Your Paragon of Virtue

Bah. One would assume such things. I am funny/witty/cool. Of course, like sarcasm, it's hard to detect on the internet. My English teacher told me that my writing skills were bloated and self-absorbed, and I'd imagine she'd be right. So yeah. If having a job on a message board makes you feel better, than you are by no means "cool". You don't seem very funny or witty either. I can bench 310 pounds Motherfucker Im not fat Im just a big guy I ain't no pussy so watch ur mouth~!

I'm going to feel bad for you when you realize that you wasted all that time thinking and writing that, and it was still as gay as if you had written it with a pink pen on Lisa Frank stationary. Rico > You I didn't need to make that up, it actually happened. You need to learn to stop making an ass out of yourself at every opportunity. This isn't the first where you've gone out of your way to nitpick something I've posted. Calling me gay? Right.

What's wrong with you people? Pick a woman who's actually, you know, sort of, kind of attractive. I mean really.

I remember when I was seven at school I fought this guy, and one of his gay bitchz cam from behind and kickd me from behind in the gooch, yet my balls hurt, and I wondered why, because I wasnt hit near my balls, yet they hurt, I was like what? than I saw that the gooch feelings are connected to balls' feelings so I was like okay and my balls hurt and he thought he kicked me in the ass but he kicked me in the gooch so my balls hurt but not dick which I wondered after but I realised dick isn't sensitive like balls man it hurt but I was just seven next day we was all friends HOORAY~! we ate PB and Js and had fun playing soccer baseball.

Discrete mathematics as in abstract algebra and geometry is where it's at. You learn that shit in college? What's it called, (Insert name here)? LMAOZ Good one.

That's why I said for those who have seen BOTH. Obviously the newer is loved by more since more have seen it. I'm not an idiot I know that. What I'm wondering is if those that have seen both mostly think the first one is better?

Whoa Mike is old (or I'm just young), and I just noticed that he felt the need to rip Choken twice. He probably didn't realize it either. I've been getting a lot of telemarketer calls recently. I have to find a creative way of fending them off.

Vanessa Carlton - Thousand Miles Telepopmusik - Breathe Lil Jon - Get Low

I haven't seen either, but I'm assuming the original is universally preferred by those that have seen both?

Cleopatra was white. She was Macedonian, she and her family only ruled over the Egyptians following the conquests of Alexander. The Ptolemys certainly weren't black. Beat me to it. Also, she was not as beautiful as legend has it, and was actually fairly average. Just sayin'.

I have no idea what Exo-Squad is, but I'm more interested about the Sonic and Mario references.

Originally I was gonna make this a topic about how ridiculous it was to have Yoshida back out because of an injury he "suffered" in August when he has three months to heal. I mean honestly, I won't get into it, but we all know the deal. I also think it's even stupider to make Busta an addition, as he has already lost and you better hope he doesn't win otherwise it will make this whole GP a joke, as if it wasn't already, what with all the injuries and controversies surrounding who was picked, etc. You knew they had to find an excuse for Yoshida to get out, and an injury suffered in the previous match seems all too convenient, i.e. WORK. I feel empty and bitter inside. Some other news, Vitor is rumoured to have the next shot at Randy, and from what I've heard he is preparing intensely. While it's not official, he's signed with some big company in order to focus on the fight and has even postponed his wedding. There are admittedly no sources for this one, but it seems likely which is why I included it. Finally, I'd like to talk about Cro Cop's opponent at Bushido. We all expected a big wrestler for him to fight, so he could show off his ground skills in an effort to hype up his match with Fedor, we expected a guy with a CHIN~! so he could just knock him out like he's done with everyone else, or we thought he'd simply fight a aging but big name fighter to gain a rep with that idiot in the booth (I don't care to remember his name) ala Goodridge and Fedor. What we didn't expect was.... DOS CARAS JR~! That's right, he's fighting a PRO wrestler with NO credibility. He's not used to fighting on the ground, but rather through the air, lucha style. (If I'm wrong correct me I assume all lucha guys fly through the air). Best part is he will fight in the mask! Can't wait to see it, it can't do anything but make MMA look like a joke, and on top of that we might actually see someone DIE. These sources are backed up on certain websites taken from Sherdog (except the Vitor one, but that is likely anyways), so if you have any information on how reliable the site is and how wrong I might be than tell me so I can be called a loser for not doing it properly, and banned thereafter. I'm out.

