Rob E Dangerously

My vote is for Arrowhead Stadium for two reasons. #1- It's a centralized location. St. Louis is further east than every big 12 school, San Antonio and Houston are too south. #2- The stadium is a good location for football. TWA and Alamo are domes. Texas Stadium has turf. Arrowhead has 80,000 seats and grass. and yes, I did read that Arrowhead gets the game next year. link just a small suggestion to the Big 12 people for a 2004 site. Since the only good stadium in Missouri is the 2003 pick and I don't like playing the title games in Texas, it can go to the New Mile High for all I care. Any comments?

Kerry will catchup to win.. (lame pun.. Kerry has alot of money from the Heinz widow)

the latest is that 10-2 #8 Kansas State is begging the Orange Bowl to let them play and guaranteeing 25,000 fans KSU v. Oklahoma in the Orange Bowl? Uh huh..

Kansas City 49 Arizona 0

Kansas City Chiefs 35 Arizona Cardinals 0 Ha!

Favorites: Arkansas, Kansas State Hated: Denver, Oakland, Nebraska, Oklahoma

You can't beat Houston Nutt at War Memorial Stadium. 21-20 Hogs

Maven ( 252 000 results) versus Chris Nowinski (9 530 results) The winner is: Maven Fark ( 307 000 results) versus SomethingAwful ( 15 600 results) The winner is: Fark Rutgers (1 950 000 results) versus Dogshit ( 22 400 results) The winner is: Rutgers

Scott Steiner is James Bond Ya know.. that would be an interesting idea.. except for Steiner's lack of coherance.

Can't we all just get along? Cat is keeping his role simple for this match.. the first I've watched tonight

The next Bond will be.. William Regal.. nah.. not really probably some guy I haven't heard of

Stalin isn't the only Communist porn star Lenin looks like he could do porn (with a rug) maybe the Communist party was filled with porn stars. Give it to me baby so.. which kind of Communism do you support?

wait.. Spike isn't in the Thanksgiving Gravy Bowl match?

"LSU is a bigger draw for a bowl game, so they will win" what does drawing in a bowl game have to do with winning a game? just curious.. unless you know they fix college football

First off.. Auburn has been ELIMINATED from the SEC West playoffs. Deal with it. The only game that matters is LSU v. Arkansas. If Arkansas wins, they win the West (based on a win over Auburn). If LSU wins, they win the West (with the best record) Auburn is out of the running. So, who will win when they play up in Fayetteville? the 8-3 Razorbacks (on a 5 game streak) or LSU?

ya know what would be a good rivalry if either school ever wanted to play each other in Football? this is a Basketball rivalry. Arkansas v. Mizzou. But.. to sample the local stuff. Nebraska v. Kansas State has potential as a rivalry. KSU-KU doesn't, since KU sucks cock. KSU-MU doesn't, for the same reasons. Once KSU blows out NU in Lincoln, then maybe KSU-NU won't be so fun either. Modern day trophy game.. Alabama v. Texas A&M (or SMU). Winners get conjugal visits despite repeated violations of rules. I doubt they would ever dare to gave the NCAA death penalty to the Crimson Tide. It would cause fans to rally for UAB/Auburn "Plastic bowl" games in the mean time..

