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ChrisMWaters

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  1. Heidenreich used the...BLACK...HOLE...SLAM!
  2. BTW...for the record, I think this is the second time the "Classic" Taker entrance has been used outdoors. First was WrestleMania 9. A case can partially be made for WrestleMania 8 as well.
  3. Aww, Taker didn't bring out the full Taker gear.
  4. You don't know foley. He only wrestles if he gets a Major Payday...He's limiting his matches and he'll be damned if he does a match on a novelty show. Which is why I think he needs a job of doing commentary for Heat. Foley/Coach would be a fun commentarry team, I believe.
  5. Because by the end of the match, Foley would just be a melted blob on the mat.
  6. You know...Foley would make a good Santa if Rankin Bass did another stop-motion special like Rudolph, Santa Claus Is Coming To Town, and Year Without A Santa Claus
  7. Yeah, but then it couldn't be aired on TV.
  8. CACTUS CLAUS! HO BANG BANG HO! ...sorry, had to do that.
  9. I think Angle has said that the gold medal he wears to wrestling events is actually fake. I believe he keeps the real one in a safe location. That one looked like the real Atlanta one though...with the dark band to hold around the neck and such.
  10. Hometown Challenge against Saddam Hussein! Well, that would definately get him a face pop.
  11. Something I don't get. Why did Angle bring his Gold Medal to Iraq?
  12. Yeah, but he wasn't WWE Champ at the time.
  13. He'll get laughed at, if the beekeeper suit has anything to do with it. They should have JBL do like he did with the neck brace he wore this past year, and have the hat on top of the outfit. BTW, bad news: JBL is a better WWE Champ than Lesnar. JBL actually went to Iraq. Lesnar didn't.
  14. HEY! One of the troops had JBL's Belt!
  15. I wonder how hot it is over there right now...
  16. Lilian the ring announcer? This show has improved by +5 Already!
  17. That was different. Taker wasn't in "Classic" mode...so lighting didn't matter.
  18. And once again, it starts with Vince McMahon. ...he's got to be sweltering in that business suit.
  19. This should be interesting to see...how weird Taker's entrance will be outside. This is the first time since WrestleMania 9 Undertaker's had an outside entrance, right?
  20. Hey, if HHH could do it to Chris Benoit, I can do it to Citrus.
  21. Or they're keeping things secret so the show will get a higher rating? Doubtful with Undetaker/Heidenreich but still.
  22. I mentioned him. Pay attention, kid!
  23. The camera opens up to inside a lavish, extravagant mansion, cozy, decked up for the holidays and ready for Christmas. In an easy chair, wearing red pajamas and a black robe, as well as holding a glass of wine in his hand, is "The Icon" Max King, for some reason all smiles. "Evening everyone. It's me, the man you secretly know that you want to cheer, "The Icon" Max King." he states. "Well, Slay Ride has come and gone...and unfortunately, Korgath needs a lot more training. Before anyone says anything about me losing, however, let me remind all you brain deads out there that I was not pinned, Korgath was. But that's OK, I'll train him a bit more...but it may take a while due to him being a bit slow in the head." King smiles wider though. "However, the night wasn't a total loss. After all, Kelly regained the title belt that she shouldn't have lost in the first place, and looks DAMN good in gold, if you ask me..." he says, picking a picture up off a table that's next to him: of Kelly Connelly, posing nude with her hands covering her breasts, and the Women's Title covering her...er...lower area. "Remember boys, she's MINE, not yours!" King puts down the picture now, and has a more serious expression on his face now. "But I'm not here to gloat about Kelly's victory right now. Right now, I have very important business to attend to. As you all know..." King looks disgusted about something that he's about to say "Landon Maddix is now the SWF World Heavyweight Champion." he finishes, shaking his head and quickly chugging the wine, as if to wash down the taste of that statement out of his mouth. "Now, normally I would have just come right out and challenged him for the belt immediately, however there's something that I'm willing to do in sacrifice of an immediate title shot. You see, while Maddix did win the World Title, he still was the ICTV Champion at the same time, and from what I've heard, the SWF Board of Directors and Championship Committe are deliberating on whether he should keep both belts or not." King stands up now, moving closer to the camera. "Higher ups, I'm going to make that decision simple for you: a very worthy superstar needs to steal the show with the ICTV Championship belt. And that person, obviously, is me. After all, I was the last man to hold that title, and was screwed out of a victory by Maddix's cheating ways. As such, I am the ONLY man in this company right now that deserves to be the ICTV Champion once again. I am asking...no, scratch that. I'm DEMANDING that you IMMEDIATELY strip Landon Maddix of the ICTV Championship, and return it to me, declaring ME the NEW ICTV Champion for a second time!" King goes back to sit in his chair. "Think about it, people. But remember, you do NOT want to make me mad. So you BETTER have that title to me by the new year, because if you thought I've been causing chaos before, wait till I'm through with all of you if I don't get my way." King now smiles, picking up another glass, this time with champagne. "Oh, and Merry Christmas." he concludes with a smile on his face, as the camera fades out.
  24. YAY! I'm in the top 5! ...no Women's rankings? ^_-
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