EL DANDY~!

-If you live in Grenich, CT, you too, can someday become a world champion, fuck the boss's daughter, and have long blond hair like a Playboy playmate. -If they ain't real, no deal. -If you intend to wrestle, make sure that you are taller and weigh more than your boss. -If you intend to main event, make sure that half the muscle in your body is watered down. -If you intend to be a superstar, wrestle until you are 55 or so even if the crowd doesn't give a damn. -If you come from Canada, you WILL be screwed over. And last, but certainly not least: -If it doesn't fit, you MUST ACQUIT!

For those of you who know I write over at 411, didn't I just write a similar article less than a week ago??? I'm just wondering, becuz (nothing against Kenny, he's my boy), but that sounds a WHOLE LOT like my article.

OK. So...it has started. To tell you the truth, I'm kinda just...well, unaffected. The 5 o'clock PST deadline passed, and I'm just sitting around watchin TV, still. Not watching the news, of course. You guys, after all the anxiety, with the war actually started...anything different? You feel more anxious now? I'm just waiting for that day in the next three weeks when they say that Baghdad is done for and Sadaam is done for. That's all that's changed for me.

^should give me all his non-Chyna wrasslin tapes

TIMMAY...for obvious reasons.

1) Mr. T 2) Tajiri 3) RnR Express and the Heavenly Bodies. If not the Bodies, then the Midnights. 4) Tom Pritchard 7) I don't know 10) The Undertaker

June 17, 2002 RAW in San Jose, CA-Yes, the week after Steve Austin walked out. Also, the first round of the KOR tourney started up, with X-Pac and RVD having a GREAT MATCH to get the crowd going. I remember my camera fucking up on me...also included was a Brock/Booker T main event, where Brock advanced. Vince McMahon came out, had a beer, and then left it in the middle of the ring for Stone Cold's rememberance. Benoit and Guerrero whooped Ric Flair's ass. In a dark match, I saw Prototype (John Cena) vs. Shelton Benjamin. I think Benjamin won with a roll up. I remember Benjamin hitting a SWANK reverse spinebuster on Prototype that popped the hell outta me. Also, the nWo went wild when Nash, Big Show, and Shawn whooped somebody's ass, I forgot who...oh well. I remember it being a great event and such, but I was too far away and my camera fucked up for me to have a good rememberance of the event. After the show, Rocky and Brock fought a little bit, because Rocky was the surprise that showed up since Austin walked out. This show made me realize that they were truly serious about turning Brock into a big star, and that he was getting the belt down the line, because there is no way the match between the two was gonna be anything more than a title match.

Way back when in this thread, the one member who didn't come to the WWF with Kaientai was then known as Shiryu...you all might know him as Chris Benoit wannabe KAZ HAYASHI. Thank you, now where the fuck is my cookie?

^dood...< should be the only one allowed to use it, because < IS EL DANDY~!, duh...

^marks for legendary opera/fashion rock band Queen

If ^ had ^ way, Timothy Dalton would be Bond in ALL of the movies...

See Chono. See Kobashi's face. See Chono kick Kobashi's face. See Kobashi's head turn as he starts to see stars. See my face smile at the greatness...

^one who watches for Gimmick Infringment

^can smell what the Juice is cooking.

2-1 odds that it's done in 3 weeks

^likes to play whack-a-mole

Five more from me: 1) What was the name of Edge's submission finisher that he used from time to time? 2) Who did Eddie G face the night of his "high school reunion," where he fought in his tights, but kept the tie on? 3) Kurrgan, who was one of the oddities, is known today as...? 4) Who came out with Head Cheese at WM 2000? 5) Before Taker won the belt this year, when was the last time he held a WWE World Singles Title?

^marks for the soothing sounds of Yanni

^is constantly pinning weirdo bands on <

New set of five from your boy Timbo: 1) What was the order of finishes in the 3-way match at WM 2000 between Benoit/Jericho/Angle, who pinned who, AND, who got what belt? 2) What was the last PPV that the British Bulldog ever wrestled at for the WWF, and who was in the match? 3) What was the finish to the Sasuke/TAKA match at Canadian Stampede? 4) What wrestler(s) today has main evented both a WCW event and a WWF event who is in the WWF right now. By main event, I mean LAST MATCH ON THE CARD... 5) Who has the shortest WWF/E Title reign in history?

