Rob E Dangerously

I think the purpose of having guys who end boring segments isn't to have guys who are boring. The Harrises would have to run in on themselves and beat themselves up after 3 minutes

it would be an odd irony if Wifebeater is retiring to be with his wife and kids. But, that's not the case.

Terri can also get amnesia and think that she's Marlena. Then she can hang around Goldust again! over his objections

How would a sudden title change from one heel (Brock) to another (Eddy) help anybody in the WWE? Wouldn't it just hurt the title more? do you even care about that? Some would call that an understatement. You do know what they have at Survivor Series.. they're called Elimination matches. I figure they will have some of those this year. So wait until SD or something for Eddie/Rey Not likely. Big Show did stand next to the Island Boys in the Main Event. I think D'Lo will sit this one out also. Anyways, what's your problem with D'Lo? No offense, but you are sounding like a child having a tantrum. Not to mention it's based off the delusion that D'Lo will wrestle on Sunday. Eddy and Chavo WILL do something. Don't fret. It's not like they are making him take the GED and come out in a low ryder in 2002. It's not like they started an "Eddy screwed a dead girl/old lady" angle. How many dollars has Eddy made for the WWE? How many PPVs has he sold out for them? Eddy won't be vacationing in Brownsville with Chavo and Timmy. The Guerreros will show up.

Maybe THEMONSTERMENG~! told them to play nice or else he was gonna put them all in the Tongan Death Grip

Are you smoking crack? D'Lo has had ONE match on RAW in the last year. Who the hell would he wrestle on PPV? It seems to me that you are just whining excessively. Not everybody can get on a PPV. It's not like the Guerreros will be out of town and not show up.

so, will they finally turn Benoit face to trigger a Benoit, Edge, Rey v. Guerreros, Angle match at SurSer or something?

Who gets the 'three minute job'? I have a pick. THEMONSTERMENG~! can get the job. At least he wouldn't hurt people by just putting them in the Tongan Deathgrip or Meng can work with Jamal and Rosey

and then the Island Boys understood Big Show's grievance and decided to not attack him later, right?

No Mercy antics for Eddy: Matt Hardy, Eddy and Chavo can come out from under the ring to help Block beat up the Undertaker some more. Smackdown foursome: Brock Lesnar, Mattitude, Eddy and Chavo

or Kane can lose and HHH can feud with Hurricane.

does Eddy do the spear now?

Kurt and Eddy would be a cool tag team. Ya know.

I thought you weren't gonna be back yet

If I turn heel, will my name get spaces and become Rob E. DANGEROUSLY?

transcribed.. "Katie Vick was a friend o' mine, WHAT?, and Katie Vick is dead. WHAT? I said she is dead. But I didn't kill her. It was an accident, and I am NOT a murderer! See, Katie and I were friends about ten years ago, back when I was Television champion, WHAT? I said TV champion. WHAT? The champion of Television. In fact, she came to my matches and she was probably the only one that cared when I was gettin' beat up. WHAT? When I was getting beat up. I cared about her, too. One night Katie and I, uh - we went to a party and Katie had too much to drink. WHAT? She had a tequila, She had a margarita. She had a root beer. WHAT? She was plastered. So I decided that I should drive her home. I wasn't real familiar with a stick shift, WHAT?, I said I couldn't drive her truck that well, but Katie insisted that we take her car, ah - it was dark... the road was slick 'cause it was raining, WHAT?, because it was raining, WHAT?, because moisture turned into rain and came down in liquid form on the ground, and a animal jumped right out in front of us and he had his beedy eyes on the toughest son of a bitch then in the WCW, and uh...I swerved...swerved to uh, to avoid it, and the car spun out of control and went off the road, and, I was dazed. WHAT? I was confused. WHAT? I wasn't sure where I was. But Katie was killed instantly, WHAT? I said she was dead. But it was an accident!! But it's something that I have to live with, and...something that I've thought about every day since. So, the only thing that I have left to say is what I said to Katie's parents. 'She's dead, and that's all I have to say about that!" *hit HHH music* HHH - "Oh, boo hoo, Austin. Boo hoo. You've got me all choked up with your touching story, Austin. But since you're out here baring your soul, why don't you tell the world the whole truth? Why don't you tell the world how, when the people from that party were questioned, they all said that you were drinking, too, Austin?" Austin - "Oh hell yeah I was drinking. I drank down a half dozen. HHH - "Uh.. Why don't you tell everybody how, when the police got to the accident scene, there were empty beer cans in the car and all around the crime scene." Austin - "Hey, I had to kill some time until the cops showed up. My beer opening hand was almost hurt." "And more importantly, Austin, why don't you explain to the world how, when doctors did the autopsy on Katie Vick's body, the doctors found *your* semen?" Austin - "WHAT?" HHH - "Your semen" Austin - "WHAT?" HHH - "the white discharge from your penis consisting of sperm" Austin - "That's better" HHH - "Yeah.. That's right, Austin.. oh, Katie Vick was a whole lot more than just a 'friend' to you, wasn't she, Austin? The fact is you loved Katie Vick. You were *madly* in love with Katie Vick. The problem was, Katie Vick LIKED you - she didn't love you, Austin. Katie didn't share your 'special' feelings that you had. Come on, Austin, honestly, who can blame her? Look at you. Who could realistically love a redneck freak like you?" Austin - "You big nosed jackass, Beer loves me!" HHH - "Uh.. Now, Austin...I know that you weren't charged with murder, I know you weren't even charged with manslaughter. But Austin, facts are facts." Austin - "HHH, remember when I dropped you in that car? You son of a bitch" HHH - "Um.. yeah.. And the fact is... Austin, the fact is that all this points to you. You know it, I know it, the whole world knows it. YOU - KILLED - KATIE - VICK. But Austin, the question I have is...on that night, did you...force Katie Vick to have sex with you while she was alive....or did you just wait, and do it to her when she was dead?" Austin - "Do you want to know when I had sex with Katie Vick? WHAT? you want to know when I had intercourse with her? WHAT? Let me explain it." *pause* Austin - "If you fans think that I got Katie Vick to give me head while I drove, GIMME A HELL YEAH!" Crowd - "Enfer d'Oh ouais!" Austin - "What?" Crowd - "Ce qui?" Austin - "If you fans think that I had sex with Katie Vick's corpse, GIMME A HELL YEAH!" HHH - "Uh.. hell yeah!" Austin - "You don't count. HHH, I had sex with Katie Vick, and then I drank some beer. Then I made a pina colada. Then I humped her corpse in the coffin. WHAT? I said I got frisky with the non-living. HHH, all that doesn't matter because on Sunday, I'm gonna whoop your ass and THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO!" ---- later that night Austin - "I'm going out for a beer" *Austin is never seen again in the WWF*

