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Imagine Gore reciting that speech with his shaggy beard, unkept tie and shirt, leaning on the podium, holding a bottle in a bag and slurring his words...it comes off pretty naturally! I feel bad that the guy seemingly lost his mind after the election, I used to think he was a pretty rational, moderate, honest yet dull and colorless person, but he's turned into Howard Dean's unbalanced liberal lunatic brother...

If you 2 are going to have a beef, take it to HD and it better be kosher...because that might violate someone's religion... Thanks I'll be here all week...

I'm really not so good at this, but I'll try... WHOOSH~!!! How was that?

Bullshit. And you know it. This is the best they can do. Hell, at least they're trying. Oh come on, if we put our fingers in our ears and hold hands (hard to accomplish at the same time, I know!) this will all go away! There's no terrorists, they're not plotting! It's just a government ploy to SCARE us into re-electing that despotic monarch of ours. Those pictures I posted are not even real people! What a joke! ... As horrible as it is to say, I don't know how many more September 11ths are needed before some people get their heads out of their asses...

I'm speechless. It's like Hunger4Unger only with less compassion for humanity! I mean really, these 13 year olds forced into sex were paid well... enough to buy bread for their starving out of wedlock children, at least! That's capitalism right there! Meanwhile terrorists are being force fed PORK...PORK I SAY! Is there no justice!?!

TOTAL NONSTOP ACTION WRESTLING TO HAVE MAJOR “IMPACT!” ON FOX SPORTS NET May 26, 2004 (Nashville, TN) – Total Nonstop Action Wrestling “Impact!” debuts June 4th on Fox Sports Net and is scheduled to be televised on 100% of the FSN regional networks and affiliates which total more than 80 million homes. “Impact!” will be filmed at Universal Studios @ Universal Orlando Resort. “We are very excited with the tremendous support of all the FSN regional networks for the debut of “Impact!,” Dixie Carter, President TNA Entertainment, LLC said. “This opportunity with FSN gives wrestling fans an alternative in basic cable wrestling programming and showcases our unique brand of wrestling to a nationwide audience. “Impact!” will also be picked up by Comcast Sports Net Philadelphia & Comcast Sports Net Mid-Atlantic. Below is a list of airtimes for Total Nonstop Action Wrestling Impact!: FSN Bay Area Fridays at 3 p.m. FSN Chicago Fridays at 4 p.m. ET/3 p.m. CT FSN Midwest Fridays at 4 p.m. ET/3 p.m. CT FSN Ohio Fridays at 3 p.m. FSN South Fridays at 3 p.m. ET/2 p.m. CT FSN Southwest Fridays at 3 p.m. FSN Detroit Fridays at 3 p.m. FSN Florida Fridays at 3 p.m. ET/2 p.m. CT FSN New York Tuesdays at 2:30 p.m. FSN North – Minnesota Fridays at 3 p.m. FSN North – Wisconsin Fridays at 3 p.m. CT/2 p.m. MT FSN Arizona Fridays at 4 p.m. PT/3 p.m. MT FSN Northwest Fridays at 3 p.m. FSN Pittsburgh Fridays at 3 p.m. (*starting June 11) FSN Rocky Mountain Fridays at 3 p.m. FSN New England Fridays at 3 p.m. FSN West Fridays at 3 p.m. Comcast Sports Net – Philadelphia Saturdays at Midnight Comcast Sports Net – Mid –Atlantic Saturdays 4am The alternative for the true wrestling fan, Total Nonstop Action Wrestling prides itself on delivering quality, family programming that is clean, innovative, cutting edge and with the high-risk, high-flying athleticism that TNA Wrestling is known for. Available on pay-per-view every Wednesday night at 8pm ET/5pm PT on iN DEMAND, DIRECTV and TVN as well as Viewer’s Choice, Bell ExpressVu and Shaw PPV in Canada. Total Nonstop Action Wrestling “Impact!” Friday’s at 3pm local on Fox Sports Net. “Impact!” también será transmitido en español por el canal de audio secundario SAP. For more information, log onto www.nwatna.com. Contact: TNA Wrestling Brad Bernstein Trifecta Entertainment (615) 254-3333

YOUR Al-Queda All Stars....ugly suckers, aint they?

Sounds like the perfect setup for the movie "My Big Fat Crazy Iraqi Wedding"!

UPDATE: As someone who had someone close to him undergo the same procedure, I wish the Jarrett family all the best, and hope Jerry's recovery goes well.

