe: Anyways, I figure that if Wildman eats one of these dead mice within 6 hours of my match, then I am due to win it. Needless to say, this damned snake is being a picky eater. EAT DAMN YOU! [sharpe shakes his head as we see the Snake beginning to eat another mouse.] Leon Sharpe: I figure that he WILL eat before my match with Jack the Ripper, or else I’ll make something good out of him and turn him into a pair of boots. [sharpe shakes his head as he walks to another room FILLED with t-shirts] Leon Sharpe: Now, fans, this is a storage room. You have the responsibility to empty this room. You see, you are not buying my stuff on the internet sites, you are not buying it in arenas. Just buy the shirt, buy it for yourself, buy some for friends, family or strangers. Buy the friggin shirt, or else I’ll do something drastic. Trust me, I can be much more of an evil man if I felt like it. I same to this league to make it fun, filled with optimism that I will go on, beat the champ Flutus, Flutbe, he’s the European champion. I figure when I get the chance to win that title, I can inquire into when SJL will ever go to Europe. Also, I figure I am big in Europe, since I spent a few months in Holland rehabbing an injury once. [sharpe smirks as he picks up a shirt and tosses it.] Leon Sharpe: Fans, don’t just buy a shirt because I could use the money, buy it for my house guest. My gardener and housekeeper, Pablo Alcantara. [sharpe points to a Caribbean guy who is sleeping near the window in the storage room.] Leon Sharpe: You see, this room doubles as a guest room and a storage room. The faster you buy my stuff, the quicker I can buy Pablo a bed, or get him a real room. Isn’t that right Pablo? Pablo: [still asleep] uh.. si.. Leon Sharpe: Do it for Pablo, from the Dominican Republic, who lives in my house while I am gone wrestling. He deserves more than just a Lazyboy chair. [sharpe walks out of the room and into the hall.] Leon Sharpe: You can get me so many things. Videos, books, DVDs, a fireplace for my promos, all that stuff. You know that to do.. just buy the shirt.. Get the Point? [sharpe winks and he goes into the room he started in.] Leon Sharpe: as for Thursday, I am facing a man called Jack the Ripper. I read the card, and I notice many things. I notice that the Ripper is in quotation marks. Which of course tells me that he doesn’t really rip at all. Second, I recall that Jack once worked here. I also recall that Jack was not the best guy. So, I figure that depending on how my luck goes, I’ll be ripping the Ripper a new one, a new Leon Sharpe t-shirt. But, not just any t-shirt, it’s one that is actually ripped, because I know that if I just gave you an extra t-shirt, I’d be wasting money. Jacko, Don’t feel sad when I beat you, you get a t-shirt out of the deal, and you get the reassurance of knowing that you are still as lousy as ever. Jacko, do you.. Get the Point? [sharpe sits down in his chair and nods as we fade to black.]

I've been told that torching the flag is a crime in the US so I doubt that Vince would go that far, only because he doesn't want problems with the law. No.. burning the flag is legal as a form of protest. I understand.

Truth's security squad (that he says he formed so the EWA couldn't have him killed so easily) is about 10 to 20 Mexicans. That may not go over so well either. I figure that the fans would prefer not to hear Truth bashing them over Medger Evers, other stuff and the fact that it's Mi-double S-i-double S-i-double P-i and it sucks.

