Rob E Dangerously

it'd be better if you knew the story of how Leon Sharpe was kidnapped by a gay wrestler, then his buddy Shawn Rocker went with Syffler, kept Sharpe with the guy so Shawn could get Leon's title shot (and Shawn got killed in about 30 seconds). Then Sharpe got released, then I had him leave for a few months. Before Shawn Rocker bombed and he returned with a beerhelmet and "Party Hard". but.. the Briefcase is for IMPORTANT LEGAL DOCUMENTS, it is not filled with Bricks! Bob Crane 0wnz j00!

it takes alot to be the lord of the post whores, since so many people try to be post whores. Right?

I'm sure they weren't waiting too eagerly

let me paste it.. or not.. bleh

then don't post a freaking reply to it

my guy, Leon Sharpe, in his fed, is a bit mad, since the fed is in the crapper and like 10 guys are showing up. Plus, he is mad over other things. Enjoy this exclusive Sharpe material. ====== [We fade to the back where we see Leon Sharpe walking into the arena. Sharpe is nodding with a phone to his ear.] Leon Sharpe - Yes Ted, I know it's gone in the crapper. Ever since they started screwing corpses, that show's just plummetted for me... what would be next? Hell, if they dress him up in drag and force him to have sex with a dozen men.. i'm gonna sue for royalties. Let me tell you this Teddy.. at least I bounced back... yes.. I know I'm on TV. Teddy, don't kid around with me there.. my fly is not unzipped. Look Ted.. you're my brother, I suspect your mother drank during your pregnancy. Just kidding man.. it's not like I'm God Boy rising from my chair. Look.. talk to you later. [sharpe hangs up his phone.] Leon Sharpe - Look, I am just trying to enter the building here. I know the EWA has 10 guys working for us now. I don't think that means I should be filmed talking to my brother Ted. [sharpe walks off.] Leon Sharpe - Oh yeah, I'm gonna be winning the title also. [We fade to black] --------------------- The Informer - I am informed that moments ago, somebody had a chat with Leon Sharpe. Eddie Sensation - Are we stalking him now? Vic Canon - Yes. [Fade to the back. Sharpe is standing by a coffee machine while two EMTs look on.] Leon Sharpe - So, anyways, I bring out these women.. and then he starts giving in, since he's gay.. then.. they got all over him.. but.. that was not enough to slay the mighty Divine.. then.. they stripped.. and Divine gave in like a French soldier, and I won the International title. Don't worry boys. I'm gonna do it again Tonight. [suddenly somebody walks up.] "Hello Leon" Leon Sharpe - Hey Louis Syffler! [syffler, in a blazer and pants with a neck brace, shakes his head in frustration.] Louis Syffler - God damnit Leon.. this was supposed to be suspenseful. Leon Sharpe - It's not like the fans left watching are morons or anything. Louis Syffler - Look Leon.. I have a business offer for you. Leon Sharpe - You're not gonna allow for me to be fucked in the ass by gay males again, are you? Louis Syffler - Look.. I didn't know that was gonna happen. I only let you stay with Divine to advance Shawn Rocker's career. Leon Sharpe - and that sure turned out well! Louis Syffler - It's not my problem that Shawn Rocker was the EWA's Bob Crane. Leon Sharpe - on that note, who is the EWA's Colonel Klink? Louis Syffler - God damnit.. i'll ignore that. Leon.. I have a business deal for you. Leon Sharpe - Louis, what ever happened to the Truth? Louis Syffler - Damnit! You wanna know? Leon Sharpe - Sure.. the lack of Anti-American bullshit is the reason for the fall of the EWA. This is prime time to say America deserves this, isn't it? Truth can pose with Saddam and shit. Louis Syffler - Leon.. I had Tomas sent back to Mexico for awhile. Hell, I hold his contract in the EWA. I felt that he should let stuff cool down. Plus, that match with Armstrong hurt him. Leon Sharpe - Tell Truth that Leon wished him the best. Louis Syffler - Okay man.. I just have one deal for you. Sign it. Leon Sharpe - I'll have to read it. Louis Syffler - Look, the deal is simple. I want to represent you. I want to align myself with you. I'll give you the papers and you can sign them any time you want to. Leon Sharpe - I'll keep these papers until I need them. Louis Syffler - Good. Leon Sharpe - How about those Lions? Louis Syffler - They're not doing that well. Leon Sharpe - Hockey season is coming up.. and I will be the next International champ, ya know.. Louis Syffler - You'd be the champ faster if I hit Vinny with my briefcase. Leon Sharpe - I heard you kept bricks in that briefcase. Louis Syffler - Damnit, they are IMPORTANT LEGAL DOCUMENTS! NOT BRICKS! THAT'S WHAT I TOLD AIRPORT SECURITY! Leon Sharpe - Louis.. I hope your neck heals, and I am sure that if I can trust any scumbag, it's one that I injured. Cya. [sharpe walks off with the documents in his hands.] ----------- [We fade to the back where Leon Sharpe is with Rachel Stevens.] Rachel Stevens - One question... what do those documents say? Leon Sharpe - Gimme time.. this one page says that he can re-negociate my contract. I don't want to do that, I enjoy my money and my chicken wings. Hell, I write my contracts on napkins to save time. I'm busy. Maybe I do need a lawyer to write my stuff. [sharpe thinks] Leon Sharpe - Now.. my match.. you see.. Vinny, this is a submission match. I have some submission holds, and I have the lethal SHARPESHOOTER. I will hit you with a heavy object and then I will put you in the hold. That simple. Isn't it? Rachel Stevens - I guess. Leon Sharpe - damn right. I'm gonna end your reign Vinny, and I will become champ again. Don't you forget it Vinster. I will prevail tonight. [sharpe nods.] Leon Sharpe - and I will give you a dose of Vitamin Sharpe, I'll pound it into your face. Vitamin Sharpe is ephedrin free but it still kills you. Don't deny it. Oh yeah! [sharpe smirks and walks off.] ======================== I'm sure some of this will not make sense. Except for Sharpe telling the story of how he won the EWA International title to the EMTs. It's just a fun little jab at the WWE.

