EL DANDY~!

OK. Tell me the proper name for "Mr. Salty," that submission that Jericho put Scorpio in during the 4-way dance at Heatwave 95

Crandamaniac, that's SUCH a rhetorical question. Oh, and Dames, what's worse, Jordan dropping 55 in his return to MSG, or him having back to back 50s with bad knees like he did this year...?

^Likes LIGHTNING

Oh, man. Another match I must pimp the manliness out of. FUCHI/KAWADA vs. NAGATA/IIZUKA from 12/2000. This match is about the SURLY OLD BASTARDNESS of Kawada and Fuchi. Fuchi is approaching the T-Rex in the jurrasic timeline of aging, and he doesn't give a fuck about the greatness of Nagata or the toughness of Iizuka, as he and Kawada kick the CRAP out of poor little Iizuka (who makes Ricky Morton look tame in this one), and then when it's Nagata vs. Kawada, they whoop each other's ass as I watch in glee. The high kick trade-off was SO choice, and it was SO awesome, that I was just waiting for somebody's head to land in the 3rd row. Fuchi is JUMBO SURLY in this match, as he stands on Iizuka's head and just smiles so EEEVILY that I weep tears of joy. Tears of joy for professional japanese wrestling. The fact that this match ends in a draw probably suits the match. And the fact that there isn't a Kawada/Nagata match after this match REALLY deprives me of another opportunity to watch great wrestling. I want the rematch. I want it now. When Fuchi dies, bring him back as a pile of bones and let him stand on Iizuka's face again. In the words of the DVDVR Playboyz, GET ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL OF THIS!!!

This is what I like about it. Instead of having Mrs. Baba run things, and turning them over to Mutoh, Mutoh might be headstrong enough to make sure something between him and Misawa actually goes right. I just hope it doesn't end up being something like a GHC AJPW Triple Crown Unification Match or something, because lord knows we wanna see Misawa and Mutoh face each other at 40+ years old apiece. But with Chono and Hash in the mix, and since Chono is a shreud man and Hash has cared a lot for the biz over the year, this sounds more intriguing than good. Hope not all those egos get in the way, or Puroresu is in big trouble in Japan...

Your NEXT SMACKDOWN! TAG TEAM CHAMPS, Faarooq, D-Vonn, DAMN...OH TESTIFY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My goodness. If it comes down to Angle/Benoit vs. Los Rudos Guerreros in the semis, I will cream my pants and EVERYONE WILL KNOW ABOUT IT.

"NOW CAN YOU DIG THAT..." (Jericho stops him from saying it) 40 minutes later... (Jericho starts walking towards the ring for his match) "...SUCKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" OH...MY...GAWD!!! That has GOT to be the funniest shit I've ever seen, and did they hear Scott Keith's plea or something? He said he'd like to see Booker say that and then say SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAA hella later in the show...funniest. segment. currently.

^has to be wrong since he's hardcore...and stuff

But isn't the Excalibur a more vicious head bump?

Maybe they need to go the Tracy Smother's route and turn Big Show into an FBI member...

Yeah. So what the hell? I mean, really, does ANYBODY think HHH is a heel? Really? Flair is with him. So what? It's crap.

^HAS LATINO HEAT

So anybody remember Mutoh busting out Cattle Mutilation on Osamu Nishimura during the Unification of the Tag Titles last year? Funniest shit I've seen in a while. Anyways, I wanna know what makes an Excalibur different from an MD2. Anybody?

If Knoble=Benoit, then Guido=Malenko, dood. C'mon...oh, and I LOVE the REDNECK MESSIAH~! He rocks my fuckin world, man.

This can also fall under Scott Keith's personal little quote: "I love shoot comments that aren't supposed to be shoot comments..."

OK. I bring da MAJOR FUCKING PIMPING for the greatest singles match ever...take it to the MUTHAFUCKIN BANK. In the midst of frenzy unforseen by me and probably anybody else watching the match, Kawada proves he's the most STOIC MUTHAFUCKA ALIVE by not even cracking a smile of moving anything on his facial expressions until the match begins. The surrealness of all the fans chanting Kawada or Misawa in unison at the same time is so great, that it shows that the crowd is more torn than a Tommy Lee/Pamela relationship. It's so great, that EVERY move done has a purpose, every little kick, every elbow, it's as if a story had been handed down from generations past and these two are making it look so unbelievably awesome that I'm awestruck. The slow motion I have on the commercial tape further emphasizes this greatness. The neck bumps are brutal, the stiffness is absolutely awesome, and the big moves are done to the best of both wrestler's ability. If Misawa busted a Tiger Suplex '85, this would have been MORE the ULTIMATE match it already is, but he saves that for later on down the road. You are NOT a fan of wrestling if you can't find this match as nothing less than an OUTSTANDING MATCH. I won't rate it, because I believe it will soil the actual rating it deserves.

What I meant by a poor man's Malenko is that since he's gone, he can bring technicality to the Cruiserweight division.

You know what's sad about the football thing??? It's true...

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE put Little Guido ON SmackDown! NOW! He's a poor man's Italian Malenko!!!!!

^has good eyes

Dames...tell me if this sounds good... Let Heyman put up montages and have somebody in a deep voice say at one of the matches with Rey... "A man from your past will be revealed." Rey looks puzzled and then at Royal Rumble, in his match with Jaime Knoble, let him beat him cleanly with the West Coast Pop. After the match, let the man say in his voice... "The man is revealed..." ...and have Dragon attack from behind, whooping his ass all over the ring and busting him HARD with a Lygerbomb. Let him use a chair and bloody Rey through his mask. This will get both him AND the CW title OVER for once...and let Dragon beat him and work towards a match at WM 19.

*grabs bacamelman by his hair and KICK WHAM STUNNERS him* JR: BY GAWD! THAT STUNNER BROKE HIM IN HALF!!! Let the party begin...

^probably is a schoolgirl

Dames...will you apply for the storyline writer job at WWE?

Ditto. So maybe a mod can rename this thread to say..."A Smart Conversation"