Here is the angle.. with some snipping of stuff to build up to it. The main guys in this.. The Truth (aka Tomas Mendosa), Mexican wrestler, fierce Anti-American and the heel. And yes, I was the Truth first, before Ron Killings even heard of TNA. Shawn Armstrong, the champ, and the good guy by default. First, from a big show a few weeks before. and then it fades to the match tonight, here's clips of it. all that, with the flag and the loss leads to this backstage promise from Truth. ------ all this means that on the Tuesday Night Heat, on September 10th, 2002, in Jackson, Mississippi, The Truth is gonna avenge the abuse of his Mexican flag. I am asking you, how far over the line is this? We know that guys like Hogan have spit on the flags of other countries (USSR, Iran, Iraq), but how far over the line is it to have a legal immigrant like Truth do the same in the Deep South? and how wussy to the UnAmericans look compared to the Truth? Hahaha.. but.. just wait.. the WWE will try and beat me to the punch. I figure they won't. How would you try and do an angle with a pissed off Mexican who wants to torch the American flag as a 'protest'? and how many security guards would you hire to get his ass out of Mississippi? I'd say at least 50. Anyways, send in the feedback and remember this, the good thing about e-wrestling is that the results aren't real. (especially with this) I don't know how to close this post.. uh.. let me try.. ReD

But none of you excepted Communist painting "We must crush the painting bourgeois! Long live the Communist painters!"

what if the proposal WASN'T for a wedding, but for something else?

Sabu would be another person unlikely to be debuted as an UnAmerican

but, for the love of God, do NOT debut 911 as the newest UnAmerican. Do not. He sucks, ya know.

Plain and Simple, they don't do anything, and they sorta play that up. They can show up with ducttape over their mouths while we hear that they have been ordered to keep quiet for RAW. I have a really bad feeling they will finally torch the flag on the 9th.

According to 1Bob, Shawn felt great after his Summerslam match and is thinking about wrestling some more. Yep.. he's gonna try and come back. Sorta like the mafia, you don't leave it until you're dead, crippled or well off enough to retire. HBK matches that he could go for, just for the nostalgia 'dream match' pops. While he hopefully has a good enough deal with God to keep him from getting crippled. My picks: HBK v. RVD HBK v. The Rock Kane v. HBK Angle v. HBK (finally they can bring out the fake foot for the ending! ) last but not least.. HBK v. Dancin' Stevie Richards..

how is this fake? "Matt Hardy is showing Shannon Moore a match of his match with Taker last week. Hardcore Holly comes in and tells Matt that he got his ass kicked by Taker." that's why.. either it's fake or the guy made a big mistake there.

Signs: "I went to the Christopher Nowinski school of dating" "Lesnar fears crowd reaction" "I came here to see Crash Holly" "The HHH Rollercoaster: Slow, boring and not as good as it was two years ago" "I want a world title for Christmas" and last but not least.. "Give Lawler three minutes"

SINGLES MATCH Tim Dillon vs. Cutthroat Tim Dillon crushes Mikey Cutthroat. Cutthroat considers reading up on the 'how to write a short story in just 3 hours' book. SINGLES MATCH Judge Mental vs. Blank Judge Mental sentances Blank to kiss his ass, and oh yeah, Judge wins as well. HARDCORE MATCH Leon Sharpe vs. Jack The Ripper I don't think I can give an unbiased prediction to this EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH Fugue © vs. Matt Myers Matt Myers MAIN EVENT NO DQ/INTERFERENCE MATCH Mak Francis vs. Thor Mak the Knife stabs by with a win

