Rob E Dangerously

If all else fails.. put up cheap ripoffs of current stars. Curt Angill! Sean Michaels! The Rok!

You could temporarily pair up Alter Boy Matthew with the Drunk Irishman. They'll be called "The Irish Republican Army." Either they'd be heels, or the Miserly Jew would turn heel on his partner, redub himself "Superstar of David." Plus, get some manager who could be a 'cleric' and he would manage "Los Osamas."

Are you telling me Saddam was the face? it seemed that he was much more lively. Some stuff also involved wet cement and praying. I'd have to get some guy to remember more of this

I blame (insert bad guy here) Kevin Kelly was held down by Michael Cole

"Inside the bizarre mind of Jeff Hardy" now, this is the money draw

Eric Anglesault isn't out of the running, is it?

I don't remember that part. But Saddam seemed much friendlier, and I don't think he was in power.

Last night, I had a dream. It involved Saddam Hussein and he was gonna face Abdullah the Butcher in a match. I don't know what the heck brought that on. What a fucked up dream.

Who else saw that Strongbad sign?

Paul Heyman's injured? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Rosey and Jamal wrestled in HWA back before they went to the WWE

The body doubles aren't supposed to talk, right?

Ha!

I'M THERE!

and i'm sure HHH is gonna advocate not passing the title because Booker T might have parasites in his stomach from the India tour. So he's good.

how did he get it? did he drink or eat any of the food in India?

If they move the event, it could be from a 'threat' or a 'threat of a lack of ticket sales'

They could always put the titles on a quartet of the Dudleys, Storm and Morley, meaning that Storm and any of the three others can defend the titles. Wrestlemania: RVD and Kane v. Storm, Morley and the Dudleys in a gauntlet tag match, where the faces would have to pin or eliminate all four men to win. It'll go RVD/Kane vereus D-Von/Morley (Morley eliminated), then D-Von/Storm (D-Von gone), Bubba/Storm (Kane is pinned), then RVD v. Bubba/Storm (Storm is gone first, then RVD pins Bubba to win the tag belts)

June 2nd

I guess we'd never know now? You'd figure that if the margin in a vote was 11-4, 12-3, 13-2, that the vetos would in-turn, turn more people against the French/Russian side. But, if the vote turned out to be 8-7 against or worse, then the vetos are irrelevant and the US doesn't look any better. It's pretty much just speculation when it comes to the vote total. In closing, vote happens, we win big (as you claim), then the French and Russia look bad for vetoing, giving more support to the US. Vote happens, we lose, the US looks damned bad. Of course, now it is, Vote not happening, US withdraws resolution, just assume that we had six other nations with us. Bombs away!

Did the US even have a majority of votes in the SC anyways?

he could get the 'Boomerang' reverse clothesline

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and he was elected with the "True Finns" ---- "True Finns - Political goals Justice and security for the people of Finland In Parliament we act in pursuit of the following goals We defend basic values and basic rights - The family, the home and children form the foundation of society. Home care for children should be a real option and genuine conditions for children's day care should be guaranteed. - Morality and religion offer security and belief in life. We support the work of parishes. An important task of the parish is to help the disadvantaged. - Finland, the Fatherland, is dear to us. We do not bargain over matters affecting the Fatherland. - The freedom and basic rights of citizens must be inviolable. Basic security, a basic pension and employment are civil rights - Finland is a developed and prosperous country. Our national income per capita is among the world's highest. Each one of us has the right to our paxt of the national income. - Every person of working age who is able to work has the right and the obligation to work, also in third sector employment. - The social rights of citizens should be included in constitutional laws . A humane pension plus basic security of 5,000 Finnish marks should be guaranteed for all. Entrepreneurship is a virtue, not a crime - Small business should be granted, by law, the opportunity to function without arbitrary taxation and excessive bureaucracy. Unreasonable peripheral salary costs should be eliminated. - The pursuit of share options by top business executives should be prohibited as damaging to honest entrepreneurship . - Production of pure Finnish food should be safeguarded through family farming. Rural areas should be kept populated and sufficient money should be allocated for basic road maintenance. - Biodiversity should be preserved by peaceful means. Domestic energy sources should be favoured. The problem of personal debt should be resolved - People should not be enslaved for years by the power of money. People who find themselves overburdened with debt, for a variety of reasons, should be given an honourable chance to return to society as fully empowered citizens. - The over-indebtedness of students should be prevented and the debt of honour to our war veterans should be paid. Everyone should be allowed to live a decent life - Health care and hospital services should be largely free. - The elderly should be looked after, with enough senior citizens' homes and care personnel. - The lives of the disabled should be supported and eased with adequate services. - All trained health care professionals should be provided with jobs in hospitals and medical centres, not forgetting home care and care provided by relatives. Moral decay and tyranny should be challenged - Sufficient resources should be provided for the fight against drugs. - There should be no surrender to crime. Criminal activity aimed at Finland from abroad should be treated with the full force of the law. Organised crime has no place in Finland. - Violence by gangs and other groups, plus vandalism and damage to property, must not be permitted. Satanists and those who desecrate graveyards must be resolutely disciplined. The law must be the same for all. Finland must remain a safe country. - Street prostitution must be brought to an end. The advertising of sexual services - including prostitution - in the press, on radio, or on television should be prohibited by law. The True Finns - the moral and social Right-Wing alternative in the Finnish parliament!"

some quotes out of his Finnish book. (source: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showth...threadid=170189 ) "Tony's certainly off to a good start - he's called the President a lesbian. I didn't mention that Tony's got a SS lightning tattoo and another near his arse reading "EXIT ONLY", did I?" Nice job Finland!