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I've been tweaking my style the last few weeks so should I send you a new sample or have you read some of my recaps I've posted links to?

You know the deal: Click to read the best RAW Recap going today! I hate to sound like a broken record, but when are we going to find out who the new RAW Recapper is?

Personally it has nothing to do with whether it's live or not. As long as they still bleep out cussing it doesn't feel live to me anyway. If I don't read spoilers Smackdown feels just as live as RAW does.

I hate to say it, but I've just had no motivation to watch Smackdown lately yet I don't miss RAW...but then again I write a RAW Recap so I can't miss RAW.

Yeah injuries happen but they shouldn't be happening in matches because someone doesn't know how to not hurt the other person. Injuries happen in life. If someone shoots you by accident because they don't know how to use a gun, does that make it OK? That's going a little far. I don't care that he may have injured someone. I care that WWE is constantly signing no talent wrestlers while good ones are floating around out there wanting a shot at the big time. Like this Japanese guy they just signed that everyone is saying is horrible. What was the purpose of even signing him??

Then count me out.

Are the listening skills of smarks really getting this bad? Austin said earlier (paraphrased)- "I'm going to be the special guest enforcer, which means anyone coming down to the ring before, during, or after the match I'll consider committing an act of physical provocation." -I'm not here Oh I'm sorry I didn't realize Austin could just change the rule like that...so why didn't he do that before? If Austin just had to say "that's physical provacation" then why is he even worried about getting rid of the rule??

So we ignore the fact that Austin wasn't provoked?

Oh sorry...didn't realize he was waiting until the right opportunity to stop sucking. Maybe he's like Greg Valentine, but in his case it takes him 10 matches to start getting good?

I never heard about that. Are you sure you're not thinking of Brock?

Austin: "Sorry HBK it's time for the real star of RAW to talk so go back with the other wrestlers"

Hasn't Heidenreich been in UPW and OVW for a while? All the more reason for us to be mad. They've had a chance to see that he sucks and they still called him up.

How is he dressed like Vader?

Did they say Henry can dunk a basketball?? I'd like to see him try!

Could HBK make it any more obvious that he's slapping his leg??

Lately I agree that RAW has been better, but that's mostly because of Vince overkill on Smackdown. I thought you gave up on WWE Banky?

I think we're just more mad about the fact that WWE signed another dangerously green hoss instead of someone talented.

So Austin is condoning interference during a match and taking away from whats going on in the ring?

Last week was his first match in WWE.

Heidenrice should do a Ludwig Borga gimmick.

Whoa! New move for Victoria!

yeah, thats just what RAW needs. Midget Wrestlers Not a midget wrestler...just a manager. Since he's a midget he can't see over the ring apron and never knows what's going on in the match! It's gold!!

So do we find out what "Little Johnny" is tonight?? If it's a midget I'm marking out!

John showed Trish his "Little Johnny"???

JR saying "We don't have spanktravision in Oklahoma...just Sooner Football" has made my night.