ChrisMWaters

Anglesault...though they didn't mention this on TV...how's this? Kurt was upset seeing Eddie gain so much popularity by Lying, Cheating, and Stealing while Kurt was injured, when he preached the three I's. This is his way of getting revenge for that. Not the best, but it still would be a REASON.

They had the thought that would be impressive that he had to get by the man who beat him for the title first, THEN compete in the Rumble Match. EDIT: Plus, my secret theory about how Michaels and Lesnar are the same person, just after different phases of body development. Think about it...have we EVER seen HBK and Lesnar in the same place at the same time?

Just curious...how old is Chavo Sr?

WRONG! There's no logical purpose for Angle to be anywhere near this, so automatically all the segments have no purpose. What should they be doing with Angle, though? Feuding him with HBK in a feud like the Jericho feud last year. That would be great, BUT you do realize that HBK would go over, thanks to the backstage politics on Raw with him and HHHis buddy, right? He's not going over in this feud either. But he won't be made to look inferior in all ways, like he would feuding with HBK...which was the OTHER point mentioned that you so CONVINENTLY ignored.

"I'll KEEEEEEEL you, Superman. ODELAY!

Big Show will eliminate himself when Jake the Snake comes in the ring after being eliminated, tossing Damien into... Oh wait, wrong 7 foot plus, 500 pounder.

Heyman with Lesnar... Just like old times all over again!

...did I hear right... Did they just say that The Cat is in the Rumble Match?

I still wanna know why Chavo Sr. is dressed like a pimp. JAKE THE SNAKE! WITH ALICE COOPER!

They don't like you very much, apparently. We're starting with Mysterio vs. Palumbo.

Here we go...the start of Smackdown. ...why did Chavo Sr. wear a pimp outfit in his image?

Cause it's a dumb song that made it to WrestleCrap? OK, seriously though, I don't know. I didn't get why "Man They Call Sting" didn't make it either.

And thus, a legacy begins.

I beg you to bring a "SPARK PLUG SUCKS!" sign. It would bring a tear to my eye. Not sure if I will. At least when he was still the racecar driver...I had a soft spot in my heart for Holly. PLus, on camera, he's related to my goddess. ^^

I'm going...and I'm going to proudly hold up my "LESNAR IS THE REAL WORLD'S CHAMPION" and "TEAR A QUAD!" signs during Last Man Standing.

Do you mean the one HHH has or any Raw Title? If you mean the one HHH has...never. If you mean ANY title...I think the Women's Title's most recent change.

Maybe it's something like Spike telling the Dudleys that "During matches, I want to do things on my own. Don't help me, no matter what." ...just a thought.

Marvin: Probably will be Taker...but I have to say this... I wish the guy in your signature was still alive, so HE could enter the Royal Rumble.

Dames...small nitpick...but you forgot to put a star rating for Goldberg/Test/Steiner.

He and Crash won the tag titles from Rock and Foley.

Just making sure, which Undertaker Feud are you mentioning?

Storyline explaination: Holly is crazier than Undertaker.

Nope...last year was 90 seconds. It probably will be again this year just so they can fit all the matches on the card (and they may STILL have to drop the CW title match to Heat or something). As long as they don't do like the 95 Rumble match then we're cool.

So what? Brock has already shown that he can handily beat him. The POWER OF REVENGE~! doesn't make him anyone other than the guy Brock squashed a year and a half ago. In wrestling terms, it does. See Hogan to Bundy.

The story's been pulled off well enough, but... it's Bob Holly. I think that's what I was trying to emphasize moreso than the booking. Big Show is getting crippled, and hiring protection, and Lesnar is running... from Bob Holly. No no no no...you see, that's where the thinking is mis-interpreted. You see...Bob Holly has long, dark hair, is less muscular, and loved racing as much as wrestling. However, when he holds up the mystic chair dipped in the river of Mississippi, and utters the phrase "By The Power Of Mobile!", he changes. Changes from average wrestler BOB Holly to tough as nails fighter HARDCORE Holly. He loses hair and hair color, but gains muscle mass. BOB Holly couldn't take on Lesnar, but HARDCORE Holly might be able to. I mean, HARDCORE Holly has victories over Rock and Mankind...