[We zoom in on a security camera in a local steakhouse. We see a man nervously waiting at table. Then we see Leon Sharpe enter and sit down at the table with him.] Jerry: Mr. Sharpe? [sharpe begins to speak quickly.] Leon Sharpe: Paul! Hey, Paul. Good to see you, Paul. [sharpe quickly shakes Jerry's hand.] Sharpe: How ya doin, Paul? [and he still shakes.] Sharpe: You're looking well, Paul. [and still shaking.] Sharpe: How's the family, Paul? [and he is still shaking his hand.] Sharpe: Glad you could make it, Paul. [and he stops.] Jerry: Actually, my name's Jerry. Leon Sharpe:… first rule of business, don't correct the boss. Jerry: Oh… sorry, sir. Leon Sharpe: Don't worry about it, Paul. What are you having? Waiter? Jerry: Well, I thought I'd try the steak. [sharpe shakes his head.] Leon Sharpe: Have you ever had buffalo? Delicious meat. Have the buffalo. [Jerry nods, but Sharpe continues.] Leon Sharpe: I swear it taste like they cut it right off God's ass. Absolutely superb. [Jerry nods, but Sharpe cuts him off by continuing to speak] Leon Sharpe: You're having the buffalo. Everything else on the menu is crap! You hear me? [Jerry nods, but Sharpe continues.] Leon Sharpe: Crap! They should only serve buffalo because everything else is like eating boiled crap! Boiled crap I tell ya! Buffalo! Can't beat it! Buffalo sandwich that's what you'll have! A buffalo sandwich! It doesn't get much better than that! Waiter! [sharpe pauses] Leon Sharpe: My friend and I are ready to order. My friend will have the buffalo… [sharpe smirks.] Leon Sharpe: and I'll have the steak. [Pause, and we hear a voiceover of Leon as the shot is frozen.] Leon Sharpe: It is said that Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% presperation. Sean Connery impersonator: but, it can be sawd dat in this case, Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% insanity Leon Sharpe: Hey, I heard that! [back to the table.] Leon Sharpe: Now Paul, let's get down to business. Jerry: Yes, sir. Leon Sharpe: I want to start with marketing. Jerry: I thought we were here to talk about sales? Leon Sharpe: Paul. Second rule of business. Don't correct the boss! Jerry: I thought that was the first rule of business, sir? [sharpe shakes his head.] Leon Sharpe: Paul. Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul… Paul! You're not up to a good start! Jerry: Sorry, sir. Leon Sharpe: Don't worry about it Paul. Paul the reason I want to talk sales with you is- Jerry: Wait, so are we going to talk sales now? Leon Sharpe: Paul… Do you hate me? Jerry: Why…? No, sir. Leon Sharpe: Why do you hate me, Paul? Jerry: I don't hate you, sir. Leon Sharpe: Come on Paul… you can say it. Jerry: No sir, I don't hate you. [Leon picks up a steak knife.] Leon Sharpe: Paul, you know… and I know… that you… want to drive this steak knife… [sharpe makes a gesture to his chest.] Leon Sharpe: right into my heart! Jerry: No sir. [sharpe forces the knife into Jerry's hands and moves them towards his heart, as Jerry resists.] Leon Sharpe: Come on Paul. Do it! Do it Paul! Drive the steak knife into my heart, Paul! Right in the middle of this four star restaurant! Jerry: No sir, I won't do it! [sharpe lets go of the knife.] Leon Sharpe: Good decision, Paul. Good decision. Because you know what? [pause.] Leon Sharpe: I WAS ONLY KIDDING! [sharpe laughs as Jerry shakes his head.] Jerry: I… I kind of figured you weren't serious, sir. Leon Sharpe: I didn't want you to stab me in chest with this steak knife. That would be crazy! Jerry: Yes sir. Leon Sharpe: All right Paul, no more jokes. Joke time is over. We are here to discuss business. Jerry: Okay sir, where would you like to start? Leon Sharpe: I want to start… with sales! Jerry: Good sir, because I happen to have the sales figures right- Leon Sharpe: No, no Paul. No. I don't want to talk about our sales. I want to start with the sales of… Hadenut! Jerry: Hadenut? Leon Sharpe: Hadenut! Jerry: I… I don't understand, sir, are they a competitor? Leon Sharpe: No, Paul. They are not a competitor. Jerry: … So why are we going to talk about their sales? Leon Sharpe: Paul, did I tell you about the third rule of business? Jerry: Uh… Can I guess sir? Leon Sharpe: You don't have to guess Paul. Cuz' I'm gonna tell