Conspiracy_Victim

Eh, I had a feeling Affleck was going to get over when I went to go see PH. The movie was at his high point and Bay had already had him going over Bruce freakin' Willis in Armageddon. Josh Hartnett didn't stand a chance.

The Wraith... Hmmm... Undead drag racing Charlie Sheen, right? Never saw it (was only like 10 or so when it came out I think). Might have to fire up LimeWire and dig around a little bit. I think it's safe to say that I never thought I'd be trying to find tracks by Lion on the internet.

I can live with that I thought Welker was doing it? Welker's actually going to voice Megatron in the game, so I guess they are going the "star power" route. I don't mind Weaving (I'm pretty sure he can do menacing), but if you've got Welker hanging around and willing, you've gotta use him. Missed opportunities. All the talk about the soundtrack made me dig around and find it for my Ipod. I forgot how much I loved "Dare" when I was a kid. Lion did a pretty good version of the theme too, even if it was a hair-band rendition.

Shit you oughta see the hospital my sister used to work at as a media relations person. Very Scrubs-esque. You'd be surprised at the morbid sense of humor most doctors have, and what practical jokes they're willing to pull with various medical exhibits/instruments.

One of the surgeries was irritating me (gotta fix up at least 3 patients in 10 minutes or you fail) so I moved over to EBA for a while. Came back, and the mission was no problem. I guess sometimes you just need to back away and take a break. Now I just need to beat Jumpin' Jack Flash on Sweatin' difficulty. Just can't move the stylus fast enough.

I still can't believe that they're calling his running powerslam a "Dominator". DAMN! That was a crappy Pounce on Umaga as well.

It's like the crowd is waiting for a run-in or something. Well, they've kind of woken up now.

The crowd REALLY doesn't give a shit about this match.

Guess Edge isn't going to take a couple of weeks off.

He was one of the lumberjacks in the pre-WM match last night.

This is a strange matchup. A clash of styles if you WEEEEEEEEEEEELL.

The "noble savage" Indian goes on a justifiable killing spree against the evil genocidal Nordic white men. Hollywood is having a collective orgasm on opening night.

That's what I got from the comment. NTTAWWT.

I want to be Vince right now. All we need is the Benny Hill music.

Please tell me he has a Trump-esque toupee on. Why is Cryme Tyme hanging with Eugene? They trying to con him out of his lunch money? BEST. RON SIMMONS. MOMENT. EVER.

HBK's a.....tweener....now?

Well holy fucking shit. Oh God, are we looking at Cade/Murdoch tag champs? Nah, it's got to be the Hardys.

I think, if Cena/Michaels win this battle royal, WGTT will just come out and try to beat down a supposedly weakend champs to get the belts. That's how I'd do it With the ending being Shawn SCMing Shelton while Cena FUs Haas, of course. /WWE writing staff

Bagging groceries somewhere I think

Holy crap, a Dave Taylor and Steven Regal appearance! Edit: So much for that.

Yeah, but Simon Pegg dropkicking a granny in the face in that "Hot Fuzz" commercial might be one of the better things I see on TV this week.

You mean those two little guys? No, those OTHER two little guys.

So now Shawn and Cena squash all 3 shows' tag teams rosters? Edit: Please tell me this does NOT end with Orton and Edge getting the belts back,

Why's that? It makes sense that an idiot wrestling savant would navigate towards an '80s wrestling star. They lost a "losing team can't ever tag again" match what, a couple of months ago? After which Eugene beat the shit out of Duggan?

D & D gone. Boo.