you remember? let me post one candidate for this.. from Zach De La Rocha, some other guys and another guy. C.I.A. (Criminals in Action) This voice shatters the calm of the day like an alarm, So wake up bright anew and take up arms, 'Cause more is necessary than vocabulary war, 'Cause the toxic rock (crack) import's hitting on your door. CIA, I'll see you later 'cause your time is coming soon. I flip this shit like Pacino and it's your dog day afternoon. Attica, Attica, drug agents you bring your static-a. My alphabet will slash and then can flip you automatic-a, Dramatic like Ali-Shaheed Mohammed* brought the vibes. I bring the sun at red dawn upon the thoughts of Franz Fanon. So stand at attention devil ???, You'll never survive choosing sides against the Wretched of the Earth (Fanon's book). The infiltrator, ??? intoxicator, People incarcerator, Liberation movement annihilator. We got you clocked pushing rocks and it fell. We got brothers trooping subways like the Ho Chi Minh trail. We got the truth addict, Last Emperor, KRS and history manifested. Tomorrow tha next lesson. You claim I'm selling' crack but you be doing' that. You know the cops, they got a network for the toxic rock. You claim I'm selling' crack but you be doing' that . So get that flashlight outta my face. You claim I'm selling' crack but you be doing' that. The Last Emperor, KRS-One & Big Zack. As free-market capitalism and technology expands, The third world's fertile soil becomes a desert wasteland. So it takes ??? to demand the government provide answers, When Lady Liberty has me bewitched like Samantha, And poverty is one of the most malignant forms of cancer. To all my black magik romancers and acid rain dancers, Develop close ties like Jerry Seinfeld and George Costanza. We fear no man and throw jams that attack counter-intelligence programs. Exciting like the epic adventures of Conan, I colonize minds like Zaire by the Belgians. Now what hell is the problem with this system and what it sells us? I bring ancient relics like Wyclef did to zealots. I saw an iron curtain called hip-hop and got it open like Boris Yeltsen. Whirlwind tornadoes in the rain forest if you say so. KRS and the Last Emperor war like the Green Hornet and Kato. Zack de la Rocha brings the enraged flow. But all three drop science and become the most powerful alliance since NATO. Need I say the CIA be criminals in action, Cocaine crack-unpacking, high surveillance-tracking. Prominent blacks and whites giving orders for mass slaughters. I want all my daughters to be like Maxine Waters. When they flooded the streets with crack cocaine I was like Noah, Now they ???? 'cause the whole Cold War is over. Communism fell to the dollars you were grabbing. All the assault and battering in the name of intelligence-gathering Now it's karma you're battling--a losing fight. I choose the mic to recite, ignite light in the night, aight. We should beat em, President Clinton should delete 'em. It's not hard, the CIA simply has no more job. Oh my goddess, mother, you can fix this. We rock over mixes, not 666s. Yo, this is the message to all that can hear it. If you got secret information now's the time to share it. Call your congresswoman, your senator, your Mayor. It's time for all the scholars to unite with all the playas. Rearrange and see, times is definitely changing, G. They used to tap the phone now they tapping while you paging me It's crazy B. yet it's plain to see who's the enemy. Who's left? The NRA, the ATF, the AMA? OK, OK, it's all irrelevant 'Cause in the new millennium there'll be no central intelligence. --------- yep.. that might win.. not only did he use alot of those comparisons, he used them for VAGUE shit, like Bewitched, Conan the Barbarian, Seinfeld, The Green Hornet and the Belgian Congo. It's like he used a madlib to compose his song. Anyways, post some examples of overusing "like"

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Damnit.. they could made that three way so much better. HBK v. Iron Sheik v. Dean Malenko as HBK turns on Dean and lets Sheik defeat him.

Shawn v. El Satanico with Ted Dibiase as the ringside enforcer, for the souls of the woooooorrrlllddd!

