Nevermortal

Since when do Superheroes represent a country? And what kind of ass-backwards flag match is this?

I think you might be thinking of Pat Boone.

I played Fight Night 2004 yesterday. Using the right thumbstick to punch is the most awkward control scheme ever. No matter how hard I try, I will never get used to that. EVER!

The only redeeming quality of that entire angle was when Ed Ferrara imitated JR and Dr. Death gave him a Homicidal Backdrop Driver.

Michael Moore is fat?

The money is tainted because I peed on it.

Why has my life sunken to such depths? [note: show is free]

Way to fight the system.

So terribly generic.

Who doesn't like poop? I mean c'mon, what's your fecal fantasy?

Please amuse us all here.

This is my baby, and quite frankly, I wish I had aborted it via suction curettage.

Help, I'm Repetition Randy aka Kyliejunge I win

What are you implying? Proper punctuation is a virtue, you son of a bitch.

Whenever a moderator enters a thread, the "Enable Smilies" and "Enable Signature" things at the bottom of a quick reply change to the color of the mods name. Amazing.

Nevermortal, that is. Not ^^ I didn't mean that. I'm actually a second-generation ripoff of a ripoff. because I think that might be too many characters. Someone help me out there.

No, I am. That's what I type to log in.

Hey Eagan

Now you've gone too far, you diabolical swindler.

Who?

Fatal error: Allowed memory size of 8388608 bytes exhausted (tried to allocate 40399 bytes) in /home/virtual/site4/fst/var/www/html/sources/Topics.php on line 942 Why must you try and silence me with your error messages?

LIES

Why is Wilson Phillips on TV right now?

Kotzenjunge (2:08:37 AM): If the mods didn't care... Kotzenjunge (2:10:20 AM): WHOA! Kotzenjunge (2:10:24 AM): Don't post the moderator part! Nevermortal (2:10:34 AM): Oh, IT'S BEEN POSTED Nevermortal (2:10:39 AM): YOUR SECRET IS OUT, MR. SPOON. Kotzenjunge (2:10:40 AM): No, seriously. Kotzenjunge (2:10:49 AM): The rest I don't care about. Kotzenjunge (2:10:53 AM): But that mod part has to go. CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111ONEONE11!!!!

Kotzenjunge (2:06:14 AM): Want me to actually make up a spot for you on the roster page? Nevermortal (2:06:27 AM): Yes. Yes I do. Nevermortal (2:06:34 AM): Team Nevermortal: An Army of One Kotzenjunge (2:06:39 AM): Bump that. Kotzenjunge (2:06:48 AM): Banky and AoO didn't get that, nor do you. Nevermortal (2:07:03 AM): This is no fun. Kotzenjunge (2:07:07 AM): Sorry. Nevermortal (2:07:17 AM): You are the Hitler of silly message board shenanigans. Kotzenjunge (2:07:20 AM): Get at least one other person, and you've got a spot on the roster page. Nevermortal (2:07:25 AM): I give you a -1. Nevermortal (2:08:29 AM): You've ruined my fun. Kotzenjunge (2:08:33 AM): Sorry. Kotzenjunge (2:08:37 AM): If the mods didn't care... I am crushed.