Rob E Dangerously

"O Zone Layer!" "No, he just broke the O Zone Layer!" "Oh no! What will happen to us now?"

Randy can become "The O". Like some other 3rd generation guy

Damn.. that was a COOL ending. First, we get the 3.0 from Orton. Then the Bodypress is countered into the F-5

Rikishi can talk about what his ass means to him

let me paste the agreement. I figure they covered their asses. "Prior to providing feedback, you must agree to WWE's terms and conditions concerning the submissions of ideas as described below. At times, WWE may solicit from visitors to this web site information that includes but is not limited to, creative ideas, concepts, know-how, techniques, suggestions, ideas, artwork or other materials. Of course, visitors to this web site have the ability to submit information of this type to us at any time even if we do not solicit it. Collectively this type of information, whether solicited by us or not, is referred to as "Submissions". By submitting any Submission, whether solicited by us or not, you are automatically granting WWE a perpetual, royalty-free, non-exclusive, unrestricted, worldwide and irrevocable right and license to sell, rent, transfer, sub-license, use, reproduce, modify, publish, translate, prepare derivative works based upon, distribute, perform or display such Submissions, in whole or in part, in any form, media or technology known or hereafter developed for any purpose, including, but not limited to, advertising and promotional purposes (collectively, "Rights"). This grant of Rights means that all Submissions will be owned by WWE and may be used by WWE for any purpose, now or in the future, without any payment to, or further authorization by, you. All Submissions, whether solicited or unsolicited, shall become and remain the property of WWE. WWE also has the right, but not the obligation, to use your name or the name of any entity owned or controlled by you in connection with the broadcast, print, online or other use or publication of your Submission. We assume no responsibility for reviewing such Submissions and we will not incur any liability as a result of any similarities between your Submissions and future WWE products or programs. In submitting a Submission to us, you represent that you have no reasonable basis to believe that the use of any such Submission by us would infringe upon the rights of any third-party."

Rikishi's Ass of Life. Man... that's deep

"We want puppies" Lovely..

Shannon Moore's music = Das Queer

Anybody see the lack of logic of Nowinski constantly claiming that he will nail Molly LIVE on TV when Molly could logically be watching it later? Isn't Molly 5 or so years older than Nowinski also? as long as Chris keeps the perm.. he will finally burst though the hymen like you can at the 'Christopher Nowinski school of dating', where you learn skills like: 1- perming your hair 2- bragging about your future achievements to everybody 3- wearing an icebag after you stupidly jump off the ropes though a table 4- and the special guide on 'How to pop it' The CNSoD wants you, to burst through the hymen (or just their doors) Whoo ReD

Test can be in an action film where he slaps his pants and kicks people

I had a debate partner to pronounced rogue (as in Rogue state) as rouge (as in French for Red)

anyways, back to the quotes.. from a school announcement... "Come to the dance, You can get lei'd in the back parking lot" guess how "lei'd" came out..

"But he's the most popular President ever so I guess he got the last laugh in the end." For now.. at least.. I just assume that either Bush is a bit bad at speaking under pressure or he's dyslexic, something like that. He did get beat up for it alot.

Let me name some.. "He made all those people come... to the lord on that ice"- during a Church story about a Reverend who ministered and died at the Titanic "Spreedom of Freech"- one fuckup of "Freedom of Speech" "If I can't pitch on this team -- the worst or second-worst team in baseball -- where am I going to pitch?" he said. "If I can't start on this ballclub, I must be the worst pitcher on earth.""- Jose Lima, Detroit Tigers how about some more

I recall Angle getting cheered over Jericho in their matchup, but that got fucked up due to Kane, I think. Angle and Benoit could tease a feud, and then unite as a duo to just beat the crap out of guys. If the tag belts floated, of course.

Hell.. it's been awhile since we had a riot in Wrestling, right? Might as well just tease and poke to see how far you can go before people start throwing shit in the ring. If they come close to pulling it off, they could also set the fire out by stomping on it and they can carry that flag around as a 'souveneir' It would get SERIOUS heat for them to force somebody to be tied to the ropes and be forced to watch the scene without being able to stop it. Either you exploit the war, or you don't, there is no in between. I'm waiting for Test to get his 'pointy boots'

They can have Beulah show up as the 'Mallory' and Dreamer can be 'Mickey'. Right?

The WWE could do worse.. and bring in the AXIS OF EVIL~! Baghdad Berzeker, Iranian Assassin and North Korean, Sum Yung Gui. They can always come out and threaten to beat up the Americans if they attack and they don't do anything else.

Bradshaw should just be calling Americans pussies while not really joining the UnAmericans, he'll just hang around with them. APA, American Pussy Annilihlator

I think that the WWE should try and urge Beulah to show up. Just so I can see what all the hype is about with her. hehe

What if Dusty Rhodes joined the UnAmericans? wait... nevermind

Here's the method to do this. Take a match from the start (when the bell rings) to the end (when three is counted), copy and paste it into a window. Save the match. Go to a directory and look at the size of it. For example: it could be 1.66KB 1.66KB will turn into the number 1660 for this. Divide 1660 by 16.66666. and you get 99.60. Which means the 1.66KB match, under my formula, is 99 seconds long. Let me try it on a few guinea pigs. #1- Edwin v. Chris from the last PPV. #2- Sharpe v. Blank, my version of it. #1 is 45.2KB, first off, I alter that to 45.20KB, if I don't and I put it in, it will read it as a 4.52KB match. Second, I add the zero, making it 45200 and divide by 16.66666, which gives me 2712 seconds. Some more addition determines that Edwin MacPhisto's title win over Chris Wilson to have been done in 45 minutes, 12 seconds. Now, to #2. #2 is 16.3KB, which is changed to 16300 (add an 0, since the KB should be four digits [yes, if it was 4.52KB, it'd be fine, 04.52KB, four digits. Exception granted for those 100KB matches] and add another 0 to the thing), divide that by 16.666, and I get 978 seconds. Convert that and I get an answer, which is 16 minutes, 12 seconds. Any comments or possible quirks you've run into with all this? ReD

here are some house show numbers since the Lesnar title victory: 9/1 (afternoon show) Dallas, Texas (drew approx. 3,500 in a building that seats 20,000. Upper deck didn't need to be used) 9/1 (evening show) Chicago, Allstate Arena (building seats 19,000, was less than half full, upper deck closed) 9/2 LaCross, Wisconsin-- 1,500 in a 6,000 seat building Showing, that the WWE has blown it. Brock was not built up for a title reign and it seems like he is bombing so far as the champ. Of course the WWE writer idiots will blame it on Brock and not themselves. Then they will hand the title to HHH. Painful..

I've been told that torching the flag is a crime in the US so I doubt that Vince would go that far, only because he doesn't want problems with the law. No.. burning the flag is legal as a form of protest. I understand.

Truth's security squad (that he says he formed so the EWA couldn't have him killed so easily) is about 10 to 20 Mexicans. That may not go over so well either. I figure that the fans would prefer not to hear Truth bashing them over Medger Evers, other stuff and the fact that it's Mi-double S-i-double S-i-double P-i and it sucks.