I forgot, this guy isn't even the legend I thought he was, he's like the legend's son, hence jr. I'm surprised he's even got a 3-2 record, as I wonder what his competition has looked like. http://sherdog.com/fightfinder/matc...fm?matchid=3903 Fucking sick.

You're right, I remember Gilbert Yvel said it wouldn't be smart to stand up with Tyson if they fought, yet he calls everyone a coward for not standing up with him when they fight. Add to that that he's not exactly the guy to represent MMA in any sort of way and you find that he's a complete douchebag.

In my defense, I never made up the thread title. I heard it from someone else believe it or not, people are that stupid. Obviously Tyson would beat Ortiz in a boxing match, I never denied that. But that's like saying I could beat Shaq in a free-throw competition. Does that make me a better basketball player? Obviously not, which is my point when discussing MMA and Boxing. If you wanted to go by a "street fight" as you like to put it, Ortiz would still rock him because he would just take him down and sub him. I hate "street fight" stories in general because they're used as substantial facts when it's nothing more than bullshit. Bas Rutten has a good quote regarding street fights but I can't get to it right now. I was prompted to make the thread because I read an article on ESPN where Simmons felt that the UFC would never go anywhere unless they made it more striking-oriented and got rid of the wrestling as no one would want to see two guys roll on the mat. Sadly, he might be right.

It's weird how Arlovski had like a 4-3 record yet just obliterated Vladimir who was coming in at 12-2. Just a little thing I noticed. I'm officially jumping on the Jim Carrey bandwagon now.

Well now you just jinxed it ass.

This is too fucking morbid for me. Yikes.

I thought he was kidding for a minute, but the fact that he was completely serious is a little scary. I'm too cynical to believe that someone can be so naive.

He did feel bad for what he did and tried to take his own life. In no way did he feel he was getting rewarded for this. Read the article a little closer next time. He tried to take his own life because his lawyer would have told him there was little chance of him getting the death penalty he was asking for. Furthermore, he didn't come clean with what he had done initially either, he tried to blame it all on Al-Qaeda. He "brutally hacked" his own daughter to death for seeing someone of an opposing religion and denied responsibility until two days later when I'm tipping he tried to top himself after his lawyer told him that's the only way he was going to heaven on his own terms. Perhaps it's not I that needs to read the article a little closer. Wanting to die and being placed in heaven is an inherent contradiction of "saving his skin". Since saving his skin was placed in the article, I'll trust that. He obviously can't back up his own ridiculous "honour" code if he can't finish the job and take his own pathetic life. I can read just fine.

Only when everyone is so sick of the Church that they have to reform... and keep their reformed ways until everyone's sick of them and they have to change a century or so later. Islam has complete control over its societies. So does Christianity... just in a less brutal way and a more "we'll be the right and you are wrong because of original sin so always listen to us" sort of way. Christianity changes. Christians, by and large, do not WANT to run a country, nor do they wish harm on those who believe differently. -=Mike You're speaking of fundamentalists. Christian fundamentalists are pretty bad too, and have been known to be even worse in the past. Islamic fundamentalists don't represent Islam, so please don't generalize everything to make it easier for you to understand.

Shut up you dipshit. I'm seventeen and not a dipshit.

He did feel bad for what he did and tried to take his own life. In no way did he feel he was getting rewarded for this. Read the article a little closer next time.

He sure seemed very respectful of other people's taste in music right there he sure did.

Nothing at all. Why bring it up. Nanks' musical favourites include Saliva, Linkin Park, and Good Charlotte. he started a "recommend something to me" thread a while ago. i recommended "venus in furs" and he got righteously pissed off, calling it the most god-awful crap he'd ever heard. He was right. Nanks, you can't ask this board about good MUSIC. If you wannt know about good NOISE then ask away. You're a Red Sox fan. No wonder you're so naive.