Rob E Dangerously

Air Force is in the WAC (or maybe the MWC) and Army is in Conference USA. Just FYI. Yes, I know that.. I kept Air Force out of the WAC for some reason (a pairing with Army, Navy and some other schools) as for Army.. it just doesn't seem normal for them to be in a conference. There has been a huge reduction in Independent NCAA football schools

now with Sandman caning his own kids.. it's time for XPW to CAPITIALIZE and they should do this by bringing in a new star. POLITICAL CORRECTNESS MAN. A man who will strike the Sandman in revenge for Sandman 'using corporal punishment' on his kids. P/C Man will insist on full P/C at all times, refering to other wrestlers in P/C terms. Like "Rob African-American" (Rob Black), "Altar Adolescent Luke", "Super Mentally Imblanced" and he will insist on total Political Correctness. P/C Man's finisher: "The Political Corrector" and then he will get alot of heel heat by insisting to Rob Black that it's not politically correct to feed a dog to a snake.

and who's to say there is no karma?

Bossman is INJURED right now. Rotator cuff injury So it's not gonna happen

My system would fit in well with alot of the schools (the ones in districts where they are all in the same conference) some pains are the Misc. conferences. I made a last minute swap to put Air Force in the second quartet and Wake Forest in the first. I also swapped Tech and A&M. The games could be fit into non-conference slots. Although it'd work better with some conference swapping (maybe I am just not a big fan of the Big 12) Capping Seasons at 12 games would work well. To ensure the end of 'Kickoff Classic'-a-mania (with like 10 K.C. games) It was sorta amazing that I could get the playoffs fit into a time period to not fuck up the Bowls too much. My idea would have to end the idea of Army v. Navy playing on a weekend in December, fuck them both, they have like 2 wins combined. I did keep Wake in the ACC (while in the Nightmare District), ND/Army/Navy/AF/Troy State were all Independents, Fresno/Hawaii were WAC, Arizona/ASU were both Pac 10 and of course OSU/Michigan were Big 10 At least I'm not basing this system off the Kansas High School system (districts of 4, and two advance from every district), mine is the Missouri system (districts and one team advances)

wait.. do the Padres have alot more money than the Royals? if not.. why doesn't Kansas City try to make the futile quest to lure Maddox to KC? It'd definately insure that attendance doesn't drop to 8,000 due to the SHITHEAD MOTHERFUCKING RETARDED moves of David Glass and Allard Baird. The morons who will lose Paul Byrd.

Doesn't Iraq just make assumptions on numbers of dead children by taking the number of children that should have been born and subtracting the number of living children to make their death count? Still.. there is some freaky graphic shit if you ever see any Iraqi children born around areas where Depleted Uranium was used by the US Military.

Imagine this.. Big Show is in the ring with Paul Heyman, making his victory speech. "Blah blah blah I won, blah blah blah I took out Brock" then some music hits.. "IF YOU EVER TAKE A TRIP DOWN TO COBB COUNTY, GA. YOU BETTER CHECK THE SIGN: RESPECT THE LAW AND ORDER" Big Show freaks out as Big Bossman runs out in his old outfit. He holds Show off with a Nightstick and then hits Heyman with it, then he reverses a Chokeslam into the Bossman Slam. Heyman holds Show back as Bossman is cheered. Then, over the next few weeks, Bossman plays old clips of his first feud with the Big Show, and then brings out his mother, who declares that Big Show is a 'Big Nasty Bastard because my son said so' Then at Armageddon, Big Show and Big Bossman face off in a Casket Match. Big Show wins. Then Brock Lesnar runs out and F-5s Show again, this time he drops Show on the casket, putting him through the Casket. But.. it is not to be.

