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Rob E Dangerously

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  1. Vince is out of touch. Vince was lucky that he has Shane and Russo in 1997. Without them, the WWF would be dead
  2. the MN law is either 3 days or 16 days when it comes to how many days can be left until the candidates are replaced if it is anything higher than 13 days, then Wellstone cannot be replaced
  3. 8 on board. Wellstone, wife, and daugther dead. Wellstone just has to stay on the ballot, right? like Carnahan did.. that means if Wellstone wins, the next Senator from MN will be picked by Jesse Ventura. Oh yeah, Ted Kennedy was on another plane going to the same event. He's still alive.
  4. Fark.com is a lifestyle.. it's a site of links to stuff.. and alot of boobies and photoshops. I was stunned that Brock made it to Fark.
  5. My first entry for this.. it works with the explanation I gave to the Farkers
  6. The Pictures for this my winner so far.. More on this as more people put up pictures
  7. unless HHH doesn't want Steiner to 'steal his gimmick'
  8. Card: Tournament- Norman Smiley v. Marty Jannetty The Undertaker v. Al Greene Kane v. HHH Randy Savage v. The Abortionist Jeff Jarrett and X-Pac v. Sid and a partner Other matches- Big Gold Belt match: Vince Russo faces recent WWE firee name withheld, will Russo lose his belt to this man who was recently fired from the WWE? Billy and Chuck (w/ their stylist Honky Tonk Man) v. King Kong Bundy and Road Dogg Dr. Death v. Bart Gunn in Brawl for All Testmaster v. Albert in a 'winner wears pants' match "The Parka" Diamond Dallas Page v. Mr. Hughes Kurt Angle faces Nailz. Stevie Ray and Bradshaw v. Jeff Hardy and Alex Wright in a 'soap on a rope' match and more! ---------- Russo promises the former WWE star is big and he has held titles many times. Dusty makes comments before the obligitory pointless feud match. The Kamala Connection defeated Dusty Rhodes and Barry Windham when Kamala pinned Windham with the Air Africa in 0:04:24. Rating: -3/4* After the match, Windham walked around thinking about who he could get to defeat Kamala. Who would tame the wildbeast? Nash challenged Al Greene for a match where if Nash won, he would take Greene's spot in the tournament Kevin Nash pinned Al Greene with the Jackknife Power Bomb in 0:00:26. Rating: -* Sid revealed his special partner as David Arquette. Arquette says he wants the world title so he can take on Russo again Sid Vicious and David Arquette defeated Russo Order (Jeff Jarrett and X-Pac) when Vicious pinned Jarrett with the Power Bomb in 0:06:59. Rating: -** 1/2 (Sid Vicious and David Arquette won the World's Worst Tag Team Titles.) Strap Match: Marty Jannetty pinned Norman Smiley with the Showstopper in 0:07:27. Rating: 1/2* Nash trains in the back They lock up. The Undertaker goes for a kneelift, but Kevin Nash side-steps and The Undertaker only hits air. Quite a few boos are audible. Kevin Nash runs into the ropes. Kevin Nash uses a lariat on The Undertaker. Kevin Nash tries to put The Undertaker in the Casket. Kevin Nash stuffs The Undertaker in the Casket. Kevin Nash closes the lid. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. The winner is Kevin Nash. Time of match: 0:00:27 Casket Match: Kevin Nash defeated The Undertaker in 0:00:27. Rating: * Undertaker is carried off, where he just refuses to take time off HHH shows a video of himself dressed as Kane robbing a 7-11 Buried Alive Match: Triple H defeated Kane in 0:11:30. Rating: 1/2* Triple H smirks at his win The Abortionist is gonna take Elizabeth's womb, Randy doesn't care, Lex Luger is pissed Dumpster Match: Randy Savage defeated The Abortionist in 0:04:22. Rating: 1/4* After the match, Lex Luger climbs out of the dumpster and attacks the Abortionist Coal Miner's Glove Match: Stevie Ray and Bradshaw defeated Jeff Hardy and Alex Wright when Bradshaw pinned A. Wright with the Clothesline From Hell in 0:04:30. Rating: DUD After the match: Bradshaw carries Wright away for some loving. Jeff Hardy challenges Stevie and Bradshaw for next week Electric Chair Match: Nailz defeated Kurt Angle in 0:01:39. Rating: -3/4* Angle is electrocuted in the chair, but then HHH comes out, he rips Angle out of the chair, Pedigrees him and then injects a 'lethal injection' into Angle's arm. Mr. Hughes pinned Diamond Dallas Page with the Sidewalk Slam in 0:02:39. Rating: * Mr Hughes then took Kim Page home with him Albert did not show up, but then Naked Mideon came out [Winner wears pants]: Mideon pinned The Testmaster with the Eye Opener in 0:03:04. Rating: DUD (Albert no-showed.) Test groaned at his lack of pants, as Mideon rubbed his pants. Brawl For All: Bart Gunn defeated Steve Williams via first-round technical knockout at the 02:10 mark. Jim Ross then threw a bottle of BBQ sauce at Bart Gunn. Billy Gunn and Honky Tonk Man defeated King Kong Bundy and Jesse James when B. Gunn pinned Bundy with the Fame-Asser in 0:06:55. Rating: -1/2* After the match, Billy and Road Dogg turned on their partners to reform the NAO for no reason, then we had a match when Scott Hall wandered out Old World Order (Honky Tonk Man and King Kong Bundy) and Chuck Palumbo defeated The New Age Outlaws and Scott Hall when Bundy pinned J. Jammes after a powerslam in 0:10:47. Rating: DUD The Undertaker, Kane and Norman Smiley defeated Rosey, Jamal and Rico when Kane pinned Rosey with the Tombstone in 0:03:14. Rating: 1/2* HHH/Nash train for their match, by exercising their Quads and spitting water. David Arquette catches Triple H totally by surprise. A small "David Arquette" chant is being started. David Arquette executes the Diamond Cutter on Triple H. David Arquette goes for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, Kevin Nash makes the save. Triple H gives the sign for the Pedigree. Triple H executes the Pedigree on David Arquette. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. Triple H goes for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, three. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. The winners are The Klique. Time of match: 0:09:11 Triangle Match: The Klique (Kevin Nash and Triple H) defeated Sid Vicious and David Arquette and Marty Jannetty and Randy Savage when HHH pinned Arquette with the Pedigree in 0:09:11. Rating: -** 3/4 (The Klique (Kevin Nash and Triple H) won the World's Worst Tag Team Titles.) and the former WWE star is....... SHAWN STASIAK! meanwhile backstage, the HGH-puffed up Kurt Angle attacks HHH, Scott Steiner also shows up to proclaim that he is gonna screw HHH. Match: Shawn Stasiak throws Vince Russo back into the ring. Shawn Stasiak executes the Neckbreaker on Vince Russo. Shawn Stasiak is starting to get more cheers than boos. Shawn Stasiak goes for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, Ed Ferrara distracts Earl Hebner. Shawn Stasiak runs into the ropes. Shawn Stasiak executes a clothesline on Vince Russo. Shawn Stasiak hits a series of stomps on Vince Russo. Shawn Stasiak is starting to get more cheers than boos. Vince Russo does the Bronco Buster. A portion of the crowd is booing Vince Russo. He goes for the pin. There is no referee to count. Earl Hebner is back on the job. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three. A portion of the crowd is cheering Vince Russo. The winner is Vince Russo. Time of match: 0:04:57 Vince Russo pinned Shawn Stasiak with his special move in 0:04:57. Rating: -* 1/4 (Vince Russo retained the Big Gold Belt.) Next card: FOR THE WORLD'S WORST WRESTLING HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE: Triple H v. Kevin Nash v. Sid v. David Arquette v. Randy Savage v. Marty Jannetty BIG GOLD BELT MATCH: Vince Russo takes on Dr. Death Steve Williams WWW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: Kurt Angle and Scott Steiner take on HHH and Kevin Nash Vince's "best match punishment" goes to DDP and Mr. Hughes. DDP will take on The Undertaker Mr. Hughes will face The Head Hunters Lex Luger and Sting face The Abortionist and El Satanico Kane and RVD take on the Island Boys Test, Hall and NAO take on The Godwinns, Honky Tonk Man and Palumbo Bradshaw and Stevie Ray take on Jeff Hardy and a partner Kamala and Akeem face Barry Windham and Curt Hennig MAKE PREDICTIONS FOR WWW8 NOW!
  9. Scott Steiner makes his debut, grabs the mic, cusses out Ric Flair for 4 minutes, and he gets fired.
  10. What tells you that Scott Steiner isn't being brought in to be the head writer of RAW?
  11. I'm betting he is out in 7 weeks
  12. maybe Steiner will debut by hitting Kane with his truck to save HHH
  13. I bet that Big Poppa Pump will be freer to talk about how he has scored with alot of 'freaks' and then he can get into a fistfight with HHH or Hurricane backstage. or Steiner, in the warped WWE world, will get over as a babyface as Big Poppa Pump I say that Steiner modify his gimmick so he can at least wear $500 t-shirts during interviews. Steiner could also beat up the writers one day or injure himself in his first match
  14. Steiner is a heel, HHH is a heel. I do not think Scotty Steiner is a sacrifice to HHH.
  15. Whooooo! how long until the WWE turfs Scotty? I say 5 months
  16. would Test have won the belt at SurSer99 and dropped it back to HHH one PPV later in the match where Steph turned heel?
  17. one sad sign: No mods have modified the posts of the banned trolls or anything. There is so much potential there. Anyways, Paul's gone again.. oh schucks!
  18. Mozart McCoy.. eh...
  19. "Subsequent reports indicated that a hole had been drilled in the trunk of the Caprice, possibly to enable a gunman to fire from inside." WTF? shooting out of a hole in the trunk? what are the odds that we'll see this 'hole' in question?
  20. ya know somebody's gonna look like a horse's ass if we have another shooting in the same area. Still, if these are the guys, then finally they have been found. Execute them both.
  21. so.. do we know who this is yet? justkidding..
  22. You're not that one guy who had the Razor Ramon painting in his sig and got banned, are you?
  23. hey.. I only voted for you (bps) because I wanted to finish 4th, not 3rd. Nothing personal.
  24. Ghast Brain.. Thumbs up means DEATH. Bye bye bye bye bbbbbaaaaaaabbbyyyeeeee.. que pasa? su cabeza, está encima de su culo! jejeje! I tried my Spanish
  25. judging by the freaking URL of the picture, it's obvious. Welcome back, I'm sure you will enjoy your three minutes here.
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