Rob E Dangerously

Raul Ibanez is 5 for 5 on his return to Kansas City. And the topic for tomorrow's talk shows in KC: "Why didn't Allard Baird resign Raul Ibanez"

also, I'd imagine that trying to guess who is and isn't straight on the US Softball team is discouraged

Maine and Nebraska split their votes on Congressional districts. As I mentioned and as the article mentioned

Cat Osterman-ia.. even if she is taller than I am

I just did. Which will take me out of the battle with Barron. Well, I shaved the sides, the mustache, and some of the stuff near the chin (which was actually on the neck) But, since I don't have a digital camera, I won't subject you to the pic. Congrats to our champ, Mr. Barron. The sunglasses picture is probably one of the better ones, actually. Yaaaaaargghhh (I think this is a non-facial hair pic)

All this talk (on Yahoo) about Jennie Finch and others saving Softball is bullshit sure, the US hasn't been scored on yet but the games are in the middle of the night. Give the girls primetime!

*GASP* http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/po...itics-headlines use the l/p of bselig/bselig if need be "But, they'll just campaign in Denver!" This appears to at least be similar to the idea I've mentioned. note: with the Maine/Nebraska Congressional District setup, Colorado splits their votes 6-2, and forces the election into the House and with the setup they mention, Bush gets 4, Gore gets 3, and presumably Nader gets an electoral vote.

Happy Days are here again! Get the F in!

Virgins everywhere are claiming that they're pregnant. Check for cherries.

You and Barron should have a "Worst Facial Hair" face-off Orange Sunglasses, Unrestrained facial hair Aww yeah.. where's Barron's facial hair

Live Pigeon Shooting oh.. nevermind

Rugby or Sumo

Bless the man who made Beach Volleyball an Olympic Sport

HAIL ORTON well.. the lobotimized face Orton

Lita wouldn't be in this situation if she TOOK HER FUCKING PILLS

A vibrator.. yeeeeeah

LOL! what a picture

Birth Control! Condoms! A framed picture!

Congratulations Lita & Kane!

