Nevermortal

See, Paul Bearer didn't die!

AoO also sent me a PM:

Bob Holly is a Hardcore Legend?

That three way would never end. Jesus christ.

About Mass Transit: He died due to complications from gastric bypass surgery, where they reduce the size of your stomach so you can lose weight. I think he went into shock due to an infection caused by the stitches/staples on the stomach, which caused a heart attack. His brother, who was equally as fat, but wasn't a wrestler, died from the same complications. I have a cousin who knew the family. Weird bunch of fuckers. Kulas' brother was either mentally retarded or just slow. I forget which.

JBL is the best part of Smackdown. I can't wait to see Eddy v. Bradshaw in the Cage in 2 weeks....free tickets ahoy!.

Joe v. AmDrag Live. I think I might die. Mike, you've made my day.

because we're all losers that sit on posting boards and look at internet porn all day.. That statement is partially true except I go to work sometimes.

"The Black Vomit" - Sarcofago. OLD SKEWL

Joe owns you. He's one of the best workers they've got.

Gabe...PULL THE TRIGGER ON THE AMDRAG-JOE TITLE MATCH! Please. Screw storylines. Give us the match while I'm still young.

Beastman AIDS

"No Skeletor, that's not what I'd do. I'd bend you over and shoot.....chocolate goo. In your asshole!"

What about when they were choosing a new roommate and Brad made some comment like "What if the new roommate turns out to be a gorilla?" It's like they intentionally made this the silliest season of the Real World.

*shits on thread!*

I'm still trying to decide which is the superior line: "I'll fuckin' work you, dawg!" by CT on Paris or "Don't stand there and call me an alcoholic and tell me I'm never sober, because I'll cry, and then you'll feel like an asshole." by Randy on San Diego

I'll fuckin' work you dawg.

Had he been pandering for a whore, I'd have no qualms.

Help a brother out! This signature disgusts me as a member of the workforce.

Also, I'd stick it to Frankie only if I got to punch her in the face after I did the sticking.

Bitch, the Real World has been apart of my life for 10 years. Recognize.

"Eric Bischoff is partnering with Jason Hervey, Scott Sternberg Productions, and Rick Hilton on a new reality TV show called "777." The show will be about seven rich guys who each will put up $1 million in a winner take all gambling competition that will take place in Las Vegas. The seven people will live together in a suite during the show. The William Morris Agency will start offering the show to networks this week. Eric Bischoff is expected to miss RAW next week, likely due to this new show." That sounds like a cool show idea.

we're like ja in 'real world san diego'. we keep it real when the drama goes down. i think ja was the only person on that show who never cried. except maybe brad. but brad doesn't count, cause he was a dumbass anyway. ja was the shit. Ja cried at dinner with Jamie when he was telling her about his father was never there for him when he was a kid.

Yeah, that was terrible.

The eternal question has been posed.....