HUGE NEWS for those in Philly! Here is a response I got back from Comcast Sportsnet: and as further confirmation... I think Saturday at midnight is a better timeslot anyway. So, Philly fans can watch Impact at 12 midnight every Saturday. And according to a previous post, DC/Baltimore can catch it Saturday morning at 4 am....um...I guess set a tape at least

Bumping this because as far as I know these links no longer work. Anyone else know where to hear WOL replays? (RRR do you know if this source changed their locations?) EDIT: I don't know why this is in the WWE folder, thought it was in general wrestling, so if a mod wants to move it they can.

Actually I read that he belongs to a radical left group and has always hated Bush. I'm too lazy to look that up but I'm sure someone else will...

I was at the O's game when they taped him throwing out the first pitch. We got to come down to the front and hold up signs and everything. Pretty cool. Oh, and it has a TNA spot in there, got to love that too!

I think 12 year term limits all around are most fair, (2 terms senator, 6 terms Congressman, 3 terms President). The idea is to get new people in and out so the system doesn't become corrupted with career politicians with connections to certain interests...

They kept sinking our ships. Um, unless my history is screwed up, didn't Germany declare war on US?

Yeah, update: As reported earlier, TNA Impact! will not be airing in the Philadelphia market. In addition to that, the show will air at 4AM on Saturday mornings in the Baltimore/Washington, DC markets. The reason for this is because that market also does not get Fox Sports Net and instead has some FSN programming aired through Comcast Sportsnet. Comcast has opted to air Impact! at that timeslot. Also, parts of Orlando, FL (where Impact! will be taped) do not get Fox Sports Net and thus will not get Impact! Credit: PWInsider.com So...I guess that's better than nothing. I'll just have to set tapes when I'm home...sucks though that they won't get any viewership besides those that already know about it...o well...

Here is what I have sent to both addresses above (subsitute DC region for Philly for the other): Hello, I have read that Comcast SportsNet Philadelphia has opted not to air Total Nonstop Action Wrestling "Impact!" debuting June 4th, 2004 and airing every Friday at 3:00 PM on Fox Sports Net. I am hoping this is untrue. If it is, I urge you to please reconsider, being that our region does not make Fox Sports Net available and thus there is a reliance on Comcast SportsNet to make FSN shows available. On behalf of the fans of TNA who have looked forward to Impact!'s airing I would be greatly disappointed if Comcast SportsNet decided not to make this program available to this region as it currently does with many other FSN programming. I'd appreciate a prompt response to this inquiry. Thank you. Again, I urge all of you who live in either area or just want to help to send similar emails to the stations. Let's make ourselves heard. We still have time... Philly: [email protected] Mid-Atlantic (DC area): [email protected]

TNA's new Fox Sports Net show, Impact!, will not air in Philadelphia, PA. Fox Sports Net does not air in Philly. Many of FSN's shows are picked up by Comcast Sportsnet in Philly, but Comcast has opted not to air TNA. Philly is the #6 TV market in the country and is also traditionally a very strong wrestling market. Credit: PWInsider.com OK, Im pissed. I live at school half the year with Philly cable, and the other half with DC which also has Comcast Sportsnet, so it looks like I can't watch Impact! at all...ever. I encourage everyone who lives in both the Philly and DC areas (or doesn't but wants to help) to email [email protected] for Philly and [email protected] for Comcast Mid-Atlantic (DC area) and express disappointment in their decision not to pick up Impact! and encourage them to do so!

Same questions that Bobby Heenan and Paul E. got! I liked Cornette's answer to "never" though!

It's like Mirror Universe Cartman...

boy that guy sure is fat, eh?

Are cicadas tame --- or just REALLY dumb? -=Mike Dumb. Good lord, they're dumb. They can't even fucking FLY correctly - they just sort of bumble around aimlessly until they fly into something, fall on their back, and just lay there until something comes along and eats them. But these things are fucking EVERYWHERE here in Northern VA, right outside of D.C. All day long, you can HEAR them - this odd, high-pitched whine which is, I suppose, their mating call, which sounds oddly like the weird noise the giant ants made in the film "Them!" It's only going to get worse, too, as they're about to enter into their most disgusting stage soon - dying by the thousands. The streets in my neighborhood are already littered with their brittle corpses. And the evolutionary purpose of this species, is what exactly?

My thread! My precious thread...

Yeah and... Johnson 4 other scrubs would look real nice in Baltimore too!