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Sportsbyline has a small head shot of him on their site Another Small headshot from the WO Website Here is a larger pic from a website selling the Wrestling Gold DVD series that Dave contributed to I should also note that there is a rather candid pic of Dave in short pants and a ultra-small T-Shirt floating around on the net from an online dating service Dave Meltzer submitted an ad to. If anyone wants to surf through CRZ's Site Bashing message board, you could probably find the link to Dave's personal ad and it's picture...

From his Raw Rant: <I guess the best way to sum it up is to note that if you like Kane, you probably like the direction they’re going with the show, and I’ll leave it at that. The problem is that HHH has already destroyed all the top babyfaces, so there’s no one left on top for him to be programmed with. Personally I’d have Austin trade Kane to Smackdown for Chris Benoit, which gives you a top babyface on RAW for HHH to get a few PPVs out of, and a new unstoppable monster for Brock Lesnar to slay. Plus Kurt Angle has historically gotten better matches out of Kane than anyone else.> That is really really stupid given that Kane being moved to SD would totally ruin his current storyline and force Kane back into the orbit of UT (who Kane should be totally kept seperate from in order to keep UT from sucking the life out of Kane's heat for his own vile selfish purposes). And Benoit can still get over/pushed on SD. Just fucking bury Big Show again and push Benoit as the grand-shit disturber in the Angle/Lesner love affair instead of Big Show....

Scotsman is the only person SK allows to make fun of him on a regular basis, mainly do to the fact that Scotsman is the only one of the original Smark writers who haven't abandoned the IWC for real lives and wives and will acknowledge SK on their personal website...

Those aren't SK's pics posted in that post. From CRZ's board as posted by Scotsman: "Actually, I've now switched it so that if you try and have the Scott Keith pictures on another server, you get an even ghastlier image; a picture of Scott Keith. OH TAG." regular links to the horribly grotesque images of SK, decked out like a fanboy in his Owen Hart T-Shirt: http://scotsmanality.com/4images/data/medi...scottkeith4.jpg http://scotsmanality.com/4images/data/medi...scottkeith3.jpg http://scotsmanality.com/4images/data/medi...scottkeith2.jpg http://scotsmanality.com/4images/data/medi...scottkeith1.jpg

So far Randy Orton has: Electricuted Goldust and made him stutter obsenities Played a critical role in helping HHH beat Kane, leading to his unmasking and subsequent rampage Beat Val Venus and Tommy Dreamer mercilessly Tossed Mick Foley down a flight of stairs "Single-handedly" allowed Chris Jericho to beat HBK Who or what next to be sacrificed to the "Get RO Over" campaign the WWE is hell-bent on?

What willl most likely happen is another bullshit sequence where Austin and JR jack each other off while Austin throttles Coach for no good reason except to remind everyone that JR is the King of Announcers in the WWE and everyone else is dogshit....

GB isn't fucking the boss's daughter GB hasn't sabatogued countless careers out of petty insecurity towards his spot GB wasn't trained by the masters of backstage manipulative bullshit like HHH was GB doesn't belittle his oppenents like HHH does via shoot comments GB didn't get his career made by a company sacrificing EVERY single wrestler possible to be sacrificed in order to get him the slightest bit over with the crowd GB doesn't fuck corpses in order to spread lies about other wrestlers being necrophilliacs in the storylines

I guess for SD we'll see more Brock/Big Show/Angle circle-jerking provided that the WWE still refuse to push Benoit as a world title threat. As for Raw, it really depends all on HHH and his wedding. If he takes a hiatus for it, expect GB to keep the belt in order to set up HHH winning it back after the wedding or at Royal Rumble. If HHH refuses to take a hiatus, expect Golberg to job the belt to HHH ASAP, though I wouldn't put it past the WWE to wait to Survivor Series in order to pull yet another SS Screwjob just to fuck GB over on his way out... If GB crashes and burns, expect GB to job the belt to Jericho in order to give HHH someone to job to him that will get him hard when he does it... Of course everything stated above could be thrown out the window if HHH decides to go to SD and reunite with Steph when they get married in order to avoid the Curse of Kevin Sullivan.

Actually in part three Leatherface fall into the swamps after fighting the token black guy and supposedly is torn apart by alligators but is shown to be alive when the girl and the black guy escape at the very end...

IIRC the deal was for: 1. HEAT on MTV 2. Promises of being allowed blocks on CBS's Prime Time schedule for Clash of the Champions-type specials (a promise Viacom imediately renegged on when the XFL flopped in the horrific fashion that it did). 3. Help and support for the XFL league 4. the WWE getting a large chunk of the advertising revenue that they make selling comercial time on Raw that they can keep without having to share with TNN

Currect sir..... The masked guys were "Ironman" Rob Conway and "Mr. Wrestling" Nick Dinsmore....I could recognize them cause I have the OVW DVD Were they in the full-body suits/hoods that were used by Edge/Christian/Chris Danials a couple of years back or did the WWE given these two guys new costumes so that people could somewhat recognize them under the Conquistador costume?

Anyone know who the Conquistadors were on tonight's Smackdown? Scott Keith suggested that they were most likely OVW rookies put under hoods (as opposed to the WWE hiring Chris Danials and another indie guy and having them wrestle under the hoods) so as to put them onto TV while protecting their OVW characters from being debuted on TV at the moment. So were they Seven and Travis Bane, who were announced recently as being given the call-up to the WWE a couple of weeks ago and now are playing interchangable masked mutes or some local indie workers given the hoods to wear and be jobbers for this week's Smackdown?

