EL DANDY~!

<not a pimp...but pimpISH. ^loves the music

Eager, that ain't the same K-Kwik, man. He turned into a good little competitor over there in TNA. Don't diss "The Truth." Dames and bps will go apeshit all over you...

Fuck yeah. Give the WWE a TRANSLATOR already. Gerwitz can suck the donkey choad. Allow Lyger to swanky swanky the goodness all over RAW...and bury HHH.

^would probably love to be on "Oz"

I know I would kill see Eddie rudo all over Lyger. In fact, I wanna see the Lyger rudo vs. Eddie rudo match right now. Fuck the tag titles. Let Lyger come over and work for ONE FUCKIN WWE MATCH, and then let Vince fucking DROOL all over it. And Eddy is your true and one god and don't let that crazy hair fool ya...he's still Latino Mack Daddy Heat. And the death of Mack Pimp Daddy Al Wilson is an abomination. The fact that the only mack on the entire show is dead now makes me wanna turn off SmackDown! forever and ever. But then I see Team Angle and Benoit and Los Guerreros and Matt Hardy and Brock Lesnar and I wanna shit myself over my giddyness.... And Bill DeMott sucks Albert's hairy carpet muncher.

<would Kawada somebody in the face for ^

HE ain't gone yet...what the fuck gives?

^needs to regulate

Siaki's move, by the way, was the Viagra Driver. That move is the finisher for one Magnum TOKYO, who fucking rox.

And she could have made a woman's division in WCW, but, of course, they went all Bill Watts in the Tag Tourney and didn't let it happen...another reason why WCW sucked...

Must I completely ruin the movie for anybody who hasn't seen it? I'll just say that Clooney and Pitt and Damon went up my A list for the time being. I'm gonna go buy the DVD like right now. Excuse me...

Hamlet

<does that to people... ^looks like my friend Scott, and is currently winning my "Who IS the bigger prep?" contest...

^poppin his MUTHAFUCKIN collar right now...

<fuck yeah he did ^You seriously turning that shit down?

^would let Zack jump on her back, yo

^needs to tell me his AIM name

^should book RAW

^would take me over TSM in a beauty contest...for some reason

^would get smoked by my knowledge of wrestling moves and their proper names

-I miss everything Ric Flair did before Hogan came into power in WCW. His little heel shtick was so ON and just so right that nobody could even touch it. Anybody who tried to copy him could come no closer. -I miss when somebody would could hit in the leg, and OVERSELL IT. -I miss Hennig going over the top on a right hand. -I miss it when 15 years ago, talent was based on wrestling ability and not the fact that you could cut a great promo. No Japanese wrestler EVER had to cut a promo and because of their wrestling ability, most wrestling fans agree that their wrestling is better than North American wrestling. (pardon, UNITED STATES wrestling) -And I truly miss the days when wrestlers got enough time to tell a story, whether it be 5 minutes or 55 minutes. Now-a-days, you can never tell a story in a match. It's ludicrous.

There is a hell man

^knows that SBTB knowledge should be common fact <Meant to say two years for THE COLLEGE YEARS...

I really hope the NOAH team does lose. I mean, it's LYGER AND KANEMOTO. If they lose, there truly is no hopes in hell...

<Would win said pageant ^needs to tell me why SBTB only got like two seasons...