Kevin Nash should be the host of the Late Late Show and you know it

Rey Misterio Jr. and Earthquake defeated Juventud Guerrera and Kurrgan when Earthquake pinned J. Guerrera after a powerslam in 0:04:56. Rating: -3/4* Masato Tanaka and Pat Tanaka defeated Lance Diamond and Paul Diamond when P. Tanaka pinned Diamond after a powerbomb in 0:08:11. Rating: ** 3/4 [Round 1]: No-Countout-No-DQ-Match: Kane pinned Virgil with the Tombstone in 0:05:53. Rating: 1/2* [Round 1]: No-Countout-No-DQ-Match: Fit Finlay pinned Sylvan Grenier with the Tombstone Piledriver in 0:11:42. Rating: 1/4* [Round 1]: No-Countout-No-DQ-Match: Red pinned Rene Dupree with the Red Star Press in 0:03:39. Rating: * 3/4 [Round 1]: No-Countout-No-DQ-Match: Great Muta pinned Honky Tonk Man with the Figure-Four Leglock in 0:04:13. Rating: *** [Round 1]: No-Countout-No-DQ-Match: John Cena pinned Nikolai Volkoff with the F U in 0:14:31. Rating: -* 3/4 [Round 1]: No-Countout-No-DQ-Match: La Parka pinned Mark Henry after a flying bodypress in 0:08:18. La Parka suffered a dislocated hip. He will be out for approximately 6 cards. Rating: * 1/4 [Round 1]: No-Countout-No-DQ-Match: Tank Abbott pinned Lance Storm with the Forearm Choke in 0:10:45. Rating: * [Round 1]: No-Countout-No-DQ-Match: William Regal made Nova submit to the Regal Stretch in 0:05:33. Rating: *** [Round 2]: No-Countout-No-DQ-Match: Fit Finlay pinned Kane with the Tombstone Piledriver in 0:08:02. Rating: 1/2* [Round 2]: No-Countout-No-DQ-Match: Red pinned Great Muta with the Red Star Press in 0:08:25. Rating: *** [Round 2]: John Cena won via default. [Round 2]: No-Countout-No-DQ-Match: William Regal pinned Tank Abbott after a crucifix in 0:10:31. Rating: DUD [semi-Finals]: No-Countout-No-DQ-Match: Fit Finlay pinned Red with the Tombstone Piledriver in 0:15:40. Rating: *** 1/4 [semi-Finals]: No-Countout-No-DQ-Match: William Regal made John Cena submit to the Regal Stretch in 0:07:58. Rating: * 3/4 [Finals]: No-Countout-No-DQ-Match for the vacant United States title: Fit Finlay pinned William Regal with the Tombstone Piledriver in 0:12:43. Rating: *** (Fit Finlay won the United States title.) The Head Hunters defeated The Insane Clown Posse when Head Hunter #2 pinned Shaggy after a back suplex in 0:06:30. Rating: DUD Raven pinned Hulk Hogan with the Evenflow DDT in 0:02:20. Rating: -* Elimination Match: Brock Lesnar and Bill Goldberg beat The Blonde Bombers 2 falls to 1: x double countout (Goldberg and Hilton) in 0:05:27 x Lesnar beat Holmes via a Gorilla Press in 0:07:06 Survivors: Brock Lesnar Rating: -* 1/2 Elimination Match: Evolution (Batista, Hunter Hearst Helmsley, Randy Orton and Ric Flair) beat Los Boricuas (Jesus Castillo, Jose Estrada, Miguel Perez Jr. and Savio Vega) 4 falls to 3: x M. Perez Jr. beat R. Flair via the Perez Roll-Up in 0:12:13 x J. Castillo beat Triple H via a flying cross body press in 0:17:06 x R. Orton beat J. Castillo via a flying forearm in 0:17:28 x Batista beat Jose Estrada via the Batista Bomb in 0:21:11 x M. Perez Jr. beat Batista via the Perez Roll-Up in 0:23:03 x R. Orton beat M. Perez Jr. via the RKO in 0:28:44 x R. Orton beat Vega via a forearm smash in 0:36:59 Survivors: Randy Orton Rating: 3/4* Eugene Dinsmore pinned John Bradshaw Layfield with the Stone Cold Stunner in 0:04:02. Rating: * 3/4 Demolition defeated Vince Russo and Eric Bischoff when Ax pinned Bischoff after the Demolition Decapitation in 0:14:30. Rating: -* (Demolition retained the Tag Team titles.) Jyushin Lyger pinned Nathan Jones after a flying cross body press in 0:09:54. Rating: ** Sabu pinned Dan Severn after an Asai moonsault in 0:03:26. Rating: ** Toshiaki Kawada and Mitsuharu Misawa defeated The Wild Samoans when Kawada pinned Afa after a backdrop driver in 0:04:39. Rating: 3/4* Kevin Sullivan and Kamala defeated Darryl and Wendell when Kamala pinned Darryl with the Air Africa in 0:08:47. Rating: -** 1/2 El Hijo Del Santo pinned The Aztec after a flying cross body press in 0:07:05. Rating: -** Stretcher No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match: Lita defeated Rob Gilbert in 0:07:24. Rating: 3/4* (Lita won the Heavyweight title.)

Mike is reasonable, compared to Marney.

