EL DANDY~!

^should be because EVERYBODY knows that TITO~! had what it takes and that sometimes, just because you can't turn out to be a boy-loving pale-faced pop icon, doesn't mean YOU DON'T HAVE TALENT.

Who have both gotten their asses handed to them by BROCK LESNAR.

^FUCK MICHAEL. Everybody knows TITO~! was the talent in the group...

I doubt any of you has seen the only other major movie she has been in, called "Wish Upon a Star" Typical "I'm the hot girl in high school and my sister want to be me" movie. My GAWD. I wanna hit that now. And Dames is GAWD for that picture, and for those who think he isn't...

^we ownz on the pimpage

*clears throat* Joshi fucking rules. Aja Kong should wrestle until she's 60. I would still watch her.

Sounds like HHH 3:16. No. HHH 3:16 sounds like this... "HHH 3:16 says-uh I just-uh whooped-uh upon the boss's-uh daughter's-uh ass-uh to hold-uh you-uh down-uh."

^*big pimpin, spending cheese...we be...big pimpin on B-L-A-Ds*

Louisville and Texas Tech are two of the most underrated teams in the landy, baby, alongside Creighton and California. Look for these guys to make an impact very soon.

FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK. Benoit got the most heat tonight.... he jobs on Sunday. FUCK.

I want my Dawn/Torrie casket match now...

Matthew Lillard

PURE GOLD BAY-BEE! Oh, and the new guy is Red Dog, DEAN. And also? I say Dr. Death because DeMott uses the Doctor Bomb. Not even DeMott using a DANGEROUSSSSSSSSSSSSS BAAAAAAACKDROPPPPPPPPPPAH could make me love him...Benoit used "Toothless Aggresion" and I am STOKED. Steph definately went commando. New Steph immunity test: Watch, but mute. Simple yet appealing.

Bill DeMott=a sucky version of Dr. Death. There, I said it. He can suck my hairy Al Wilson wanna-be pussy-stomper.

So many bad movies... let's go with...D2: The Mighty Ducks

However, I am going to say this. Mariucci inherited a team that the MANAGEMENT fucked up with. Rice, Owens, Hearst when he was good, Garcia, ALL on the same team, and they DONT OFFER RICE A CONTRACT. Mariucci never got to the Super Bowl because he never had the talent on both sides of the ball like the past great teams of the Niners dynasties. However, his performance in TB was disheartening to me as a fan and to anyone else watching that game. If that game was the game that decided his job (which none of us are really sure of), than he certainly did more to warrant his firing.

I saw some of it. I hadn't watched MMA in a LONG time, and the last one I did saw involved Mark Coleman getting KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT. So him winning was cool to see. Kerr seemed troubled by many things. That and Fujita KICKED THE CRAP outta him. It was a good documentary. I liked it.

^would get drunk with said cousin, TSA, and me if I was a couple years older

He's a legit 6'6" 350 lbs. He's a guy who has done a FLYING HEADBUTT in competition before. It looked pretty good, too. Outside of a couple of clips, I haven't seen too much, but Mutoh is sold on him. Big, black, and can punch your lights out. That is why he's teaming up with him on the Wrestle-1 PPV.

^needs to tell me when he'll be on

^TESTIFY!!!!

Fuck yeah. Been the last two years and I'm loving this lineup. Dropkick Murphy's, AFI, The Ataris, Less than Jake, Pennywise, Rancid...I'm getting tickets RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

^should AIM ME for a change...dammit

RAW Moment of the Decade-No contest. It's Owen's Tribute Show. Say what you want. They did what they could. RAW Superstar of the Decade-Stone Cold Steve Austin. RAW Match of the Decade-It's Owen/Bulldog vs. Michaels/Austin. Close second would be "RAW is Quad I" and third goes to (NOBODY remembers this) Sasuke/TAKA from the night after Canadian Stampede. Four words: Space Flying Tiger Drop RAW Most Shocking Moment-Austin/Pillman-Gimme the gun. Second would be Hart's profanity promo and then MICHAEL'S promo from the 11/10/97 RAW, where he basically runs down Hart after he was told not to. RAW Best Mic Skills/"Gimme the Mic"-Fuck Rock. Jericho, Jericho, JERICHO. RAW Sickest Bump-Mae Young through the tables. I shit you not. YOU take a bump like that after you turn 70. RAW Diva of the Decade-Sable. Sable was forced out. Sunny...well, she barely squeezed out the door.

^probably works on computers or some shit like that