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Blackneck is gone.

How could Orton say that with a straight face?

Oh yeah, THAT's a fair fight.

Rosey should've went to see Club Dread, it needs all the help it can get. Hamburgular & Grimace. Heh.

Do you remember when X-Pac used to shill that drink all of the time? That was so bad that it was funny. Bwahhaha. I remember that. It ruled so much. Forgot the name. X Drink or some shit? Hansen's Energy Drink.

This should be good.

Stephen J Popick just delivered DA PIZZA~!

Booker T just jobbed to a weak-ass clothesline.

Why the fuck are we talking about asses? Heh, Dish Network crawler.

Bubba's exposed legs scare me.

One of a Sucka!

Rock with the Evil Goatee seems weird to me.

Not one of the better Taker interruptions, if I do say so myself.

.....The fuck

Way to dirty up the ring, Kane!

But is it one of those flashlight urns

Maybe it'll be a fake Kane ala the fake Diesel corpse.

Hahaha, worms.

I heart caskets.

-Joe's Livejournal. I loved the part about melting down the title to make an 9-iron.

During the Trent Acid/Sonjay Dutt match, he runs in and gives Trent Acid the Cop Killa.

Anyone notice when they showed the welcome back party for Steve Buscemi, he dressed exactly like Don Johnson in Miami Vice?

When did Best of The Best 4 happen? Joker's Driver is sick, Storm Cradle Driver except off his shoulders instead of lifting and dropping. The one Cash took at Cage of Death 5 off a ladder through a table was sick as hell. A stiff Yakuza Kick always makes me cringe. Suplexes where people get dumped on their head. Ki's Hanging Dragon. I meant 3, fucky.

And how does that = "not a good wrestling match" ? If you understand why they're doing that, then it shouldn't be a problem. It is, after all, a "fight without honor." Not to mention the apparent All-Japan influence (I noticed a dozen things borrowed from AJ...the finish is right taken right from a Kawada match). There's a point to what they're doing. It's not just mindless stiffness. It wasn't a wrestling match; it was an exercise in brutality. Don't get me wrong, because I enjoyed watching it. I just wouldn't consider it a wrestling match at all. The commentators were selling it like "OMG< THIS IS THE STIFFEST EVER!!! NOTHING IS STIFFER! THIS IS REAL!"....but what about the other matches? Were they fake just because they didn't use actual forearms, chops, kicks, and punches?

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