Nevermortal

Low Ki!

True Life: I'm Getting a Divorce was great too. The marriage between the white girl rapper and the crackhead was a true tearjerker.

Sandman no longer posting here is a sad, sad thing.

"New Frontier" - Iron Maiden Sounds just like "The Number of the Beast".

That episode produced one of the greatest lines ever: Tony Atlas: "Anybody got a cell-a-phone????"

Are you guys speaking Swahili again? Did I miss an inter-office memo?

OoA

More like -69 omglol

The kid from Salute Your Shorts.

What a coincidental occurrance.

Hanging out with iB means I'd have to go to Australia. I would never, ever risk having a dingo eat my baby.

Remember CT from Real World: Paris' "I'll fuckin' woorrrrrk you, dawg!" rant on Adam? Every fight Tommy had with someone, it was exactly like that. Tre-fucking-mendous

I recommend Warmore to Kotzenjunge.

Was I supposed to see some damn dirty hippy?

iB - Hitting my sanity with a tackhammer since 2004

The greatest quote from the show was from the suave fat guy: "I got a burp coming from the bottom of my ballsack. After that happens, I can enjoy my pizza."

I love Hoff.

Shutup.

What, you got something against The Heretic Anthem? If you're 555, then I'm 666.

Just because you capitalized the "M", I will not. ;-/

A standing shooting star press no longer impresses me.

Does anyone remember this awesome episode of True Life? I caught a replay a few days back and for one hour, I plunged right back into awesomeness. What happens when a meathead construction worker goes down to the Jersey Shore looking for love, 3am steak "sanguiches", and good times with his friends? The greatest hour in MTV history, that's what. We laughed, we cried, we wanted to see the guy get his ass kicked. And oh yeah, we definitely felt a lot better about ourselves afterwards.

Yeah, but does Metal Church sing a song called "I Got Erection"? I rest my case.

I want a Hummer H2 with an American flag design, bullhorns on the front, and a spigot that pisses gas on passing pedestrians.

I was reading Lords of Chaos and there was a Bathory promo picture where one of the guys has the ass-cheeks cut out of his spandex.