you… [sharpe slaps Jerry across the face.] Leon Sharpe: Don't correct the boss! Jerry: Sorry again, sir. Leon Sharpe: Don't worry about it Paul. Now back to Hadenut! Jerry: So why are we talking about their sales, sir? Leon Sharpe: Whoa! Slow down Paul! You're on fire here. Don't you want to know what they make? Jerry: I guess so, sir. Leon Sharpe: They make… (dramatic pause)… Leon Sharpe: bean bag chairs! Jerry: … Beanbag... chairs, sir? Leon Sharpe: That's right Paul… Beanbag chairs! Jerry: Why do we need to talk about the sales of a company that makes beanbag chairs, sir? Leon Sharpe: Paul. Let me ask you a question. What does my company make? Jerry: We make and sell computers, sir. Leon Sharpe: Oh yes.. That's right! We make and sell computers! And I don't know if you know this Paul… but computers are very hard to make. Have you ever tried to make a computer, Paul? Jerry: Uh, no sir. Leon Sharpe: Let me tell you… it's hard! They got all sorts of wire and chips and motherboards and fatherboards. It's crazy! [sharpe laughs.] Leon Sharpe: I mean its very complicated… I once tried to build a computer out of rubber bands and vaseline… and you know what happened? Jerry: No sir. Leon Sharpe: IT BLEW UP! IT BLEW UP RIGHT IN MY FACE! And that's when I thought. I don't know a thing about computers! I don't even know who invented the computer. Do you know Paul? Jerry: I think it was- Leon Sharpe: Johnny Computer, exactly, that's what I thought! But you know what? [sharpe points to Jerry.] Leon Sharpe: We're wrong. It turns out there is not Johnny Computer… or a Philip B. Toaster… Or Albert Deodorant! These people don't exist! And that's when I thought about Santa Claus! Jerry: Santa Claus, sir? Leon Sharpe: Santa Claus. You know who I'm talking about right? Santa Claus big fat guy, red suit, comes once a year on… on… what is it? I'm not quite sure about this.. Jerry: Christmas. Leon Sharpe: Christmas! Now he's a fat man right? That's when I thought… most fat people don't have any purpose in life! [Jerry gasps.] Leon Sharpe: They don't! They just sit on their asses and eat all day. It's a fact! And that's when I thought… Why not just let people sit on them? Jerry: Oh my god... Leon Sharpe: Then I realized that wouldn't work… Jerry: Uh huh… Leon Sharpe: … Because if little kids tried to sit on them… THE FAT PEOPLE WOULD EAT THEM! right? So then I thought… instead of fat people… Jerry: Use bean bag chairs? Leon Sharpe: Almost… let the children sit on bean bag chairs and let the adults… sit on fat people! Jerry: Oh God! Leon Sharpe: And then I thought of you! Jerry: Me, sir? Leon Sharpe: Yes, but not in a sexual way. I would like you to head up this division! Jerry: Sir, I must respectively decline- Leon Sharpe: Starting at $500,000 a year. Jerry: Wha…? Leon Sharpe: Wait better make it $550,000, just to be on the safe side. Jerry: On… the safe side…? Leon Sharpe: And of course you'll need a new office. Jerry: A new office? Leon Sharpe: A corner office! With one, no four secretaries! Jerry: four secretaries? Leon Sharpe: And an expense account! Jerry: And keys to the executive washroom? Leon Sharpe: No of course not! Don't be ridiculous! Jerry: Oh… sorry, sir. Leon Sharpe: You'll have to have your own private washroom. This is an important project and you need to be able to poop in peace! Jerry: Oh… uh, that's great sir. Leon Sharpe: So can I count on you, Paul? Jerry: Sir, let me be the first to congratulate you on our new… beanbag chair/fat people… endeavor. Leon Sharpe: We're gonna be rich, Paul. Very, very rich. Mainly me.. you might be. Jerry: I hope so, sir. [Leon Sharpe raises his water glass for a toast] Leon Sharpe: Here's to business, Paul. Jerry: To business. (they toast) Leon Sharpe: Now where's the waiter with my buffalo? Jerry: Uh, I had the buffalo, sir… Leon Sharpe: Paul… did I ever tell you about the fourth rule of business? Jerry: Sorry, sir. [Fade to black] ---- info.. The preceding was (inspired by/plagarized from) "The Business Lunch" by Sean Slater and the alteration of it by two 'Forensics' Duo people making 'Baxter' into a psychotic Texan done today (which was really good) None of the preceding was real, Leon Sharpe just didn't feel like doing a real update. I may return later.

