Rob E Dangerously

Does my avatar rule or really rule?

Do it for yourself, dudes..

the biggest source for uncounted votes in Missouri is St. Louis. Look for Carnahan to either make this very close or win when they count the votes in the district of Lacy Clay and that jump you noticed with Carnahan was Kansas City and St. Louis counting votes. How long until somebody declares that Largent has lost in Oklahoma, here's the latest there.. 100% of precincts reporting Henry 448,133 43% Largent 441,776 43% Richardson 146,206 14% who the hell is this Richardson anyways? latest from MO U.S. Senator Precincts Reporting 4300 of 4425 Carnahan, Jean DEM 891,866 48.4% Talent, Jim REP 921,737 50.0% Millay, Tamara A. LIB 18,068 1.0% Romano, Daniel (digger) GRE 10,194 .6% Total Votes 1,841,865 U.S. Representative - District 1 Precincts Reporting 373 of 548 Clay, Wm. Lacy DEM 127,181 69.3% Schwadron, Richard REP 51,182 27.9% Higgins, Jim LIB 5,171 2.8% Total Votes 183,534 U.S. Representative - District 3 Precincts Reporting 369 of 554 Gephardt, Richard A. DEM 115,254 58.5% Enz, Catherine S. REP 77,924 39.5% Byington, Daniel (Dan) LIB 3,873 2.0% Total Votes 197,051

[We fade into Leon Sharpe sitting in his den, wearing a knee-brace and an elephant button.] Leon Sharpe - Hello SJL. I want to give you an election day messege. [sharpe drinks down some water.] Leon Sharpe - I am still gone from SJL. I strained my knee and the doctors decided that I couldn't wrestle. So, I went on a different route. [sharpe holds up a picture of himself carrying a "Vote Raczkowski" sign.] Leon Sharpe - I campaigned for the Republican party in Michigan. [sharpe smirks.] Leon Sharpe - But why Leon, why? [sharpe laughs.] Leon Sharpe - Because, due to the sales I have made in t-shirts and wrestling, I am rich. If I vote for a Democrat, then I am just encouraging them to take my money. You see, the US Government has no right to tax my income. The Income Tax is a bastard spawn from hell to me. [sharpe nods.] Leon Sharpe - I hear that Congressman Levin, Senator Levin and Mr. Granholm are winning big time. This disappoints me. You see, you idiots in Detroit are ruining everything. If I wanted to be associated with morons like you all, I'd vote for the Welfare party more often. [sharpe cracks his knuckles.] Leon Sharpe - I have only voted for the Democrats three times. I voted for some guy once, I voted for the other guy and I voted for Geoffrey Fieger for the hell of it. [sharpe laughs.] Leon Sharpe - Now, as for my return. They want to say it will be in December or January. Nothing is for sure. But, keep on your feet. [sharpe smiles as we fade to black.]

Ron Blagosomethingvich is the new Governor in Illinois

then do it

if she's got grass on the field.. play ball! j/k

Evil Gnome idea.. have them holding up random bible verses that are either evil, weird or dissing those neighbors. examples: John 11:35- "Jesus wept" Numbers 15:36- "So the assembly took him outside the camp and stoned him to death, as the LORD commanded Moses" Rev. 17:16- "And the ten horns which thou sawest upon the beast, these shall hate the whore, and shall make her desolate and naked, and shall eat her flesh, and burn her with fire." Exodus 18:22- "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live." and start putting Jack Chick bible tracts in their yard around the gnomes, with notes telling them that gnomes rule hell and they are looking forward to sticking pitchforks in their asses. The tracts are like this or this go for the resurrection

"Billy talks to God" is one.. let me paste one that was mentioned on another site for this topic.. "Re: funny promos- ten years ago I did some small time promoting, and we had a tremendous in-ring talent but was spectacularly bad behind the stick. He eventually went to the big time, and you all know his name. I won't mention it here. (Scott Taylor) We did an angle where the heels "injured" this wrestler (Scott Taylor) to excuse a taping he couldn't attend (that meant he'd be out three weeks). The heel manager I had did a promo with his tag team behind him saying he'd never wrestle again. He then opened the Boston Globe in a mock attempt to find him a new profession. After a couple of reads, he went for the throat. "Manny's Car Wash. Flexible hours, no English required. Since I've seen your interviews I KNOW YOU'RE MORE THAN QUALIFIED FOR THIS JOB". What sealed it was that everyone on the set- both wrestlers and the announcer- couldn't control their laughter, even with the cameras rolling."

let me bold the parts of importance ------------- On Friday, the Democrats, led by Janet Reno's and Al Gore's attorneys, launched a full-scale legal assault on my organization -- "The Emergency Committee to Stop Bill McBride" -- because we plan to legally and peacefully send independent poll watchers out on Tuesday to monitor voting. But the McBride-Reno-Gore machine in South Florida doesn't want unbiased witnesses at the polls. -------- so, the "Emergency Committee to stop Bill McBride" is mad because the Democrats think they might send biased people out to monitor. What could have ever given them that impression?? Note to future people wishing to prevent voter fraud: Don't chose such a biased-sounding name. Why is this not in CE? because I feel it is too inflamatory for CE. this idea is like a committee called "The Council to stop Jeb Bush" sending in independent monitors to counties with heavy turnout for Jeb. It just doesn't smell right. Anyways, I'd think the Albanian and Russian monitors have less obvious bias in this thing. Bleh..

how about having a Rumble where the winner wins and doesn't go to WM to face the champ?

Maven should get the Stone Cold Stunner as his setup move for the Dropkick MAVEN IS THE NEXT BIG THING! Maven should beat both Guerreros in a hair v. eyebrows match Maven is the best there is, the best there was and the best there will ever be

it was Rosie and Samu

Kinetic ALF R00LZ J00!

is Shape gonna kill people while Trick or Treating?

*Gives the F5 to the Shape* *sends in Bradshaw, who anally violates the Shape* *Runs off on a scooter*

Big McLargeHuge Flyboy Kinetic

*Brock Colli finds The Shape and gives it the F5* Happy Halloween!

Fred Durst - Bald Pamala Anderson - Worn-out Steven Tyler - Perv for little girls Punk Rock - Dead Selfalitio - Blows AngleSault - Assclown Stephanie McMahon - Clueless Avril Lavigne - Annoying catchy songs George Bush Jr. - Dumbass Jennifer Aniston - Should be posing nude Derek Jeter - Dipshit 1Wrestling.com - Giant turd Joe Montana - Comeback king Ultimate Warrior - Run too much Bobby Heenan - Jebus Sea Food - Bleh Best Horror Movie - does this count as a word association? TheSmartMarks.com - Bleh FeArHaVoC - Whore for feedback

re: TS's sig, how old is Elvira now? 45? at least her boobs are respectible looking

could have been worse it could have been Kevin Nash dressed as Vince McMahon who was making out with Steph.

RVD killed the ratings-uh the lack of corpsefucking killed-uh the show-uh uh..

finally.. some incest! man.. they're gonna show that?

HHH: "You-uh, beat-uh your wife-uh" Austin: "If you want me to beat HHH like he was my wife, gimme a hell yeah!"

Counter-Establishment vote time! CWM Big McLargeHuge Flyboy oh yeah, guys who are being voted out can vote this way also