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For proof of that point: HHH and X-Pac's King of the Ring Tournament match.

Getting back to the Royal Rumble...any hopes for it with past years? Personally, I want to see Spanky play the Hurricane to two main event players' HHH and Austin ala 2002 Rumble.

*cough*IRONY*cough* Steiner can't wrestle anymore. All he can do is a clothesline, an elbow drop, camel clutch, and a belly to belly. They shouldn't have hired him as he only has one working foot. That didn't stop them from hiring Kerry Von Erich back in the day. Or Zack Gowen now...

Do Bobby Heenan or Gary Michael Cappetta's books count?

They still haven't catered to the creepy furry people (no, the Albert push doesn't count) or done tentacle rape, and a few other weird fringe fetishes either, though. *bashes you over the head to stop giving WWE any ideas.

That and Captain Lou's ...which makes the time he DIDN'T have it weird.

Well, I've been calling Goldberg the Beta version of Brock Lesnar for a while now. So it would be Alpha Version (Lesnar) vs. Beta Version (Goldberg)

And we haven't even touched upon some of the bad WCW PPVs, the WOW PPV, and Heroes of Wrestling... The WOW PPV had a good thing going for it though... BOBBY HEENAN!

Yeah, like throwing garbage in the ring has ANYTHING to do with WCW going out of business. Every wrestling event I've been to...hell, every SPORTS event I've been to...has told you not to throw stuff to where the athletes are performing. It's a courtesy to the people performing.

Let me ask you something...if you were in their place, would YOU be happy about it? Would YOU be happy about someone endangering your career? Or are you too blinded just because it's your version of Satan that you don't care?

Disorderly Conductors kinda sounds like a fusion of the team High Voltage and the team Disorderly Conduct. ...High Voltage...that's a team I've not heard in a LONG time...long time.

Yeah, freedom of expression is fine until someone slips and breaks a limb. VERBAL freedom of expression at a show is good. PHYSICAL freedom of expression is how someone can get injured if you're not careful. That's why at the last few wrestling events I was at, they urged the fans not to throw anything in the ring.

Little Conductors. [He IS the A-TRAIN, after all]

The only thing I'm hoping from these spoilers is true is that Heyman is the new GM. THAT, my friends, will be cool if true.

O_o Except for the Heyman part, I hope you're joking around.

Not really If Raw can have two GMs in Austin and Bisch, then there's no reason why SD can't have Austin and Heyman as co-GMs. and jesus Heyman/Austin interactions will be great stuff... It'd be REAL great (but doubtful) if they brought up thier WCW and ECW pasts respectively. Remember, Heyman used to MANAGE Austin in WCW.

YES! HEY-MAN! HEY-MAN! HEY-MAN! HEY-MAN!

I think you're supppossed to fuse Batista and Orton together to get HHH. Batista and Orton fuse together for form BORING Like I said, HHH. ^_-

I think you're supppossed to fuse Batista and Orton together to get HHH.

...Mae Young and Moolah was a match on my Birthday that year. AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH! Oh, and I like how Trips vs. Snow is so high up the card.

This seems like it might have rocked. Ah, but notice how times have changed... They actually let Angle PIN HHH in that match!

...why have two Raws to happen on my birthday both had weird stuff on them? And for those that don't know about the weird thing on the 2002 edition...two words: Katie Vick. For 1996, it was the HHH/Mero thing.

If I wanted to, I could take that statement, knowing how much you like Chyna, and make it sound like you ARE a fucking psycho. Maybe he's trying the Vince McMahon cloning program that I heard about a while back. THat's where all the rumors of others taking over the Undertaker and Ultimate Warrior roles started up, I believe.

No, Paul Bearer follows Taker on a Tricycle. Why not just the sidecar? Cause it's funny to picture fat old Paul Bearer on a Tricycle.

No, Paul Bearer follows Taker on a Tricycle.