just wait until they put Test's name on his tights

RAW will feature the debut of... THE ABORTIONIST!

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intregrate the following into the banner this on the left, this on the right. Background: black include the Hurricane, Chris Nowinski and Colonel Klink somewhere in the background and put "Rob E. Dangerously" at the bottom in letters outlined by gold. Ready for the task?

will Bearer scream out "OOOOOHHH YEEEEESSSSS" when it's time to orgasm? screw you Bob!

you seem to have a fetish for stretched out things. That video, your sig pic.

and this concerns the WWE how? oh yeah, I think posting that is grounds for a severe caning, since you failed to mention THAT IT HAD A SPREAD ASSHOLE. either cane this XPW lover or ban him

Cornette books OVW and he hates Heyman that's why he doesn't book RAW

Dr. Hunter von Frankenstein: "I am the Game-uh, you are my creation-uh" Hunter's monster: "Suck it!"

"mummifaction rocks!" - Edge

or Terri

just wait until HHH becomes the Lord of Darkness, and does zombie situps during matches

3 minutes? will Rosey and Jamal attack HHH in the cemetary or something?

so.. this should lead to Kane beating up HHH, drugging him and then putting him into a car to be molested by a dozen men, right? or HBK will just stop this

so.. will this skeleton humping cause La Parka to come to the WWE to avenge the skeleton?

Miami being ranked #6 by some idiots is just outrageous

nice timing there

Look at the friggin Rankings, those are screwing Miami. #1s with the dumbass writers: Notre Dame (A&H, Colley, Massey, NYT) Miami in those polls #4 (A&H, Massey, NYT) [below ND, OU, OSU {A&H} or Georgia) #6 (Colley) [ranks: ND, Georgia, OU, OSU, VT] Why do they let these guys factor into the polls so much? without them, the top four would be.. Miami (2.08) OU (2.40) VT (3.80) OSU (4.72) Georgia (5.36) ND (5.74) crack smokin' BCS

The WWF should lease Big Show out to Japan and tell him to spend his time there growing his hair out back to the length of the 1996 Giant