911 pinned El Hijo Del Santo with the Choke Slam in 0:00:08. Rating: * Hawk and Animal battled to a draw in 0:03:00. Rating: -** 1/2 Eric Bischoff decided to end the Road Warrior match, and go to something different. 3-Minute Warning defeated The Road Warriors when Jamal pinned Animal with the Super Samoan Neckbreaker in 0:04:11. Rating: -* But Demolition was unhappy, so they challenged 3MW Demolition defeated 3-Minute Warning when Ax pinned Rosey after the Demolition Decapitation in 0:06:48. Rating: 3/4* Handicap-Match: Eric Bischoff and Hulk Hogan defeated Bill Goldberg when Bischoff pinned Goldberg with the Spinning Heel Kick in 0:03:28. Rating: -** Vince Russo pinned The Undertaker after the People's Elbow in 0:00:54. Rating: -3/4* David Flair pinned Brock Lesnar with the Figure-Four Leglock in 0:04:48. Rating: -3/4* Triangle Match: Nick Bockwinkle defeated Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair when Bockwinkle pinned R. Flair with the Piledriver in 0:15:22. Rating: -* 3/4 Texas Death No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Falls-Count-Anywhere Match: Sabu pinned Diamond Dallas Page with the Triple Jump Moonsault in 0:39:54. Rating: *** 1/4 Barbed Wire Baseball Bat Match: C.C. Sabathia pinned John Bradshaw Layfield with the Choke Slam in 0:06:25. Rating: -1/2* I-Quit Match: Honky Tonk Man made The Ultimate Warrior submit to a chokehold in 0:13:32. Rating: -* 1/2 Submission Match: Bret Hart made Vince McMahon submit to the Sharpshooter in 0:12:33. Rating: * Ladder Match: Eddie Guerrero defeated Great Muta in 0:10:17. Rating: ** 3/4 Towel Match: Chris Benoit (w/Dean Malenko) defeated Barry Windham (w/Kendall Windham) with the Crippler Crossface in 0:16:58. Rating: ** 3/4 El Samurai pinned Great Kabuki with the Samurai Bomb in 0:06:02. Rating: ** 1/4 Terry Funk and Ahmed Johnson defeated Atsushi Onita and Goldust when A. Johnson pinned Goldust with the Pearl River Plunge in 0:11:17. Rating: DUD Jyushin Lyger pinned Darryl after a crucifix in 0:07:00. Rating: -1/2* Eugene Dinsmore pinned Kane with the German Suplex in 0:05:26. Rating: * Mitsuharu Misawa pinned Kamala with the Tiger Driver in 0:04:31. Rating: 1/2* Doink The Clown pinned Toshiaki Kawada with the Whoopie Cushion in 0:05:23. Rating: ** Handicap-Match: The Blonde Bombers and Rob Gilbert defeated Matt Hardy and Rocky Maivia when Gilbert pinned Maivia with the Work of Art in 0:07:11. Rating: * [The Blonde Bombers are the masked tag team of Test and Van Hammer. Rob Gilbert is based on me. The Work of Art is a Frog Splash] Lou Thesz made Nathan Jones submit to the Spinning Toe Hold in 0:07:16. Lou Thesz suffered a neck injury. He will be out for approximately 12 cards. Rating: ** Necro Butcher pinned Ole Anderson after a powerslam in 0:06:24. Rating: -* 1/2 Elimination Match: Evolution (Batista, Hunter Hearst Helmsley and Randy Orton) beat Los Brazos (Brazo De Oro, Brazo De Plata and El Brazo) 3 falls to 2: x R. Orton beat El Brazo via the RKO in 0:10:41 x B. De Oro beat R. Orton via the Armbar Submission in 0:14:46 x B. De Oro beat Batista via the Armbar Submission in 0:16:46 x Triple H beat B. De Oro via the Pedigree in 0:34:06 x Triple H beat B. De Plata via the Pedigree in 0:39:09 Survivors: Hunter Hearst Helmsley Rating: * 1/4 El Hijo Del Santo made 911 submit to the Camel Clutch in 0:08:03. Rating: * 3/4 And since he won, he gets a shot at Robzilla El Hijo Del Santo pinned Rob Gilbert after a flying cross body press in 0:08:08. Rating: ** 1/4 (El Hijo Del Santo won the Heavyweight title.) Show #2 Four Corners Match: Demolition defeated The NWO (Paul Terry and Rick Sun), The Blonde Bombers and The Spanish Announce Team: x Ax beat Holmes after the Demolition Decapitation in 0:01:54 x Terry beat Jose via the PT 123 in 0:12:02 x Ax beat Sun after the Demolition Decapitation in 0:23:03 Rating: 1/2* (Demolition won the Tag Team titles.) [Russian Roulette] Four Corners Match: Ivan Koloff defeated Nikolai Volkoff, Boris Zhukov and Nikita Koloff: x Koloff beat Volkoff via the Russian Sickle in 0:08:52 x Koloff beat Zhukov via the Russian Sickle in 0:20:43 x I. Koloff beat Koloff via a flying lariat in 0:24:47 Rating: -*** 1/2 Elimination Match: Evolution (Batista, Randy Orton and Ric Flair) beat The Fabulous Freebirds and Terry Gordy 3 falls to 1: x J. Garvin beat R. Flair via the DDT in 0:16:14 x R. Orton beat J. Garvin via the RKO in 0:30:43 x R. Orton beat T. Gordy via a flying forearm in 0:32:00 x R. Orton beat M. Hayes via a flying forearm in 0:32:21 Survivors: Randy Orton, Batista Rating: * 1/4 [Loser(s) can't use the word Hunter in his name] Handicap-Match: The Head Hunters defeated Hunter Hearst Helmsley when Head Hunter #2 defeated Triple H by disqualification in 0:07:16. Rating: * 1/2 After the match, Triple H attacked the Head Hunters and then he hit William Regal with an ax to the gut. Eric Bischoff and Vince Russo defeated Brock Lesnar and Bill Goldberg when Bischoff pinned Lesnar after a small package in 0:08:32. Rating: -* 1/2 Mitsuharu Misawa pinned Jimmy Valiant with the Tiger Driver in 0:07:27. Rating: * 1/4 Toshiaki Kawada defeated Afa by disqualification in 0:05:21. Rating: DUD After the match, we got a challenge from the Wild Samoans to the team of Kawada and Misawa Bob Backlund and Balls Mahoney defeated Necro Butcher and Greg Valentine when B. Mahoney pinned Valentine with the Nutcracker Suite in 0:08:10. Rating: -* Eugene Dinsmore made The Genius submit to the Stone Cold Stunner in 0:04:47. Rating: *** {whoops... I messed up there.. } CLASSIC BLOOPER MOMENT! (from an old TNM7 match of mine) Hawk and Brian Pillman defeated Animal and Brakkus when Pillman pinned Brakkus with the DDT in 0:08:01. Animal suffered a back injury. He will be out for approximately 1 card. Rating: -*** 1/4 This is where I go all out on the Zombie idea. You see, It's Zombie Hawk and Zombie Pillman. And now we have Zombie Road Warriors. BRRAAAIIINS... WHAT A RUSH!! Jake Roberts is in grabbing distance. Jake Roberts dives for the keg, but he misses. The Sandman tries to climb the ladder. The Sandman is on his way up. The Sandman is half-way up. The Sandman is almost on top of the ladder. The Sandman is in grabbing distance. The Sandman has retrieved the keg. The crowd is giving The Sandman a standing ovation. Ladder Match: The Sandman defeated Jake Roberts in 0:04:25. Rating: * King Kong Bundy and Kamala defeated The Insane Clown Posse when Bundy pinned Violent J with the Avalanche in 0:00:48. Rating: -* 1/4 The Undertaker pinned Great Muta with the Last Ride in 0:08:17. Rating: *** 1/2 Sting and The Hurricane defeated La Resistance when Hurricane pinned R. Conway after a Shining Wizard in 0:00:28. Rating: 1/2* El Gigante pinned Brazo De Plata with the Choke Slam in 0:08:38. Rating: -** 1/2 Elimination Match: Hulk Hogan, Matt Hardy and Lita beat Stevie Richards, David Flair and Prince Iaukea 3 falls to 2: x Richards beat Hogan via the Stevie Kick in 0:16:37 x Richards beat M. Hardy via the Stevie Kick in 0:18:16 x Lita beat Richards via the Moonsault in 0:20:03 x Lita beat D. Flair via pinfall in 0:31:07 x Lita beat Iaukea via the Moonsault in 0:32:03 Survivors: Lita Rating: -*** No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Falls-Count-Anywhere Match: Sabu pinned Chyna after an Asai moonsault in 0:06:40. Rating: 1/4* Jyushin Lyger pinned George Steele after a dragon suplex in 0:07:01. Rating: -* 3/4 Darryl, Wendell and Chad Angeli defeated Los Villanos (Villano III, Villano IV and Villano V) when Wendell pinned Villano III with the DDT in 0:10:38. Rating: -3/4* Rob Gilbert hits El Hijo Del Santo. Rob Gilbert punches El Hijo Del Santo. Rob Gilbert is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Rob Gilbert hits a spin kick on El Hijo Del Santo. El Hijo Del Santo hits Rob Gilbert with a slap. El Hijo Del Santo nails Rob Gilbert with a slap. The Aztec throws Rob Gilbert a hockey stick. Rob Gilbert hits El Hijo Del Santo with it and goes for the pin. Masahiro Chono counts: One, two, three. Rob Gilbert is being booed like there is no tomorrow. No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match with Special Referee Masahiro Chono: Rob Gilbert pinned El Hijo Del Santo after hitting him with a hockey stick in 0:19:01. Rating: *** (Rob Gilbert won the Heavyweight title.) and in the end, I put the title back on myself. Screw off Santito!

I'm going to stab you in the face

And you fucked Alanis..