Big Show should wrestle in a suit and pants. Oh yeah.. they should do Brock v. Big Show II on the new Smackdown game maybe Brock wouldn't break Big Show's spine on the game

I think that Nitro wasn't on that night. Nitro was on and what was on Nitro during this time? - David Flair, Torrie Wilson and the Filthy Animals - Konnan v. Saturn

Vanilla Cena v. The Assman is interrupted by.. Dawn Marie and Al Traficant.. I mean Al Wilson Beam me up Al Wilson!

I suspected it might be something that could lead to a Cease and Desist or a question.. I want e-mail from Heyman over my screen-name. Haha..

I think he sends that to pretty much everyone--Rob E Dangerously got that same e-mail. yeah.. for a moment.. I was scared that Randy Orton was coming onto me or something

Uh.. it's been used two times in the last month or so

would the New Flock include Jeff Hardy as a member?

Reminder.. Teams on Probation: Bama Kentucky Cal Teams I think might be on probation: Texas A&M and now onto the predictions.. New Orleans Bowl New Orleans Tuesday, Dec. 17 7 p.m. (ESPN2) North Texas vs. UAB REASONING: UAB gets to go to Orleans for reasons revealed later. GMAC Bowl Mobile, Ala. Wednesday, Dec. 18 8 p.m. (ESPN2) Louisville vs. Northern Illinois REASONING: Northern Illinois' schedule is more padded than an average bra, they had close games with MiamiOhio and a close win over Bowling Green. Marshall should beat them in a close game Tangerine Bowl Orlando Monday, Dec. 23 5:30 p.m. (ESPN) North Carolina State vs. Oklahoma State REASONING: For the sake of not insulting the Cowboys, we'll assume they will beat Baylor. If they manage to lose to Baylor, then Nebraska gets this spot (or Texas A&M, unless A&M is on probation again or something) Sega Sports Las Vegas Bowl Las Vegas Wednesday, Dec. 25 4:30 p.m. (ESPN) New Mexico vs. Oregon ConAgra Foods Hawaii Bowl Honolulu Wednesday, Dec. 25 8 p.m. (ESPN) Cincinnati vs. Hawaii REASONING: Cincy is the better known university, most likely from an easier place to get flights to Hawaii, and who doesn't think XMas and think of the Bearcats? Motor City Bowl Detroit Thursday, Dec. 26 5 p.m. (ESPN) Marshall vs. Wisconsin REASONING: Marshall wins the MAC Insight Bowl Phoenix Thursday, Dec. 26 8:30 p.m. (ESPN) W. Virginia vs. Oregon St. Houston Bowl Houston Friday, Dec. 27 1 p.m. (ESPN) Southern Miss. vs. Texas Tech REASONING: Out of OSU/ISU/TTU, the Texas team will be going to a Texas bowl game. That is just how it will be. MainStay Independence Bowl Shreveport, La. Friday, Dec. 27 4:30 p.m. (ESPN) Iowa State vs. Bowling Green (AT-LARGE) REASONING: Oklahoma State will most likely not win enough games unless they can beat the Sooners after beating Baylor, therefore Iowa State gets the nod. But, I doubt either Ol' Miss or South Carolina will get six. Ol' Miss has LSU and Miss. St. (who has the motive of denying Ol' Miss) and SC has Clemson. SC would be higher if they didn't pull off the best melting performance since the Wicked Witch of the West met the Water in Wizard of Oz. Pacific Life Holiday Bowl San Diego Friday, Dec. 27 8 p.m. (ESPN) UCLA vs. Texas 2002 Alamo Bowl Presented by MasterCard San Antonio Saturday, Dec. 28 8 p.m. (ESPN) Penn St. vs. Kansas St. POSSIBILITY: Kansas State goes to the Holiday Bowl if they beat Mizzou and A&M beats Texas. If KSU goes to the Holiday Bowl, it could be a rematch between the Purple and Gray and the Trojans (unless Wash-St goes to the Fiesta Bowl). Checking the CFDWH, the last time the Nittanys and KSU played was in 1969. Speaking as a KSU supporter, I'd rather have K-State pound on Joe Paterno's team than have them beat USC again. Go Horns. Continental Tire Bowl Charlotte, N.C. Saturday, Dec. 28 TBA (TBA) Boston College vs. Clemson REASONING: There is NO WAY ON EARTH that Boston College should go to a Bowl game this year, they probably will get in despite a disappointing conference record, due to their wins over crappy teams like UConn, CMU and other scrubs, but that one 1 in 100 win over Notre Dame will help them alot. Unless they manage to lose to Temple or the worst team ever in Div. 1-A, the Rutgers Scarlet Knights, BC should be ranked high enough to get to the Tire Bowl. Clemson gets to go to the Tire Bowl out of bias, since Clemson is close to Charlotte. Hopefully the Tire Bowl won't put the crowd to sleep. Gaylord Hotels Music City Bowl Nashville, Tenn. Monday, Dec. 30 2 p.m. (ESPN) Purdue vs. Tennessee REASONING: Purdue is actually #6 in the Big 10, while Tennessee is adequate enough to be in this game. Either way, the Vols will spank Purdue in their state. Seattle Bowl Seattle Monday, Dec. 30 5:30 p.m. (ESPN) South Florida vs. Ga. Tech REASONING: BYU doesn't get to go to a bowl unless they beat Utah. Assuming they don't, then the best Indy team not BCS-guaranteed should go, and that is South Florida. Heck, even if BYU did win, I wouldn't select them to go to the Seattle Bowl. When do you figure they will have Starbucks sponsoring the Seattle Bowl? Crucial.com Humanitarian Bowl Boise, Idaho Tuesday, Dec. 31 Noon (ESPN) Fresno St. vs. Nebraska REASONING: On the blue turf of Boise (what's up with that?), I doubt that Boise will play on their home field for a bowl game. They could have a good shot against NU if they played there. Fresno State will be the consolation pick from the WAC Wells Fargo Sun Bowl El Paso, Texas Tuesday, Dec. 31 2 p.m. (CBS) Minnesota vs. Arizona State Silicon Valley Football Classic San Jose, Calif. Tuesday, Dec. 31 3:30 p.m. (TBD) Boise St. vs. Washington REASONING: SJSU does not go to the bowl game in their home stadium, instead Boise State will get to go to the Silicon Bowl. Since Cal isn't gonna go to a bowl, Washington will slip in to the Silicon Classic. AXA Liberty Bowl Memphis, Tenn. Tuesday, Dec. 31 3:30 p.m. (ESPN) TCU vs. Colorado State Chick-fil-A Peach Bowl Atlanta Tuesday, Dec. 31 7:30 p.m. (ESPN) Virginia vs. Auburn Diamond Walnut San Francisco Bowl San Francisco Tuesday, Dec. 31 10:30 p.m. (ESPN2) Air Force vs. Virginia Tech REASONING: VeeTech gets San Francisco and they better like it also. Outback Bowl Tampa, Fla. Wednesday, Jan. 1 11 a.m. (ESPN) Michigan vs. Florida SBC Cotton Bowl Dallas Wednesday, Jan.1 11 a.m. (FOX) Colorado vs. LSU REASONING: LSU loses to Arkansas in Fayetteville, the Hogs go to the title game (having beaten LSU and Auburn) and LSU goes to the Cotton Bowl Toyota Gator Bowl Jacksonville, Fla. Wednesday, Jan. 1 12:30 p.m. (NBC) Pittsburgh vs. Maryland REASONING: Unless hell freezes over and Pitt beats Miami (which would screw up alot of picks), this is where Pitt goes. Capital One Bowl Orlando, Fla. Wednesday, Jan. 1 1 p.m. (ABC) Notre Dame vs. Arkansas Rose Bowl Pasadena, Calif. Wednesday, Jan. 1 5 p.m. (ABC) Iowa vs. USC Nokia Sugar Bowl New Orleans Wednesday, Jan. 1 8:30 p.m. (ABC) BCS (Florida St.) vs. BCS (Ohio State) REASONING: Michigan WILL beat Ohio State. This sinks the Buckeyes and puts Iowa into the top Six for the BCS. Wanna know why I think Ohio State will lose? because they have lost over and over to Michigan with high stakes. It will happen again. I think that Iowa HAS to play in the Rose Bowl if they are ranked low in the BCS. If not, then switch Iowa and Ohio State. FedEx Orange Bowl Miami Thursday, Jan. 2 8 p.m. (ABC) BCS (Oklahoma) vs. BCS (Georgia) Tostitos Fiesta Bowl Tempe, Ariz. Friday, Jan. 3 8 p.m. (ABC) BCS No. 1 (Miami) vs. BCS No. 2 (Washington St)