Don't read Keith. Bps smoked him with the Smarks comments. I was quoted three times three times three times! so, Christian's "At Last You're on your own" theme is played during a tag team match? –RobEDangerously (9:06 pm) Rocket Launcher, It's the Midnight Express! except that Bobby never KILLED Katie Fick! –RobEDangerously (9:12 pm) Pat Patterson came out on top of 16 men in Rio that night in 1979 –RobEDangerously (10:13 pm) Next week: I plan to get four quotes!

Damnit, it's not fake. Paul Bearer is Kane's father, Undertaker killed his parents, Undertaker is Mark Calloway playing a character... ahhhhhhhhhh! FUCK YOU VINCE RUSSO!

Katie can be played by Tori. Tori can pass as a dead woman

I'd say Kane escaped and tried to wrestle while Bearer was too busy making the coffin for Undertaker/Kamala

next week: Rosey and Jamal are pummelled by more former victims (Moolah, Mae, Minidust, Lillian, and Snuka)

Ya know what the WWE could do to hetero-ize them? bring in a guy who plays mindgames with them by pretending to be gay and all that. Not blatantly gay but subtlely gay. Maybe a stalker. But give it to some shithead like Bull Buchanan

so.. will John Cena team with Chuck to furthur 'hetero-ize' him?

I e-mailed him and made a subtle hint to hit people with his cast

Damn them! Is 'Dell Dude' Steven Done For? October 14, 2002 06:32 PM ET NEW YORK (Reuters) - Dude, are you getting a pink slip? Dell Computer Corp.'s sales of personal computers have soared since the advent of the fictional pitchman "Steven," known for his catchphrase, "Dude, you're getting a Dell!" But perhaps fearful of a backlash against the ubiquitous Steven, who playfully harangues friends and strangers into buying a Dell PC, the company said on Monday it is moving on to a new, less dude-centric advertising campaign. "We're trying to look at some alternatives," said Dell spokesman Bob Kaufman, who said the company is currently airing ads that feature a group of eager interns. "We test ran some of the interns spots during the summer and got some positive reactions." Kaufman declined to say if the "Steven" campaign was merely on hiatus, or gone for good. In two years, Steven, played by 21-year-old New York University acting student Ben Curtis, has become a cult advertising figure not seen since the likes of Joe Izuzu and Clara Peller of Wendy's "Where's the beef?" fame. Inundated by calls from adoring fans, Dell set up a Web site (http://www.dell4me.com/dude) and even offered a line of "Dell Dude" apparel. The campaign was originally created in 2000 by Dell's then-ad agency Lowe, a unit of Interpublic Group of Cos. Inc. . When Dell switched to Omnicom Group's DDB agency in April, 2001, Steven went along for the ride. If Steven is on the way out, nobody seems to have told "DellDudeSteven," an automated chat program set up by Dell to run on America Online's Instant Messenger. When asked on Monday, "Dude, I heard you're getting fired!" the program responded, "I haven't." ------- I tried to get some comments from Steven on AIM also. TheBigHackDaddy: So, are you getting fired? DellDudeSteven: am i? getting fired? what do u think? TheBigHackDaddy: I think you are DellDudeSteven: huh? TheBigHackDaddy: I heard it on the news DellDudeSteven: u always say funny things, TheBigHackDaddy. :-) well. anyway... hey, wanna figure out which Dell system is best for u? TheBigHackDaddy: No DellDudeSteven: ok, fine. TheBigHackDaddy: Who'd win in a fight, Bill or Ted? DellDudeSteven: dunno... ----- he's stonewalling