Uncensored Debate= Bischoff and Austin bitching like little girls over some trivial issue ending with Austin giving Eric the stunner and drinking beer...

Taken from 411Wrestling ------------------------------- WWE has announced the following matches for the August 17th RAW house show in Ft. Wayne, Indiana. The show will be part of WWE's pre-Summerslam "Unleashed" tour. Matches include: Triple H vs. Goldberg - World Heavyweight Title Match Booker T vs. Randy Orton - WWE Intercontinental Title Match La Resistance vs. The Dudley Boyz - World Tag Team Titles Match Steve Austin vs. Eric Bischoff - Uncensored Debate These matches indicate that WWE expects to have the above feuds going on in August.

1. Hyatte revealed that SK has applied for a writer's spot four times last year while back, which was pretty much confirmed by the fact that SK refused to respond to it (which given SK's regular habit of running over the CRZ's board to deny any charges made against him by Hyatte confirmed it for a lot of people) 2. I doubt SK has met Vince McMahon, which given his "Vince killed Owen Hart and I hope he dies a horrible death and burns in hell with Hitler and Pol Pot" diatribe in his book makes me think it's a good thing he hasn't met Vince since he would probably go berzerk and try and kill Vince while screaming "THIS IS FOR YOU OWEN!!!" at the top of his lungs... 3. Where was that picture of yours taken and when was it taken (since I've seen it before but never had a chance to ask you about it)?

SK is beyond hate, he's in "desperate, cut off my balls to try and appease my potential employer" mode when it comes to the WWE. He applied and was rejected four fucking times last year for a writing job and even castrated his writing style to the point that he utterly refused to criticize Triple H (IWC poster-boy for everything wrong with the company and coincidentally the boyfriend of the head of the writing committee in the WWE) at all during his massacre of the Raw midcard during the second half of 2002...

Wait I'm taking it too seriously? Wait isn't Fox and MLB telling everyone that "this time it counts"? Now who's really taking it too seriously? If it really counts put Mike Mussina or Gil Meche on the team. Fox only shilled that "This Time It Counts" BS because the All-Star Game usually doesn't do good in the ratings and they want big ratings for it...

Golberg and the WWE have a VERY, VERY shakey relationship with the WWE making it clear that they blame GB for not being a miracle draw while GB is paranoid that certain people inside the company (Read HHH) are secretly plotting to drive him out of the company by purposely booking him poorly in hopes to give the WWE a reason to keep him down and fire him...

Essentially Vampiro is blacklisted. He pissed off WCW in their final days and got fired and told Vince to go fuck himself during the Invasion when Vince refused to bring him aboard.

Manson was seriously campaigning for the roll but IIRC the estate that controls the Willie Wonka franchise didn't want Manson as Wonka and told him to shut up because it wasn't going to happen. BTW check out the video for "Dope Hat". It's Manson's take on the Boatride sequence and IMHO one of his best videos...

Can someone tell me what "BET Uncut" is?

Jo's subplot involed her pregnancy, as she got tossed down a flight of stairs by the abusive boyfriend of one of the cast members of Models Inc (which was introduced in the last half of Sesaon 2 before being spun-off into their own series). Both Amanda and Jo were heavily connected to the Models Inc spin-off as Amanda had to work out mommy issues with her mom (who ran Models Inc.) and Jo got dragged into the whole thing when Amanda hired her to be the company's photographer/go-between since Amanda refused to talk to her mom. While refereeing the fighting between Amanda and her mom, Jo befriended a young model who had an abusive boyfriend who hated having his girlfriend be a model and was constantly trying to get her to quit, leading Jo to intercede and arrange for her to break up with said boyfriend, causing him to toss her down a flight of stairs when he tried to drag her back home.

Yeah, a very, VERY loose spinoff. I have no time to dreg up episode guides right now but the premise was that on 90210 a character was doing work on Kelly's home (pool guy maybe) and Kelly had some kind of crush on him... Anyway Kelly and David (Jenny Garth and Brian Austin Green) make apperances in the first couple of Melrose Place episodes, thus rendering it a spinoff and the two shows are NEVER referenced ever again despite being in the same universe Steve A more detailed description: Grant Show debuted as his Jake character on 90210 as a grunt who helped physically set up the outdoor wedding of the parents of Kelly and David. In typical whorish fashion, Kelly tries to seduce Jake and the two temporarily become an item before Jake realizes that he's committing statatory rape and dumps Kelly. In the first couple of episodes of MP, Kelly drags David and Steve to find Jake and try desperately to win him back. Jake rejects Kelly and sends her and her high school friends packing before he ended up in jail. And interesting note in the recent MP E! True Hollywood Story special: when the first season was bombing in the ratings, Aaron Spelling's initial idea to save the show was do a 90210/MP cross-over and make MP more connected to the goings on in 90210. The other writers however wanted to sex up the show and move far away from the happy-go-lucky 90210 format and make it more of an over-the-top soap-opera type show. Spelling was swayed and led him to bring on Heather Lockler which ultimately kickstarted it's rise to the top....

IIRC he fell victim to the Clique, specificly Kevin Nash....

Only one person can properly play Venom and carry out Venom's psychotic witt and personality: Henry Rollins As for Brock, maybe have him be Venom's stunt double ala Ray Park from Sleepy Hollow...