Conspiracy_Victim

Could also be called NCAA: Jackie Sherill's Adventures in Coaching.

How about Morgan and Everett to SD for Linebrink and Khalil Greene, then Greene and Lidge for Tejada? I figure Baltimore will want some offense to offset the loss of Tejada and I figure Greene's more likely to provide it than Everett. The only problem I have is if Baltimore wants someone like Hunter Pence. I can see them wanting him thrown in and I'd be hesitant to throw in someone who at 22 has moved up the traditionally slow Astros minor league system. It wouldn't be a dealbreaker though IF the Astros can get Tejada to agree to an extension.

Do all the black PSPs get blown up by a bunch of old Space Invader and Pac Man arcade consoles firing cannons at the end?

Not completely. I consider myself at least a decent player and the first thing I do is create my old college as a cupcake and build them up. Usually I can get 5 or 6 wins against a fairly decent schedule my first season. That leads to a small bowl bid, a bump in prestige, more recruiting points, and the rout begins. This time I went ahead and kept a schedule against 10 middle of the road schools and a couple of schools just outside the top 25. I got smashed. Won 2 games. Had to go to the option offense and run the clock just to keep some scores respectible. But, I managed to get a pretty decent 4* QB through the pipeline. Halfway through my second season and things are going a bit better. Pretty sure I'm about to get the top rated DE on the board (nice 6'4" 260 pound pass rusher) during the inseason recruiting (one of my favorite recent additions). Downgraded my schedule and I'm 3-2. Just not enough team speed. Doesn't bode well for the second half of the season, when the teams get harder. Just hope I manage to get some wins together before I end up fired at the end of my third season. Winning season is a definite possibility. A bowl bid, not so much.

I love the 40 test. Apparently they don't handicap your player for weight, since I had a 6'3", 290 pound defense end run a 4.41. Recruiting doesn't seem too different from last year. Catching is a helluva lot more consistent, but the AI still has the annoying fucking habit of being able to throw it over your DBs whenever it wants to. Going to have to experiment with the sliders and see if I can fix it. All in all, I'm glad I found it for $29.99 at Fry's. Worth it.

Rockets traded some cash and a bag of practice balls to NO for Kirk Snyder. Also agreed on a 3 year contract with last year's 2nd round pick, Vassilis Spanoulis.

Yes, in the more "sophisticated" cities. I'm assuming you're being sarcastic. Otherwise, the thought of certain nonmetropolitan areas being considered more "sophisticated" than Houston, Dallas, or San Antonio just because they disagree with how someone feels about a wrestler is laughable.

I'm surprised Yuna didn't post this one.

Anyone think Vince will accidentally let too much stock out onto the market, allowing for a smark hostile takeover of the E? That would be pretty funny. We could raffle off who gets to tell Vinnie "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRED!", who gets to push HHH down the card, things like that.

*makes inappropriate "Big Show as champ" and "Great Khali" bomb jokes here*

The scene when you first go into the bathroom nearly knocked me out of my chair. Wasn't expecting it at all. The sanity effects were cool. I never ran into the "Gamecube error" or the game erase ones, but I like how they ramp up from having the eyes on the pictures and statues following you up to the fake death and other effects. Good to see they didn't let a lack of sales (for what was, admittedly, a poorly marketed game) kill what could be a promising series.

No Umaga and AAE, but by God they're going to get the Spirit Squad and *airhorn* on TV this week!

He's been taking voice lessons from Ken Kennedy, but not doing it nearly as well.

EXCELLENT job Downhome. I salute you.

No matter how bad Raw has gotten, I have always let my DVR record all of Raw just in case there's something important. Tonight, I had to turn it off because I just don't care and I don't want this polluting the hard drive. Good job, writers.

At least Miz acknowledged he fucked up. He still sucks, but it's always good to see people admit their mistakes.

Get this shit off my TV. If I want fake titted chicks, I've got Cinemax.

Hmm. Diva Search + no Umaga appearance yet = trouble I hope their health insurance is paid up. Jamaal's not the most careful guy on the planet.

Nice job by Lillian on the Samoan Drop. Did they both just turn heel on her because she turned them both down?

Did the entire crowd go take a piss or something? Took the missle dropkick to wake up the crowd.

Think the Diva Search will include a game of Guts? I don't know...I'm thinking a game of Double Dare. This isn't meant to one-up you with old schoolness, but remember Legends of the Hidden Temple? That game was awesome. That huge setup for the final event. The kids needed to be friggin' track stars to make it through. Back to the show, they're just going to go ahead and make Candice a lesbian?

Who will then turn on him and beat the crap out of him again. Seriously though I can just imagine the writers getting rid of the Eugene gimmick by having DX getting him a girl. They come back later and find Eugene acting "normal" and the girl passed out on the bed. Sounds like crap, but then again this is the company of necrophilia.

Big Show vs, Ric Flair in a hardcore match? When did we enter the Twilight Zone?

Yeah, Mick needs to learn there's a time and a place to succumb to his Melina fixation. An emotional promo against Ric Flair is not the time or place.

They're not great wrestlers, but something about the Highlander's basic moveset appeals to me. Except for the kilt straddle. Ric didn't try to take Maria for a ride on Space Mountain? It must be serious.