Nevermortal

I'm thinking a Scott Ian style goatee might be in order.

This one's for the Gayme. "Gay Bar" - Electric Six.

Not if you live in Rhode Island, the greatest place of them all.

Bellucci is sex. Even when she's caked in dirt and crying throughout the Jesus movie. I kept saying to myself, "When's her tit shot coming up?"

I hope this one will be better than the one on the Cube. I didn't like the fact it was less of a wrestling game and more of a fighter, which is probably why I also disliked Def Jam Vendetta.

You're correct there.

I think you're over-estimating the tact of the New Jersey crowd. [will partake in said chants]

I loooooooooooooooove Peaches. Have you heard anything off "Fatherfucker"? Smokes the hell out of anything on "The Teaches of Peaches" (well, maybe not Rock Show).

"I Believe" - Blessid Union of Souls. Why? I have no fucking clue in hell. "Odious and Devious" - ....and Oceans. I like their blend of Death Metal and techno. Reminds me a bit of The Project Hate MCMXCIX. "1000 Miles of Cock" - Zimmer's Hole. Ridiculously stupid song. I love it. "A Change of Seasons" - Dream Theater. Musical masturbation at its finest.

Now we know what Lance Storm's PC looks like.

Spongebob is a gay icon.

To be honest, the way my life is going, by the time I get close to graduating college, that'll be the most profitable line of work I'll have, going to Uncle Ian's fed and gigging away for $25 bucks a night. I'd pay to see it.

Time to become a deathmatch worker.

I can't wait to see the interaction between Strike Team and the new unit.

“I’m gonna get you back. It might not be today, it might not be tomorrow, it might not even be six months down the line, ‘till you wake up one morning, and you have to take the biggest shit of your life, and here I come, poppin’ out of the toilet- SURPISE N*GGA! Waiting, with a FUCKIN’ BRICK, to BASH YOUR FUCKIN’ HEADS IN! NOBODY DOES THIS TO ME, YOU HEAR THAT? NOBODY!” That's like the greatest promo ever.

Hitman 2 (and 3, soon to be released) THUG. Morrowind. Max Payne 1 & 2.

"Hexagram" - Deftones. I only like a few Deftones songs, so I guess I should add this to the list. The chorus part sounds...different. I'll leave it at that. "The Punk Song" - Avenue D. Trashy electroclash bitches singing about getting fucked and treated like shit. Uh. It's verrrrry trashy, go to their site now (http://www.avenued.com) and watch the video. Kotz knows of their greatness. "Back to the Worms" - Cryptopsy. Agent wasn't lying, Cryptopsy does get better with age. The drummer is ridiculously fast. "The Dirty Glass" - Dropkick Murphys. An amusing distraction. The dueling vocals are a nice touch.

Weren't you pimping AFI for the longest while? ....your point being? AFI is tremendous, your opinion of them doesn't matter to me.

Just like to say.... HHH didn't make the list.

BOO. FUCK THE IRON MAN.

Drury. Thanks.

THIS IS #2?!?!?!? BOOO!

Mullets are a flyin'!

Hogan/Andre got the SNUB!