Conspiracy_Victim

Yeah that always pissed me off. I'd work up to a powerhouse level program and then schedule a brutal schedule with everyone from the top 5 and a Big 12 or SEC schedule, go undefeated and I'd wind up #2 behind USC.

You look like you've got the right stuff to be a great wrestling writer! Please send a resume to: Vince McMahon Titan Towers Stamford, CT

Hmm.... #1 Contender Jeff Hardy is looking more and more like a possibility. Edit: Fuck. Forgot about Randall. That's not a sensible pick.

There's nothing wrong with that........:pulls up porn collection: I think BL is vastly underrating Kira Reed.

They're priming the pump for Stranglehold. Buy the PS3 version and "Hard Boiled" is included on the disc.

They've got to learn not to smile when Vince is on his way to getting blown up.

Most of the audience just went "the who?" Took me a while to remember that HBK/Jannetty started out as the Midnight Rockers. I thought JR mixed up The Rockers and The Midnight Express at first.

Whats the date of that? Jesus I could watch that all day and laugh every time.

The "Midnight Rockers"? Am I missing something? The World's Gayest Tag Team!

Speak of the Devil, and he shall appear. TIME TO WATCH THE LAME!!

That gets the main event spot. It's been a long time and my memory of the event is a bit hazy, so I have to ask. Does smoking weed make your pets talk to you? If it does, I may have to give it another shot.

Someone needs to quickly add Jeff's blown WitW to that "Don't try this at home" spot.

That was a classic. Jericho's stting there with the Walls on someone and I'm pretty sure he would've laughed at Randall if it wasn't on TV. That was up there with the "Phantom Bulldog" on Jackie.

Second spot repeat of the match. Peat, meet Repeat.

He's eating at McDonalds everyday in protest of having to job to H pretty soon. If that was a valid excuse King Bookah would look like Big V by now. Oh my God Jeff is dead.

Hey, it's Mr. Jobber! Jobber! I hate what they've done to him since they moved him to RAW.

They could bring over Indian Eric Bischoff. Lord knows they need someone to do Randall's promo work for him, and IEB already has experience with translating wrestlers into English.

Someone make sure Cowboy Bob's not "bleeding from the mouth". /window seat on the express train to Hell please

So, Randy's going to beat up on the Rhodes family until....? Too bad Dustin's in TNA Orton could've had the hat trick.

He's cutting stoned promos from a bath tub now. He whipped his cock out and it won the cruiserweight title. From what I've read, it had a little green jacket and hat on at the time. Finlay pulls it out from under the mat when he needs a pick me up.

While you're at it, how about the plethora of mediocre/bad Wayans brothers movies? I enjoy "Major Payne" and "The Great White Hype" as much as the next guy, but Blankman? Come on.

At first I thought Lashley was trying to DDT himself, but I guess it was all right. Looked like he really drove Carlito into the mat.

Can everyone agree on if he's Cody Runnels or Cody Rhodes please? JR and the tech people seem to be at loggerheads over the issue.

Welcome to the upper midcard Mr. Lashley, please enjoy your stay. It still beats Jericho spilling coffee on Kane. Edit: They remixed Lashley's theme? The beginning made me think that Lashley going to rip off Regal and become a Man's Man.

Jeff is FRUITY FRUITY FRUITYFRUITYFRUITY.... FRUITY!!