^100% RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUDOOOOO!

East Region (16) Gwen Stefani (8) Jennifer Connely (5) Rachel Stevens (4) Naomi Watts (6) Aishwarya Rai (3) Charlize Theron (10) Tia Carrere (15) Angelina Jolie South Region (1) Jennie Finch (9) Paulina Rubio (5) Natalie Raitiano (4) Denise Richards (6) Alicia Keys (14) Anna Kornikova (7) Estella Warren (2) Sarah Michelle Gellar Midwest Region (16) Eliza Dushku (9) Asia Argento (5) Heidi Klum (13) Victoria Slivstedt (6) Christina Aguilera (3) Liv Tyler (10) Emmanuelle Chiriqui (2) Jessica Biel Southeast Region (16) Alyssa Milano (8) Beyonce Knowles (5) Shannon Elizabeth (13) Penelope Cruz (6) Mariah Carey (3) Katie Price (7) Heather Graham (2) Liz Hurley West Region (16) Shania Twain (8) Faith Hill (5) Kylie Minogue (4) Cristina Scabbia (11) Jennifer Aniston (14) Jennifer Love Hewitt (7) Angela Gossow (2) Angie Harmon Northeast Region (1) Andrea Corr (9) Lisa Guerrero (5) Monica Keena (13) Torrie Wilson (6) Katie Holmes (14) Katherine Heigl (7) Salma Hayek (2) Rachel Weisz Southwest Region (16) Jennifer Hedger (9) Janet Jackson (5) Emma Caufield (4) Tyra Banks (6) Trish Stratus (14) Mena Suvari (10) Halle Berry (15) Kimberly Kelsey North Region (1) Brooke Burke (9) Natalie Portman (12) Laura Prepon (13) Charisma Carpenter (6) Jennifer Lopez (14) Jamie Pressley (7) Carmen Electra (2) Nicole Eggert

^is correct...but there is no harm in a guess

^should be because it's one of Benoit's better matches, believe it or not, and he only does one ACTUAL WRESTLING MOVE in the entire match, which is the finish. Believe ^ <, you want to see that match...

1. Smoked?-no 2. Been drunk as hell?-no 3. Screwed someone of the opposite sex?-no 4. Screwed someone of the same sex?-no 5. Shoplifted?-yes 6. Lied?-yes 7. Betrayed a friend?-yes 8. Been to jail?-no 9. Smoked weed?-no 10. Done LSD?-no 11. Done any other illegal drug?-no 12. Given oral sex?-no 13. Recieved oral sex?-no 14. Screwed something not of the human race?-no 15. Screwed something not alive?-no 16. Cheated on someone?-no 17. Used someone?-yes 18. Paid somone for sex?-no 19. Been paid for sex?-no 20. Played strip poker?-no 21. Skipped school?-yes 22. Skipped school to get high/drunk?-no 23. Danced naked?-no 24. Danced naked in public?-no 25. Flashed someone?-yes 26. Mooned someone?-yes 27. Kissed someone?-yes 28. Kissed someone of the same sex?-no 29. Held hands?-yes 30. Hugged someone?-yes 31. French kissed?-no 32. Had sexual fantasies?-yes 33. Had gay/lesbian fantasies?-no 34. Stolen money?-no 35. Stolen money from family?-no 36. Stolen drugs from family?-no 37. Been convicted of a crime?-no 38. Dated someone because you heard they were 'easy'?-no 39. Had someone date you because they thought you were 'easy'?-no 40. Been called a whore?-no 41. Been called a bitch?-no 42. Watched porn?-yes 43. Taped porn?-no 44. Watched porn you taped?-no 45. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle?-no 46. Screwed someone in a moving vehicle?-no 47. Used sex 'toys'?-no 48. Tried to kill yourself?-no 49. Tried to kill someone else?-no 50. Told someone you hated them?-yes 51. Told someone you loved them but didn't mean it?-no 26...yep, I'm safe...