Yes.. my way to implement NCAA playoffs is to mess around with the conference structure a bit and put together 4-team districts. But, with the NCAA at 117 teams, I have to add three to make this work. The three I add to the NCAA: Montana W. Kentucky E. Kentucky With 120 teams, they are split into 30 districts. Then, they are split into 1-A and 1-B for the purpose of the playoffs. With 15 teams qualifying, one more wild card team gets in on both sides, the Wild Card being the best team that did not win it's district. The districts are mostly composed of splitting conferences, but there are a few that are made up of all sorts of teams. So, let me tell you the pairings 1-A ACC-1: Florida State/Clemson/Virginia/Georgia Tech ACC-2: North Carolina/North Carolina State/Maryland/Duke Big East-1: Miami/Pitt/West Virginia/V-Tech Big East-2: Boston College/Syracuse/Rutgers/Temple Big 10-1: Michigan State/Wisconsin/Illinois/Penn State Big 10-2: Northwestern/Indiana/Minnesota/Purdue MEAC (The Eastern MAC teams)-1: Miami Ohio/Ohio/Kent State/Marshall MEAC-2: South Florida/Central Florida/UConn/Buffalo MWAC (The Western MAC teams)-1: Central Michigan/Western Michigan/Eastern Michigan/Bowling Green MWAC-2: Toledo/Ball State/Northern Illnois/Akron SEC-1: Florida/Alabama/Auburn/South Carolina SEC-2: Tennessee/Georgia/Kentucky/Vandy SEC-3: Arkansas/LSU/Ol Miss/MSU Misc. District-1: Notre Dame/Michigan/Ohio State/Wake Forest Misc. District-2: Troy State/Army/Navy/Air Force and now the districts of 1-B Big Eight-1: Nebraska/Colorado/Iowa State/Iowa Big Eight-2: Kansas/K-State/Missouri/Texas Tech SWC-1: OU/UT/OSU/A&M SWC-2: TCU/Baylor/Rice/SMU CUSA-1: Houston/Cincy/Louisville/Memphis CUSA-2: Tulane/UAB/ECU/S. Miss MWC-1: Montana/Idaho/Wyoming/Boise State MWC-2: Utah/Utah State/North Texas/UTEP WAC-1: New Mexico/New Mexico State/UNLV/Nevada WAC-2: San Jose State/San Diego State/Colorado State/BYU Sun Belt-1: Arkansas State/Louisana Tech/UL-Lafayete/UL-Monroe Sun Belt-2: East Kentucky/West Kentucky/Tulsa/Middle Tennessee State Pac Ten-1: USC/UCLA/Cal/Stanford Pac Ten-2: Washington/Wash. St./Oregon/Oregon State Misc. West District: Hawaii/Arizona/Arizona State/Fresno State and here would be the playoffs right now.. just based off record, IRL, the team with the best record in their district goes to the playoffs 1-A 1. Florida State-BC 2. Maryland-The Winner of Miami/Pitt 3. Penn State-Georgia 4. Purdue-Alabama, or if Bama can't do it due to getting the "Death Penalty": Purdue-Tennessee 5. LSU-Miami (if they lose to Pitt) or Notre Dame (Wildcard) 6. Ohio State-Air Force 7. Bowling Green-South Florida 8. Northern Illnois-Marshall 1-B 1. Iowa-TCU 2. Kansas State-Oklahoma 3. Louisville-North Texas 4. Southern Miss-Boise State or Montana (Both are 10-1, but they don't play each other) 5. New Mexico State-Washington State 6. Hawaii-USC 7. Western Kentucky-Colorado State 8. Arkansas State-either Boise State or Montana (Wildcard) but.. how will this be done? easily! Dec. 7th: First round Dec. 14th: Second round Dec. 21st: Quarterfinals Dec. 28th: Semifinals Jan. 4th or 5th: Finals. National title game. As for the Bowls. They will be filled easily. The BCS bowls will get the conference winners not in the National title game. Other bowls will get non-playoff teams or ones that went out in the first or second round Now.. quick questions 1- Which 4 team pairing is the best? 2- Which is the worst? 3- Which ones would you change? 4- Which first round playoff matchup is the best? 5- Which is the worst? 6- What is your opinion on my idea?

and KSU wins by 36 points. 49-13 Wildcats KILL the Cornhuskers. Payback is a biooootch! I don't think I'll be having you making bets for me anytime soon.

somebody else sent it to Fark.. and I sent it without the .www this is for a radio site, and the winner gets to marry this DJ and divorce him and get half of his stuff

What about Test v. Jackie in an evening gown match? that would be worse than Brock/Show

Hey, there could be worse main events. Off the top of my head, I can't exactly think of one, but I'm sure there is SOMETHING. Mark Henry v. the Big Show in a Ladder match

Who gets to job to the Big Show in December? I say the men who will job are Angle and Benoit

Is the Police's fascination with busting Celebrities a bit disturbing? I'm sure that Reubens wouldn't have been targeted if he wasn't famous. Probably the same with Rooney. Who could say this would be exposed if Jones wasn't a movie star?

Shoot Brock Shoot!

Vote here Vote early, vote somewhat often "Annie AGE: 23 HOME: Kearney, MO OCCUPATION: Director of an early learning center in Smithville Kerry AGE: 28 HOME: Northland, YEH OCCUPATION: Teaches 3rd grade for the North Kansas City School District Nohemi AGE: 34 HOME: Northland, YEH OCCUPATION: Registrar/Spanish & Sign Language Interpreter Jennifer AGE: 35 HOME: Grain Valley, MO OCCUPATION: Legal Secretary Carol AGE: 52 HOME: Kansas OCCUPATION: Forklift Operator" from the pics (on the site), I would favor Annie.. but.. remember, this is the DJ in question.. So, maybe he deserves Carol (who is running in last place) I wonder where that program is that sends in like 900 votes in seconds for net polls is.. "What do you do with all that fat DJ cash? Pay ex-wives." Yep.. what a life Vote Carol.. deny the DJ a hot young wife!

I say go for the Brock wins, but gets punked out by Show, leading to the title being vacated. Then during the tournament for the title, somebody destroys Big Show. Maybe Steiner can appear on Smackdown and do the honors.

isn't Kurt already married? Bigamy = ratings!

Super Safe HBK Facebuster Pedigree and.. JERICHO GOES OVER IN THE END? Wait.. What?

from what I have done so far.. it's a pretty good game. Anybody else buy it? and for my first game, with 5 minute quarters.. Final score: Kansas State 49, Tulsa 6 505 yds passing from Eli Roberson. three TD passes to Derrick Evans two TDs to Taco Wallace alot of good passes to Sproles (who was left uncovered) I could have gotten some running yards if I cared for rushing one big annoyance: the controller I used had a tendancy to send my guys over the line while I was on defense. I like the game.

Brock wrestles better on video games than in real life

chafing!

HHH holds down God!

God is booking HBK to win!