Conspiracy_Victim

My, the crowd is really starting to get into this one now. That is NOT the Unprettier JR!! That is a Slop Drop!

Eh, it's probably just Hawk doing some stupid crap and a couple of events with some remote "commentary" from Kenny and Vic. At least, it better just be that.

Trish can choke me anytime. Part of me at least.

SHE'S EXTREME! SHE'S EXTREME! OK maybe not.

Godzilla uncensored? Geez, sounds like he/she/it does a graphic monster sex scene with Mothra or something.

If you organizers want to assign me another team I'll take it (as long as it isn't the Titans, thanks for staying in GerT). I'll do what I can with it.

I'd just like to say that Roger Clemens is now 3-0, and ERA in the range of 0.85, and 19 K's in 20 2/3 innings. The team is batting .300 and Bagwell, Biggio and Hidalgo have all started hot, which is unlike them. 9-4, 1st place in the Central, and won 7 of their last 8. OK that's all I've got you can go back to your Yankee/Red Sox discussion.

Still in.

Are you saying that you DID NOT toast a load over top of it when Jackie appeared on your screen? Unfortunately, being neither a virgin OR 45, I was able to resist the temptaion to immerse my television set in viscous man chowdah and wallow in the horror/ecstacy that is WHORULON Jr.. Vicky on the other hand, may be able to overcome my valiant personal defenses if she really tried. You realize that Whorulon will be back as soon as there is a THIRD lady on Smackdown. *cheers* Well there's always the rumor Sable, the evil glue of WHORULON (much like the chewy nougat of a Three Musketeers) will return soon. Damn I never even noticed the lack of eye candy, leathery or otherwise, on Smackdown until DEAN mentioned it.

Are you saying that you DID NOT toast a load over top of it when Jackie appeared on your screen? Unfortunately, being neither a virgin OR 45, I was able to resist the temptaion to immerse my television set in viscous man chowdah and wallow in the horror/ecstacy that is WHORULON Jr.. Vicky on the other hand, may be able to overcome my valiant personal defenses if she really tried.

DEAN, do not mock the Black Adder DVD set. I have not been this angered since your crack on Hampden-Sydney frat boys lo those many recaps ago.

Of course not. That's just stupid. He'll have amnesia. Yup. Lost in Cleveland '04. Seeing as how it went over so well the first time. In the mean time we'll get Vince: "We need to appoint an interim GM while Kurt recuperates.." From backstage comes a screech like a thousand harpies crying out in pain, and all we can hear is: "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MADE ME THE NEW GM OF SMACKDOWN!" Mirrors will crack, dogs will cring and start bleeding from the ears.

Kind of a delayed "thump" there. Now chokeslam Torrie! Go ahead no one's going to stop you!

Nope and in his 15 year Career...has only suffered ONE injury...that took him out for 6 weeks. I thought the broken leg kept him out longer than that, like 3-4 months. Huh.

Belly-to-belly from behind? Cole is hilarious sometimes.

You have any idea how much it would be to repair all that damage....idiot. That's what the rental insurance is for. "Do I want the extended coverage?" *looks over and see a distraught pissed off Big Show crying in a corner* "Yeah, I'll go ahead and pay the $7."

wait I meant that at least he didn't slice his arm in two. Although it looked like it hurt like hell when he kept punching the window and it wouldn't break. Dude what is this, Mark Henry's feats of strength revisited?

At least Show didn't Goldberg the window.

Booker's finisher is the Book End? I thought it was the Axe Kick. Although since he's heel (i.e. no Spinaroonie) I guess he needs an alternate finisher.

Spike's gettin' all roided up. Better be careful Spike you'll break 160 some day.

Well the first hour was nothing to brag about, but it picked up with the comedy of Rico/Haas and now Eddie/Show. *Applauds* There we go! I don't like much about Smackdown myself recently (namely the thought of JBL headlining a PPV) but I just try to focus on the funny, 'cause that's about what we get nowadays. I'll take what I can get.

In that case, I'll grab a dustpan, broom, and mop and listen for the huge bang when what happens, happens.

That armwringer/slam looked like it would hurt more than a chokeslam.

*prepares the intervention* Everything'll be OK, AS. Just breathe deep and take it one day at a time.

What religious group pissed off Vince to bring about Mordecai? *waves goodbye to 1,004 and his seemingly incessant SD bitching*