The song is "This means war" (The Iron Man remix) by Busta and Ozzy, as it's set to the Iron Man riff. -------- "This Means War!!" (feat. Ozzy Osbourne) [busta Rhymes] Just make sure them, them drums is smackin .. This, means, WAR!! I work hard to take care of every one of my niggaz Feel the love and appreciation from all of my niggaz When I think meditate and contemplate for my soul watch the truth manifest once the story unfold Disloyal motherfuckers I'ma BANISH you all and celebrate all in your absence once I get rid of y'all Sometimes I can't describe the wicked shit I feel in my heart Break my silence and sporadically tear you apart Strike with a serious vengeance and before you die Put you through the worst and make you take a look in my eye! So you could witness the extreme damage caused by betrayal Make you sorry for the fact that you attempted and failed! Make you eternally suffer, you was one of my mens Turn your back on me, and I'ma make sure you get it back times ten Stay TRUE -- now that's the one thing I religiously pledge If you ain't wit me I'ma throw you WAY over the edge THIS MEANS WAR!! [Ozzy Osbourne] Take a look inside You can run and you can hide If you cross my path I'll make sure you feel my wrath Give and you receive Cherish every breath you breathe Scriptures on the wall Those who betray all must fall [busta Rhymes] As I cherish every blessing and I greet you with hugs You my peoples when I see you I embrace you with love Yeah I be the one to come and get you out of the hole Yeah you be the one to run and leave me out in the cold So amazing how many times you plot and you scheme But what you don't realize, you'll never conquer my dream Though devilish karma can't penetrate the steel in my armor Time passed, my oppression got you living with drama! Paranoid of my retaliation, living in fear Disloyalty will have me kill my brother, sheddin a tear Such a shame how you could easily get trapped in a zone And have to go to war with FAKE niggaz standin alone Until I get with all my loyal niggaz goin the length Don't matter how hard you try you never weaken my strength! Now I'm with all of my loyal niggaz, breakin the bread And if you diss the code of honor we takin your head; THIS MEANS WAR!! [Ozzy Osbourne] Take a look inside You can run and you can hide If you cross my path I'll make sure you feel my wrath Give and you receive Cherish every breath you breathe Scriptures on the wall Those who betray all must fall Nobody helps them Now he has his revenge [busta Rhymes] Whatchu gon' do? Whatchu gonna do? Where you think you can run, or you can hide? Where you think you can run, or you can hide?!! Where you think you can run, or you can hide?!!! Where you think you can run, or you can hide?!!!! I'ma BE the best to show love let's co-operate Disloyalty is somethin that we won't tolerate Deal with these niggaz, let's put them where they properly go On the Island far away in a place where NOBODY know So long fightin the bullshit for so many years Watchin the danger and niggaz double crossin they peers Yes I always fight for what is right and put my foot down Disrespect my love, I'ma be LAYIN YOU DOWN THIS MEANS WAR! [Ozzy Osbourne] Take a look inside You can run and you can hide If you cross my path I'll make sure you feel my wrath Give and you receive Cherish every breath you breathe Scriptures on the wall Those who betray all must fall ------ take out Busta using the N word 50 times and it'd be a kickass theme and clean. any thoughts?

You'd figure that with TNA looming around, the WWE would try to subtlely fuck with them and put up some Wednesday shows. One example of that would be a Wednesday Night Survivor Series (which would change the schedule of how they'd do stuff, with RAW being the last big show before it and SD being the 'live' Night-after) You know it's a matter of time until the WWE tries to sabotage TNA. How long will it take?

and the WWE can get some real music for PyroTest. like "Light my Fire" or "Sleep now in the fire" or a rock theme with Beavis yelling "Fire Fire Fire!" then Test can bring Bam Bam Bigelow back so he could steal Bigelow's 'flame' outfit. Test v. Kane, Inferno Match. Test loses after setting himself on fire.

Why not give out a small twist in this "Test wants to burn the US Flag" saga? Instead of it being really stupid and offensive, why not just reveal that Test is a pyromaniac. Test doesn't want to turn the flag because he likes it, it's because he can't help it. He's influenced by Lance and Christian to channel his fire loving habits to the effort to slap America. Then when Test turns face, he can team up with Kane as a misunderstood team that really loves fire. Imagine the promos of Test and Kane trying to light up stuff with bic lighters. Test isn't an UnAmerican, he's a Pyro! At least it'd be less offensive. Right? ------ EDIT ------ another idea: Test gets pyro, and since he's a pyromaniac, he stands by it and dances or something. This is win/win, if this gets over, Test has a personality. If it doesn't, then Test will be unemployed

imagine the backstage segments where Lance talks and Test stares at a flame. Plus, we can bring in hypnosis and reveal that the flame is being used by the UnAmericans to tell Test to hate America. Hell, the gimmick sucks.. make it camp!

I don't mind seeing this.. it's sorta like a porno. In fact, you can see it in your own time, not in some sort of psuedo wrestling match

How the fuck did this go to a Baseball rant? Test is a pyro, see my post for details.