Nevermortal

This is an unveiling.

This guy's got the moxie.

Myself.

What a fucking idiot.

Truly the craziest video I've ever seen.

$1,697,900.00.

1. Andre the Giant 2. Gorilla Monsoon 3. Shawn Michaels 4. The Undertaker 5. Iron Sheik 6. George 'the Animal' Steele 7. Haystacks Calhoun 8. Ric Flair 9. Jesse 'the Body' Ventura 10. The Junkyard Dog 11. 'Rowdy' Roddy Piper 12. Kane 13. King Kong Bundy 14. 'Nature Boy' Buddy Rogers 15. Ultimate Warrior 16. Magnificent Muraco 17. Honky Tonk Man 18. Hulk Hogan 19. Killer Kowalski 20. Pat Patterson 21. Chris Jericho 22. Chief Jay Strongbow 23. Stone Cold Steve Austin 24. Ted Dibiase 25. Bret 'the Hitman' Hart 26. Bob Backlund 27. Bobo Brazil 28. Ivan Putski 29. Razor Ramone 30. Wendi Richter 31. The Rock 32. Randy Savage 33. Jake 'the Snake' Roberts 34. Ricky Steamboat 35. Mick Foley 36. Triple H 37. Jimmy 'Superfly' Snuka 38. Bruno Sammartino 39. The Fabulous Moolah 40. Brock Lesnar 41. Yokozuna 42. 'Superstar' Billy Graham 43. Antonino Rocca 44. Pedro Morales 45. Sgt. Slaughter 46. Ernie Ladd 47. Kurt Angle 48. Rick Rude 49. Ken Patera 50. Paul Orndorff

Where's the second battery?

Who's the guy in Choken One's avatar? Probably faggot ass Keith Caputo or whatever the fuck he goes on about in the music folder. Oh, and I couldn't even begin to remember what my original avatar, though my most critically acclaimed signature was the infamous Sid Cube Car, which I still have stored in my notepad, should the need to resurrect it ever rise.

The avatar and personal signature indeed do kick ass. So does the Martin Luther one. Indeed.

How many awards did ROTK end up winning?

Theron shall take it here.

Susan Sarandon is gonna have a wardrobe malfunction.

And another one..... I can see why LOTR basically got dick the past 2 years; they decided to explode in orgasmic fury tonight.

Disregard this; wrong thread

Muscle Buster aka Mexican Stretch Buster.

LOTR is destroying everyone.

Chris Guy. WORST NAME EVER

A good heel always believes what he's doing is right. Kurt believes that he's better than Eddie Guerrero since he's an Olympic hero. Granted, it'd be cheesy, but the Olympic Hero Patriot is a cheesy gimmick anyway.

"I'll Be Your Hero" from the Lex Express theme. It's absolutely dripping with cheese. Kurt Angle's latest crusade against Eddy has him believing that he is the good guy. Well, he really needs to bust out a tribute video to himself using this song in the background. It'd pull in some amazing heat, plus its one of those interchangeable inspirational-crap type songs that's interchangeable with all the patriotic characters the WWE have had over the years.

Wine > Beer And Olive Garden sucks aside from their 6 dollar unlimited salad/breadstick/soup deal. Fuck the breadsticks and the soup, I just get ridiculous amounts of salad.

Man, Adam's come a long way from the e-fed he used to run in '99 & 2000. I hope TEW makes him rich.

Not necessarily, I have quite a few friends who's family's have pets and they despise them and often wonder just why in the hell they have the goddamned things.

I wholeheartedly agree. They're animals, they're nothing to me. If a dog or cat starts reciting Shakespeare and giving scientific theories, then I'll respect the canine and feline species. Until then, they can all die and get the fuck out of the way. What?!!?

If this were real, I'd throw the stereo system through the window so I could climb out the fire escape. Damned puzzles.